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Post by B on Jan 7, 2008 21:12:54 GMT -5
not bad! You the man, Lovely Rita! - er - well... the ho! "He's a real no shoes man!" "Some day, when I'm bare foot, deep in sand; not a lot to say - Then I will remember, shoes I wore today." "It won't be long, (yeah) long (yeah) long (yeah) long It won't be looooooooong! (yeah) (yeah) (yeah) It won't be long, at all, 'til I am wearing shooooooes." Oh dear! This thread has gone far afield. Gone gone gone
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Post by Doc on Jan 8, 2008 0:07:03 GMT -5
Feetle Freedom! Begone, Old Brown Shoe! Blue Suede Crocks! Hey! You've Got to Hide those Shoes Away! Lovely Rita is much better at this than I am. Well, I do my best, but it comes unplanned.... Let's see my attempt here.... Bill's FauxTOE opportunities... Feet The Feetles I Want to Hold Your Foot Roll Over Feethoven Dr. Scholl's Only Foot's Club Band ( ) Happiness Is A Warm Sock The Continuining Story of FungusTOE Bill Hey FungusToe Bill Who did you kill fungustoe Bill? He went out walkin' on the beach barefoot In case of accidents he always took his socks ....all the children sing... I'm worn out.. Oh, LR, A+, sweetie, A++. Yes, devoting oneself to word games and puns can leave one perplexed and tired. But that's OK, because, you see, it'll keep you on your Faulanges. But whatever happens--We Can Walk It Out.
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Post by Doc on Jan 8, 2008 0:08:22 GMT -5
not bad! You the man, Lovely Rita! - er - well... the ho! "He's a real no shoes man!" "Some day, when I'm bare foot, deep in sand; not a lot to say - Then I will remember, shoes I wore today." "It won't be long, (yeah) long (yeah) long (yeah) long It won't be looooooooong! (yeah) (yeah) (yeah) It won't be long, at all, 'til I am wearing shooooooes." Oh dear! This thread has gone far afield. Gone gone gone Nice.......hmmm. Though you have a good point. How do we bring this thread back in toe?
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Post by ramone on Jan 8, 2008 0:51:15 GMT -5
She loves shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAHHH,
You think you lost your shoe, Well, I saw it yesterday ee ay. It's shoes she's thinking of And she buys them on ebay ee ay She says she loves shoes And you know that can't be bad. Yes, she loves shoes And you know you should be glad.
She said they hurt her so She almost lost her mind. But now she said she knows they're not the hurting kind. She says she loves shoes And you know that can't be bad. Yes, she loves shoes And you know you should be glad. Ooh!
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Post by ramone on Jan 8, 2008 1:06:57 GMT -5
I was watching a dvd of the fab four yesterday that had an actual interview that went something like:
reporter: how did you get the name 'beatles'? john: well, it's really just a word ya know -beatles. paul: yeah, a name, a word - like shoe. for all you know, we could've been called 'the shoes'.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 8, 2008 18:24:34 GMT -5
She loves shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAHHH, You think you lost your shoe, Well, I saw it yesterday ee ay. It's shoes she's thinking of And she buys them on ebay ee ay She says she loves shoes And you know that can't be bad. Yes, she loves shoes And you know you should be glad. She said they hurt her so She almost lost her mind. But now she said she knows they're not the hurting kind. She says she loves shoes And you know that can't be bad. Yes, she loves shoes And you know you should be glad. Ooh! The audience applauds this talent.... However....here's the last song on the last album You never give me your insoles... You only give me your odor eaters And in the middle of a pedicure.. You break down.... And even in "Within You , Without You" ...and the people who gain the world, but lose their sole..... I love this.... Maybe more coming soon....
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Post by ramone on Jan 9, 2008 14:17:38 GMT -5
I like that one LR! Before you know it some advertising firm will be checking all these out. 'Hmm.. maybe we can use something here...' 'Our people will get in touch with your people..'
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 9, 2008 17:01:45 GMT -5
Yes, the Dr. Scholl's company has been inquiring....
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Post by B on Jan 9, 2008 21:59:11 GMT -5
Is Thom McKann still around? ;D
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 10, 2008 23:05:56 GMT -5
Buster Brown...remember, the dude in the shoe with his dog...? I'm showing my age....
Toe Morrow Never Knows
Take off your shoes relax and take a soak Is it not soothing? Is it not soothing? Soak all the dead skin off your feet It is relieving, it is relieving.
Foot Day, Sunshine
I need a walk, and when the sun is out I have someplace I can walk about I feel good in a special way My feet are tingling all the day...
For Toe One
Your foot aches, your mind breaks You think that after walking round all day Your feet wouldn't fail you
You wake up, you take up You think you're ready to go again But then it happens, your feet have failed you
And in your feet you feel real pain No sign of comfort in your feet Walked for toe one a pair that should have lasted years
Foot Man
Let me tell you how you will walk You've only got two take care of them Cause I'm the Foot Man Yeah I'm the foot man
Got five little piggies on each foot Be careful not step in soot Cause I'm the foot man Yeah I'm the foot man
And you're walking for no one but me....
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