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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 26, 2006 22:24:05 GMT -5
Weird Al, eat your heart out.....; p
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 26, 2006 22:29:30 GMT -5
This Song goes to the old Lobo song "Baby, I'd Love You To Want Me"
Tribute to Mick Jagger
When I saw Mick standing there
I 'bout fell off my chair
And when he moved his lips to speak
I felt the drool go to my feet
Now it took time for me to know
What you tried so not to show
Something in your lips just cried
I saw the lips flap too wide
Micky, I'd love you to flap me
The way that I want you
The way that it should be
Micky, I'd love you to want me
The way that I want to
If you'd only let it be.
That's for those oldies but goodies of the 1970's
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 27, 2006 13:19:40 GMT -5
This is my version of Celine Dion's "Love Theme" song from "Titanic" the movie. Her version is:
My Heart Will Go On
My version is just a light - hearted spoof called:
My Voice Will Go On
Every night, all my screams must get through
Oh, it's true
Hear me now, as my voice goes on
'Screech with such insistance
High octaves are a must
At each of my shows, I sing on....
(Chorus)
Neeeaaarrrr, faaaaaaar
Wheeereeevvver you areee
You can hear me, my voice will go ooooon
Once more, you run out the door
I still sing out my heart
Song's, I'll sing line by line
They seem to last a lifetime
I'll never stop 'till I'm done
Songs I know will bug you
Each lame line, I hold to...
Every night, my voice will go on
(Chorus)
Neeeaaaar, faaaaaar, wherever you aaaare...
I will scream, and my voice will go oooooOOOOnnnn...
Once more, you run out the door
But a song's in my heart
And my voice will go ooOooOOoo and oooonn....
This is one voice that will not go away
I'm here, there's nothing to fear
Though, I know that my voice does drone on
I'll sing forever that way
I will sing from the heart
And my voice will gooo oooooOOOOooooo and ooonnn...
(Chorus)
Neeeaaaar, faaaaaar, wherever you aaaare...
I will scream, and my voice will go oooooOOOOnnnn...
My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme) - Lyrics
- (Love Theme From "Titanic")
Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never go till we're one
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
There is some love that will not
go away
You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
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Post by Doc on Jan 27, 2006 15:01:37 GMT -5
They passed an ordinance in the city of Las Vegas whereby she must legally stop singing by 11PM every night because her powerful voice continues to echo locally for up to one hour after she has stopped singing, and since Wayne Newton's bedtime is midnight.......
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 27, 2006 15:15:15 GMT -5
They passed an ordinance in the city of Las Vegas whereby she must legally stop singing by 11PM every night because her powerful voice continues to echo locally for up to one hour after she has stopped singing, and since Wayne Newton's bedtime is midnight....... LOL! ;D That's funneeee!  The truth is Doc', I like most of the artists I parody. At least a little. Even Nickelback. Well, sorta'.  Celine's vocals can be a bit much, but she's a phenomenal singer and she has some great songs. |
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 27, 2006 19:11:19 GMT -5
They passed an ordinance in the city of Las Vegas whereby she must legally stop singing by 11PM every night because her powerful voice continues to echo locally for up to one hour after she has stopped singing, and since Wayne Newton's bedtime is midnight....... Don't get started on Wayne Newton....I remember when he first started, he looked like a woman..... |
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Post by Doc on Jan 27, 2006 21:42:15 GMT -5
They passed an ordinance in the city of Las Vegas whereby she must legally stop singing by 11PM every night because her powerful voice continues to echo locally for up to one hour after she has stopped singing, and since Wayne Newton's bedtime is midnight....... LOL! ;D That's funneeee! The truth is Doc', I like most of the artists I parody. At least a little. Even Nickelback. Well, sorta'. Celine's vocals can be a bit much, but she's a phenomenal singer and she has some great songs. My true opinion of her is that she is a consummate professional with a phenominal voice who possesses rare control over registers that few women can ever attain. Her breath control and security of placement, with agility, and control of volume thruout her voice, are world class and are the reason she is justifiably one of a handful of leading superstars in the pop singing business. She picks material well, and has a masterful presentation of it. She succeeds at blending a high-energy vocal approach with lyricism and restraint, not an easy thing IMO. And yet, the light-hearted jibes rolled forth from our ivyed posts...... But why her? Why not Cher, or Bjork, or Pink? 'Cause she recorded a chart-topper tune for an blockbuster movie? Or, 'cause in the video she beats her breast on the bow of the boat? Or, am I just a little jealous that she can sing anything and everything? Are you thinkin', "bingo"? ['cause I sure am..........] |
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 30, 2006 18:25:21 GMT -5
LOL! ;D That's funneeee! The truth is Doc', I like most of the artists I parody. At least a little. Even Nickelback. Well, sorta'. Celine's vocals can be a bit much, but she's a phenomenal singer and she has some great songs. My true opinion of her is that she is a consummate professional with a phenominal voice who possesses rare control over registers that few women can ever attain. Her breath control and security of placement, with agility, and control of volume thruout her voice, are world class and are the reason she is justifiably one of a handful of leading superstars in the pop singing business. She picks material well, and has a masterful presentation of it. She succeeds at blending a high-energy vocal approach with lyricism and restraint, not an easy thing IMO. And yet, the light-hearted jibes rolled forth from our ivyed posts...... But why her? Why not Cher, or Bjork, or Pink? 'Cause she recorded a chart-topper tune for an blockbuster movie? Or, 'cause in the video she beats her breast on the bow of the boat? Or, am I just a little jealous that she can sing anything and everything? Are you thinkin', "bingo"? ['cause I sure am..........] Of course, I like her music as well. For me, though, a couple of her songs go overboard. But I love the Love Theme from Titanic. Most of the singers and songs I spoof, I actually like. Celine broadcasted a live feed from Las Vegas to the Canadian local during Live 8. She got completely booed. That was unfair. I think people thought she should've appeared in person. Or maybe they just thought she sucks. That's too bad, really... I poke some gentle fun at her. But I don't think she deserves to be malichiously maligned so much. Quiz: How many CD's have those of us who've kidded Celine sold?! 50, 100, or a few thousand...? Anybody? Bueller?  I'd say "bingo" is about right, Doc'. That one song (MHWGO) was maybe overkill because it was overplayed.. that's not her fault. Celine's the biggest selling female singer in pop music history, Worldwide. Her songs will sell on and on and on and on... |
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Feb 4, 2006 13:47:42 GMT -5
This is my parody of a song called: The Twilight Zone. Which is actually a parody of WAL MART!
Here it is .....
WAL MART ZONE
(Somewhere in a lonely shopping mall,
There's a girl starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned its back on her,
It's two p.m...........)
It's two p.m., the fear is strong
I'm doing some shopping', my purse is full
I'm tired of just sitting here, I'm gonna take a chance
Yeah there's a store up ahead, much to my dread
I'm trapped by my curiousity, brain curcuits are dead
I cannot resist, my whole mind slips into a frenzy
Help I'm steppin' into the WAL MART zone
The place is a madhouse, employees bein' cloned
My reason's removed, now I've gone way too far
What am I to buy now that my money's all gone
Help I'm steppin' into the WAL MART zone
The place is a nuthouse, loudspeaker's droning on
All reason's removed, now I've gone way too far
Where am I to shop now that my money's all gone
So, it just goes to show
You're better off goin' home
So, it just goes to show
You're better off stayin' home
I'm walking down an aisle, frustration starts to grow
A wall of floss and toothpaste, high above
I can't find what I want, what to do, I'm feelin' blue
Well the lights shine brightly, turned way too high
This far from the check - out line
And when the bill has come
You know damn well you have been cheated
Help I'm steppin' into the WAL MART zone
The place is a nuthouse, loudspeaker's droning on
All reason's removed, now I've gone way too far
Where am I to shop now that my money's all gone
So, it just goes to show
You're better off goin' home
So, it just goes to show
You're better off stayin' home
So, it just goes to show
You're better off goin' home
So, it just goes to show
You're better off stayin' home
These are the original lyrics... for your ummm... perusal. The Twilight Zone
Twilight Zone - Original Lyrics
(Somewhere in a lonely hotel room,
There's a guy starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned its back on him,
It's two a.m...........)
It's two a.m., the fear has gone
I'm sittin' here waitin', the gun still warm
Maybe my connection is tired of takin' chances
Yeah there's a storm on the loose, sirens in my head
I'm wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead
I cannot decode, my whole life spins into a frenzy
Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far
Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far
Soon you will come to know,
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone
I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
A double-crossed messenger, all alone
I can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you
Well the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the borderline
And when the hit man comes
He knows damn well he has been cheated
Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far
Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far
Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Feb 4, 2006 14:11:24 GMT -5
This Song goes to the old Lobo song "Baby, I'd Love You To Want Me" Tribute to Mick Jagger When I saw Mick standing there I 'bout fell off my chair And when he moved his lips to speak I felt the drool go to my feet Now it took time for me to know What you tried so not to show Something in your lips just cried I saw the lips flap too wide Micky, I'd love you to flap me The way that I want you The way that it should be Micky, I'd love you to want me The way that I want to If you'd only let it be. That's for those oldies but goodies of the 1970's LOL! ;D Thanks for sharing this, Lovely Rita! Funneeee stuff! ;D |
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Feb 18, 2006 18:49:02 GMT -5
This is an extended rehash of The First Cut Is The Deepest by Cat Stevens. Sheryl Crow's lazy-day version ...zZZZzzzz.. Though I like her original music, this is kinda' lamo!
The First Take Is The Weakest [/color][/u][/b]
I should have sung this with all of my heart
But there's no way I'm re-singing my part
I don't like giving it all that I've got
If I tried, I'd screw it up, again
Maybe I'd screw it up again, but who knows...
The first take is the weakest, believe me, I know
The first take is the weakest
'Cause when it comes to singing on-key, it hurts
When it comes to singing covers I'm worst
But when it comes to being lazy, I'm first
That's why it shows...
The first take is the weakest, believe me, I know
The first take is the weakest....
I will sing it in a voice that sounds tired
I can't help it, I do that all the time
And I'm sure gonna' sing like I'm fried
And if you care, I flubbed a line again
Maybe, I flubbed another line, but who cares
The first take is the weakest, believe me, I know
The first take is the weakest
'Cause when it comes to singing on-key, it hurts
When it comes to singing covers I'm worst
But when it comes to being lazy, I'm first
That's why it shows...
I thought I'd do this old song for a lark
But there's no way I'm re-doing my part
And they'll buy it for 2 bucks at Wal Mart
'Cause I know that all my fans aren't so smart
The first take is the weakest, believe me, I know
The first take is the weakest
'Cause when it comes to singing on-key, it hurts
When it comes to singing covers I'm worst
But when it comes to singing lousy, I'm first
That's why it shows...
Flubbed a line again...
- Miss Vaggie
The First Cut Is the Deepest (Original Lyrics by Cat Stevens)[/color][/u][/b]
I would have given you all of my heart
But there's someone who's torn it apart
And he's taken just all that I have
But if you want I'll try to love again
Baby, I'll try to love again but I know
The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
But when it comes to being lucky he's cursed
When it comes to loving me he's worst
I still want you by my side
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
And I'm sure going to give you a try
And if you want I'll try to love again (try)
Baby, I'll try to love again but I know
The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
But when it comes to being lucky he's cursed
When it comes to loving me he's worst
I still want you by my side
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
But I'm sure gonna give you a try
'Cause if you want I'll try to love again (try to love again)
Baby, I'll try to love again but I know
The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know, the first cut is the deepest
When it comes to being lucky he's cursed
When it comes to loving me he's worst
The first cut is the deepest baby I know
The first cut is the deepest try to love again...
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Post by Doc on Feb 19, 2006 0:43:17 GMT -5
Hilarious, M.Vaggie---another gem!
Heck, I'm not usually too happy with numbers 2, 3 or 4. I think I start rolling into view of the musical target around take 5 or 6. And after take ten or so there's always ProTools...........
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Feb 19, 2006 12:08:28 GMT -5
Hilarious, M.Vaggie---another gem! Heck, I'm not usually too happy with numbers 2, 3 or 4. I think I start rolling into view of the musical target around take 5 or 6. And after take ten or so there's always ProTools........... As long as you ultimately get there, you'll be fine. Ummm... I think Sheryl could've used about 10 takes with this cover, Doc'. ;D |
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