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Post by Mellow Yellow on Jun 6, 2006 23:43:27 GMT -5
The people over at 60IF.......
they are F*CKING INSANE!
And some of the people here....... yeah they got the crazy jibba jabba too!
Alas, all you crazy folk have inspired me and I have wrote a song to you all (especially Sun King)
Hope you enjoy....
Ah, look at all the crazy people
Ah, look at all the crazy people
A 60if user, clicks on the link
on the board where his topic has been
Lives in a dream
Makes a new post, typing some lies
that prove Macca's face has changed from before....
How is he sure?
All the crazy people
Where do they all come from?
All the crazy people
Where do they all belong?
Father McSunking, changing the words
of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him lying, bad mouthing one
and one that is one in the same....
Who is to blame?
All the crazy people
Where do they all come from?
All the crazy people
Where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all the crazy people
Ah, look at all the crazy people
A 60if user, believes that Paul died
was buried and bill was given his name....
By now she's insane
Father McSunking, rally's more troops
with his lies that he writes from a dream...
He's such a fiend....
All the crazy people
Where do they all come from?
All the crazy people
Where do they all belong?
P.S. Go ahead ban me for speaking the truth
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Post by plastic paul on Jun 7, 2006 5:47:39 GMT -5
I don't know why you bring being banned into it, i'm pretty sure that you haven't broken any rules with this post.
You sound almost like you want to be banned so you can feel hard done by.
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Post by eyesbleed on Jun 7, 2006 8:14:58 GMT -5
The people over at 60IF....... they are F*CKING INSANE! Funny...... but ya shoulda found a way to work Don Knots into the lyrics. I don't think slammin' SK's gonna ruffle any feathers around here. That young'un of mine asked me to send her the link to the old original Uberkinder site that has all the photographic evidence, so I searched it out & was surprised to see the Don Knotts & Viv Stanshall stuff had been added...... what the hell? That crazy crap kinda ruins the whole thing & makes the whole concept look rediculous. |
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Post by lili on Jun 7, 2006 8:30:42 GMT -5
I agree on all counts. That's a pretty good spoof, Mello Yello. I don't think you'll find too many people around here slamming you for it. Miss Vagabond has done her share too. Maybe she'll share one with us, just to get into the spirit of things ?  ;D Eyesbleed, I couldn't agree more. I have shown that site to many people in the past. I'd hesitate to do it now.  |
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Post by JoJo on Jun 7, 2006 17:46:15 GMT -5
LOL, "crazy jibba jabba". That's a new one. (to me anyway) You're at the wrong forum dude.. Hey I always wondered about your sig, where is the "here" you need to get out of? Are you being held prisoner?? |
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jun 7, 2006 17:52:35 GMT -5
I agree on all counts. That's a pretty good spoof, Mello Yello. I don't think you'll find too many people around here slamming you for it. Miss Vagabond has done her share too. Maybe she'll share one with us, just to get into the spirit of things ? ;D Eyesbleed, I couldn't agree more. I have shown that site to many people in the past. I'd hesitate to do it now. ***Ahem.. disclaimer *** ;D Most of my parodies are directed in honor of Sunking. And they are not to be taken personally at any PIDers here at NIR: This is my lyrical spoof of the classic-rock mega-seller Pink Floyd's CD/Album entitled: DARK SIDE OF THE MOONMy version is called: DARK SIDE OF THE LOON Scream To Me Sunking:"I've been mad for years...absolutely years...right over the edge BONKERS. 'Been working my buns off for scams....
WAAAHHH... ... .. . .WAHHHH, WAAAHHH, WAAAAHHH, WAAAAH, WAAAH .. AHH HHHH AAHHHHHH......"SchemeScheme, scheme if you dare.
Decieve with grace and flair.
Cheat, but don't cheat me.
Snoop around, lay your hoax down.
While you slither and you hide.
Ten miles of fibs you'll tell on-line.
Make Faul a crutch, with Faul decieve.
With Faul you lie and make-believe.
Shun, questions shunned.
Dig that troll, they test you, Sun.
And when at last your script is spun.
Don't slow down it's time to spin another one.
So while you snivel, hide on-line.
Miles of fibs will reach the sky.
And challenged on your weakest fade.
'Sketch your scorn in every shade...In The Rut
Female Announcer:"Flight's arriving and departing for, to, Rome, Italy, Aukland, New Zealand, the North Pole, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, ... all point's in between.."
Sunking:"Scheme for today...scam tomorrow. That's me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" (iNsTRuMeNTaL) **Taps feet. Contemplates**SlimeRigging a fade, with crayons that come in all dull shades.
Bitter, insane, you scowl in an oddball way.
Sneaking around like a creepy clown on your homepage.
Praying that no one says something that shows that you're lame.
Slime, he's lying is the Sunking.
Playing jokes on friends each day.
Paul had sung his final song.
And every line is Bill's, you say.
And then one day they find.
They fear they're lost inside clues.
No one knows just when to run.
You hid the starting gun.
So they suck on their thumbs.
And latch on to Sunny the scumking.
Raging aloud, he comes up with lies yet again.
Sunny is lame, and he's playing a game that get's bolder.
He's just more or less, a hoaxer that lies about death.
Rubble ears are getting shorter.
Never stay's within the lines.
Scans are never clear or lost.
Or half a fade with scribbled lines.
Hanging on to wry manipulation is a foolish game.
The rhyme is sung to win you over.
Sunkings's tune is wrought with shame.Scheme 2Roam, roam again.
He likes to daydream while he scams.
And then he runs home all inspired.
'Feel's good to form his hoax while he is wired.
Every day,
A caustic shield,
Is molded on to tired shells.
All the faithful turn the key,
To steer the lock,
They've crawled inside themselves. The Great Rig In The Pie In The Sky LieSunking:"...And I am so enlightened by lying, any lie will do, I don't...mind. Why should I be frightened of lying? there's no reason...for it! You've got to hoax sometime!
IF...you can't hear the death clues...you aren't trying...
Pardon me? I ...never said I frightened of lying.."
(Instrumental Vocal-Ad-lib) WHOA WHOA OOOHHHH.
WHOOO-OOOH DOH! DOH-OOO-DOOOH DOH DOOOH!
DOH! DOH! DOOOHHH WHOOOAAAAA........WHOA WHAT?WHY? WHY? DOH! WAAAAHHHHHH...WHOOAAA DOOO.. oohhh. ...
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jun 7, 2006 17:54:39 GMT -5
Sunny Sunny, go and fade.
Do a good job fake that fade and you're O.K.
Sunny, you're a gas.
Grab that trash, spin your plan and make a flash.
Dead corpse in a car, 4 frame daydream, think I've just seen a dead Paul scheme.
Sunny, fade hack!
You're way off-track, cheap, poor scans right off the rack.
Sunny, it's schtick.
Don't give me that drooly-drool bull-s***!
You're in the sly, unintelligent, worst class, traveling set.
And I think you need to eject.
Sunny, it's a crime.
'Swear he's scared, won't roll the dice with Flam' Pie.
Sunny, go and fade.
It's a hoot, you're "full legal" insane.
But IF you ask for proof it's no surprise that he's got no more to say...
To say...to say...to say...to say...
Whoo hooo.
Whoo hooo.
whoo hooo. Whoooa hooo hooooo hoooo...
(Now. Sunking speaketh on his terrible ordeal while bravely guarding the deep mysteries of the 60if document at his own unselfish peril.)
Sunking:"I was out one night. Yes, absolutely, out driving one...night. It certainly was late at night. I certainly was in the right...lane. Some geezers were cruising, I wasn't snoozing. Nope!
Why...doesn't anyone believe me? I wasn't alone. Paul Bearer was in the trunk at the time. I was just yelling to him...he couldn't ..hear me too good. I was coming up on the freeway when I heard honking and screaming cars... tailing me. But I wasn't giving up easily. they knew that I knew they knew I'd solved Faul. Without .. a doubt.
No...I wasn't at home really drunk at the time..."Fuss And MendFuss, and mend.
And after Faul, there are no ordinary men.
Cheat, with clues.
God only knows, it's all he has for proof.
"Faul is alive", Sunny sneered, 'cause the real Paul died.
Sunny laughs, as he lines up his trap.
'Moves from lie to lie.
Pack, and move.
Who know's Sunny's switched?
He's someone new (new, new, new, new).
All, around.
And in the end, he only looks the clown
(The clown, clown, clown, clown).
"Haven't you heard?
We're to battle like nerds!"
The Poster Bearer cried.
"Listen up! See a man where's there's none?!
'There's room for you on-line".
Sunking speakee:"I mean, they're not buying Bill. so, IF I give them a little slick, sharp, crock, that'll hook 'em again. Rig it? I mean, they...dozed off slightly, 'cos, I really gave them.. a tongue lashing. I'll ..only tell them once!
It was only a different Faul each picture, but really, I mean, good scanners cost a fortune, am I right?!"
Paul Bearer:"Yes your Tradjesty..'EH?!"
Scowl, and shout.
It doesn't help, when Sunking's yeling all about.
Scheme, and pout.
And who'd deny, it's what the Sunking's all about.
Out of the way, it's a busy fade.
and Sunking's lost his mind.
He fill's up with pride, as he cheats in disguise.
He'll boast then hide...AnyCrayonYouLike(InsTruMenTal) **Taps feet and yawns**Sunking's: To Do Hoax ListFaulFassieSylvia VartanBozo the clownSnoopyCourtney CoxFaul's 2-790[/u][/b][/color][/s] Is this color...red?This is green...yes?Orange..?Pink?Yellow...I cannot...say. ..Brain ScammageThe loon is sick, he's bold and crass.
The loon is sick, he's such an a**.
Inventing names, and lazy fades and traps.
Lost in sleeze, the loon is off his track.
The loon is sick, he fibs of Faul.
The loon is sick, ad libs of Faul.
His caper grows in mouldy places on his board.
And every day the caper-ploy stinks more.
And IF your scam bursts open, leaking all your clues.
And IF there is no fool upon the hill.
And IF your dead-end hoax has run right out of proof.
I'll see you on the dark side of the loon.
The loonatic say's "Paul is dead".
The loon is sick, just read his threads.
You wracked your brain, you're way insane.
You rearrange fades 'till they're strange.
You've lost your gourd.
You pull a crazy scheme.
There's nothing in your head but empty sleeze...
And IF the crowd turns.
blunders make you fear.
You pout and no one seems to cheer.
And IF the scam you play starts sounding out of tune.
I'll see you on the dark side of the loon.
(Whoooaaa.... .
Whooo ooooh oooh oooh, oooh ooohhooo.
Whooo ooooh oooh oooh, oooh ooohoooo.
Whooo ooooh oooh oooh, oooh ooohoooo.
Whooo ooooh oooh oooh, oooh ooohoooo.
Sunking:"I can't think of anything to fade...except...I think crayons are marvelous....__?!__....HAHAHA!!"Corpse E-ClipseAll 'cause you're touched.
Faul's what you plead.
Faul in your fades.
Faul you deal.
Faul that you love.
Paul that you hate.
Faul is your crutch.
Faul you crave.
Faul that you give (Faul you give)
Paul that you steal.
And Faul that's your lie, smug-sorrow, and shpeal.
Faul you create.
Paul you destroy.
Faul that you choose.
Faul you fake.
All at your feet.
Is everyone you cheat.
Paul that you slight.
And never get it right.
'Paul that is now.
Faul that is wrong.
All that you've spun.
And every trick blundered by Sunny's a clue...
But then Sun' trips and slips like a loon....
Sunking:"There..is no dark side of the loon, really. 's a matter of fact...I'm ALL loon..." *** Curtsies *** 
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jun 7, 2006 19:01:13 GMT -5
Hope you enjoy.... Ah, look at all the crazy people Ah, look at all the crazy people A 60if user, clicks on the link on the board where his topic has been Lives in a dream Makes a new post, typing some lies that prove Macca's face has changed from before.... How is he sure? All the crazy people Where do they all come from? All the crazy people Where do they all belong? Father McSunking, changing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near Look at him lying, bad mouthing one and one that is one in the same.... Who is to blame? All the crazy people Where do they all come from? All the crazy people Where do they all belong? Ah, look at all the crazy people Ah, look at all the crazy people A 60if user, believes that Paul died was buried and bill was given his name.... By now she's insane Father McSunking, rally's more troops with his lies that he writes from a dream... He's such a fiend.... All the crazy people Where do they all come from? All the crazy people Where do they all belong? Funny parody. My parody of this same song (which I did a while ago) was called "Sloppy McFrenzied". Mello Yello's: MASTERPIECE |
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Post by revolver on Jun 7, 2006 19:20:45 GMT -5
Mello, you're gonna have to do better than that if you want to get banned here! I suggest you start insulting Jonna. (Just kidding)  |
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Post by tkp66 on Jun 7, 2006 20:02:23 GMT -5
Look at the stupid person......... (Sorry but I had too) The people over at 60IF....... they are F*CKING INSANE! And some of the people here....... yeah they got the crazy jibba jabba too! Alas, all you crazy folk have inspired me and I have wrote a song to you all (especially Sun King) Hope you enjoy.... Ah, look at all the crazy people Ah, look at all the crazy people A 60if user, clicks on the link on the board where his topic has been Lives in a dream Makes a new post, typing some lies that prove Macca's face has changed from before.... How is he sure? All the crazy people Where do they all come from? All the crazy people Where do they all belong? Father McSunking, changing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near Look at him lying, bad mouthing one and one that is one in the same.... Who is to blame? All the crazy people Where do they all come from? All the crazy people Where do they all belong? Ah, look at all the crazy people Ah, look at all the crazy people A 60if user, believes that Paul died was buried and bill was given his name.... By now she's insane Father McSunking, rally's more troops with his lies that he writes from a dream... He's such a fiend.... All the crazy people Where do they all come from? All the crazy people Where do they all belong? P.S. Go ahead ban me for speaking the truth |
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Post by Doc on Jun 7, 2006 21:03:00 GMT -5
and Mello, (very good spoofery writing, by the way!), I half way had a tinge of feeling a tad hurt, but then I realized that of course you and everyone else are already aware of my diagnosis of MAOPWRCS, which is "middle-age onset of Paul was replaced chronic syndromes" (which belongs to a cluster of syndromes, a family of related illnesses relating to the Beatles and British pop music in general)
and so I know that you realize that my dyed-in-the-wool PWRosity results from this rare condition of which I have little or no con-troll.
And it really got me so tickled that how could I not embrace it fondly, lyrically speaking?
Of course Sunking was your focus, deservedly so, as his incessant fabrication has earned long shrift and thorough denunciation from the more sane amongst us.
I tried recently to communicate by PM with "lui di suggestio falsi" , and he has
declined to read.
It is okay to be on "le liste de merde des personnes" sometimes.
I'll stop now before I fracture German for all to see.
lol really, I liked the spoof--the syllables fit right in the groove, and nice satirical word choices
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Post by Doc on Jun 7, 2006 21:08:42 GMT -5
and, MissVaggie, hon, they'll put you to work on salary I just feel it over at the offices of the "National Lampoon", or "Mad", either one, you've like, got it down!
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Post by lili on Jun 8, 2006 7:08:53 GMT -5
Incredible, Miss Vaggie. I just sang your version to "Breathe" & it's a perfect match !  |
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Post by lili on Jun 8, 2006 7:23:58 GMT -5
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Post by eyesbleed on Jun 8, 2006 11:28:10 GMT -5
and, MissVaggie, hon, they'll put you to work on salary I just feel it over at the offices of the "National Lampoon", or "Mad", either one, you've like, got it down! Or Weird Al might wanna pay her just to shut her up....! .....eliminate the compititon! |
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jun 8, 2006 11:47:34 GMT -5
I've spoken with Paul Bearer several times and he's a nice person. I wrote these lyrics with mostly Sunking in mind and I know that PB has moved on from TKIN. Thanks for the nice compliments Lili... and to Doc' as well. |
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jun 8, 2006 12:16:53 GMT -5
and, MissVaggie, hon, they'll put you to work on salary I just feel it over at the offices of the "National Lampoon", or "Mad", either one, you've like, got it down! Thanks, Doc. But I'd prefer Saturday Night Live! ;D  |
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Post by lili on Jun 8, 2006 13:26:30 GMT -5
I agree with eyesbleed. Your spoofs are definitely in the same categary as Weird Al's. And I LOVE Weird Al's work ! ;D
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jun 8, 2006 13:43:56 GMT -5
I agree with eyesbleed. Your spoofs are definitely in the same categary as Weird Al's. And I LOVE Weird Al's work ! ;D *** Hugs *** Thanks, Lili! That's a huge compliment since Weird Al is definitively the greatest Parody maker of all time in my humble opinion! Okay. I'll post one more parody on this thread and then leave it to others to join in with theirs if they choose to do so! I like a lot of the music from the 1980's, last millen'. This is a parody that I did awhile ago from a 1980's soundtrack. This is my version of "Eye Of The Tiger". It is based on (what else?) Reality TV...specifically: Survivor. Now wait just a second....isn't "Survivor" the name of the band who does the original version of this song? Oh yes...sooooo here's my (only slightly extended-remixed version) of: The Eye Of The Tiger[/u][/color] My version is: I Lied On Survivor[/u][/color] BAM! THUMP, THUMP, THUMP....THUMP, THUMP, THUMP....BANG BANG BANG!
BAM! THUMP, THUMP, THUMP....THUMP, THUMP, THUMP....BANG BANG BANG!
Fired up
Straight from the drop
I might die
I'll take my chances
What's the difference?
Where you sleep
What you eat
Got a plan
Build a tent to survive
So many lies, they happen so fast
You trade your rashons for glory
Tribal dips, like that snake Richard Hatch
Vote him out, on his a**, one more time
Watch me
Lie on survivor
It's the thrill of my life
Ganging up on the weakest of my rivals
And the last sole Survivor
Has to cheat through the night
To take home bragging right's
So I lied.... on Survivor
Acting up, out in the heat
Playing tough, though I'm hungry
Wasting away, with nothing to eat
Eating grubs, and feeling touchy
They stacked the odds
Now we'll play till we're beat
With our will
Have no skills to survive
Watch me
Lie on Survivor
It's the thrill of the knife
Lying hard, as you're backstabbing your rivals
And the last sole survivor
has to cheat every night
To take home bragging rights
So I lied....on Survivor
Tied me up
Fed me some slop
I've got no guts
Where's my glory?
What's the deal here?
When there's nothing to eat
Just some ants
And this swill every night
Throwing up, in some losers cot
Eat some slime
Climb some fences
What's the difference if I'm lazy or not?
Just a plan, and the will to eat mice
Watch me
Cry on Survivor
It's my great fear of heights
Wimping out, as I'm cheating on my rivals
So the last sole Survivor has to cheat for their life
To bring home lots of dough
So I lied....on Survivor
See me
Lie on Survivor
Watch me beg, steal and bite
Ganging up, on the weakest of my rivals
And the last sole Survivor has to lie, cheat and fight
To bring home bragging rights so I lied...
on Survivor
I lied on Survivor
I lied on Survivor
I cried on Survivor
I cried on Survivor
I lied on Survivor.....
Eye Of The Tiger - Original Lyrics [/u][/color]
Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
Chorus:
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive
chorus
Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
chorus
The eye of the tiger (repeats out)...
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Post by beatlies on Jun 8, 2006 19:48:47 GMT -5
So negative, so divisive ...........
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Post by JoJo on Jun 8, 2006 21:00:17 GMT -5
So negative, so divisive ........... This tends to come up every so often, someone frustrated with the situation over at TKIN, expressing their opinion, speaking their mind and all that. divisive
adj : dissenting (especially dissenting with the majority opinion)I'm not a big fan of following the "majority opinion"... That means we most follow, rather than lead? |
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Post by Mellow Yellow on Jun 8, 2006 21:45:49 GMT -5
The "ban" comment I made was because I am banned at TKIN... They made me real mad and so I got to where I didnt care if I got banned there or not, so I made this crazy topic saying that I was some kind of spy/drone/clone/replacement/evil person working for "The Man"/etc and.... got banned.... This board is much better AND it isnt trigger happy with the ban button.
My sig is from a song I heard my friend singing and I have never heard it myself but it is some punk rock song.
By the way, I am only 2 away from owning EVERY Sir.Paul album, I've already got all of solo John and the Beatles, next I am working on George....
Which brings me to a point, I was talking to my English teacher one day, she said she used to like the beatles but now only listens to country music (yech) and it got me to thinking about why did the beatle "fans" not follow each members solo careers? I know my english teacher would LOVE C&C.
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Post by eyesbleed on Jun 8, 2006 21:58:47 GMT -5
and it got me to thinking about why did the beatle "fans" not follow each members solo careers? I know my english teacher would LOVE C&C. Well, just speakin' for myself here..... but I didn't care for most of the solo releases. There was lots of other, more interesting stuff I'd rather spend my time with. The very first lennon stuff was cool... Instant karma, Cold Turkey, but after that I was done. I didn't pay any attention to george or ringo .... except I did get George's wonderwall. Oddly enough, the only one to keep me interested was "Paul" thru the 1st 6 albums or so. I still really enjoy Ram, but most of the other old stuff isn't holdin' up too well for me. IMO.... I think Ram & C&C are the best 2 "Paul" albums. But anyway..... that's probably just me..  |
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Post by beatlies on Jun 8, 2006 23:17:46 GMT -5
I think "ram" has one decent song on it musically, and that's "Too Many People," which musically is outstanding and lyrically is stupid garbage, a code-filled attack on John Lennon. The rest of the album is just boring and unmelodic, droning like a '70s version of like your typical top "alternative [sic]" rock band CDs in the '90s or today.
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Post by eyesbleed on Jun 9, 2006 6:38:47 GMT -5
The rest of the album is just boring and unmelodic, droning like a '70s version of like your typical top "alternative [sic]" rock band CDs in the '90s or today. You sound like me describing most of his solo career... But I'll have to dissagree with that assessment when it comes to RAM.. |
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