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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 1, 2008 17:00:16 GMT -5
Oh it was a peculiar thing, people who follow the PWR were gathered for a conference and DOC was in a black suit, but the only other thing I remember was that he was wearing a horribly cheap toupee, and it was on crooked. (Sorry DOC) and I handed him a book of PWR pictures I put together and it was a rough idea for a PWR "book". I guess I was asking for advice, or ideas. It was a PWR conference. Though the idea of a PWR conference is an interesting thing. I suppose various speakers would share with visual and audio clues, and other presentations. Oh well, it was but a dream. I sure hope DOC doesn't wear cheap and crooked toupees......
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Post by Doc on Sept 1, 2008 18:32:40 GMT -5
Oh it was a peculiar thing, people who follow the PWR were gathered for a conference and DOC was in a black suit, but the only other thing I remember was that he was wearing a horribly cheap toupee, and it was on crooked. (Sorry DOC) and I handed him a book of PWR pictures I put together and it was a rough idea for a PWR "book". I guess I was asking for advice, or ideas. It was a PWR conference. Though the idea of a PWR conference is an interesting thing. I suppose various speakers would share with visual and audio clues, and other presentations. Oh well, it was but a dream. I sure hope DOC doesn't wear cheap and crooked toupees...... Honey......it wasn't a dream, we were all there...remember? You said, "Syracuse is a problem this year." And I asked, "What's wrong with Syracuse this season? This musical season?" And you said, "Paul isn't performing in Syracuse this year, that's what's wrong." And I said, "But I already got tickets to go see him." And you said, "But you don't live in Syracuse!" And I said, "Oh. You're right! Darn. Well--do you want My tickets?" www.ballparks.com/tickets/concerts/paul_mccartney_tickets_syracuse.htmSo, do you still want my tickets? You offered me top $$$ in MY dream of it! I am trying to recoup my investment, because, as you can see from the picture above, I got seriously scalped.
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Post by B on Sept 1, 2008 19:14:13 GMT -5
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Post by Girl on Sept 1, 2008 19:32:12 GMT -5
OMG, how does he do it... ;D
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 4, 2008 19:55:57 GMT -5
Good grief....even though you had a cheap and crooked toupee, you were better looking in my dream....in that picture, you look like Rodney Dangerfield's and Marv Albert's love child! Doc, I hate to say this, but in that pic, you look like washed up lounge act....from Syracuse...not even a Las Vegas Lounge act..... Actually I heard that DOC wore that rug when he was pretending to be Paul Mc Cartney! He goes bar hopping with the "Rug" and tells people that he's Paul and people buy him free drinks.
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Post by Doc on Sept 5, 2008 1:36:01 GMT -5
Good grief....even though you had a cheap and crooked toupee, you were better looking in my dream....in that picture, you look like Rodney Dangerfield's and Marv Albert's love child! Doc, I hate to say this, but in that pic, you look like washed up lounge act....from Syracuse...not even a Las Vegas Lounge act..... Actually I heard that DOC wore that rug when he was pretending to be Paul Mc Cartney! He goes bar hopping with the "Rug" and tells people that he's Paul and people buy him free drinks. Oh, dear, you're onto me but now my secrets are out and I'm afraid I won't be able to get free Bailey's at any bar in town anymore! Well, only the ones where the staff posts here. Oh, well, that's a low number, at this time, not that I haven't tried! I have had trouble getting decent toups where the "part" lines up right and it doesn't just tousle up into mess every time there is a tiny breeze! But maybe it's time I went for the au naturale look. After all, I am not 26 anymore and I might as well let the hair thing go....... Syracuse? OMG the last stop along the Dinosaur Death Walk of the Vaudeville Circuit. When we were hot, we were hot!
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 5, 2008 13:16:58 GMT -5
Hair today, bald tomorrow.
Or shall I say that you are "folically impaired"?
You lost contact with your "roots"....
Your scalp has ceased to be fruitful....
You say your "rug" has a problem of staying on when the wind blows?
Tired of chasing your hair down the street?
Has anyone ever mistaken you for Telly Savales?
Were you ever offered a jar of wax for shining the scalp?
Has anyone ever called you "Chrome Dome"?
Have you been tempted to take the three strands left on the top of your head and grow it to your knees and swirl it around the bald area hoping to cover all of the exposed skin?
Have you ever considered human hair toupees rather than the horsetail bargain brands?
Maybe you need the supersticking natural looking toupee that men are wearing all over the world.....
or...you may consider a hair transplant.....
..I read the news today oh boy about a lucky man who made the grade although the news was rather sad well I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He lost hair in a car He didn't notice that the wind's direction changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his hair before nobody was really sure if he was bald or had mange I'd love to turn you on....
....to the Billy Mays Oxy Stick Human Hair Toupee.... You're hair will look natural and you won't have to worry about losing your hair in the wind again......
No more...answer blowing in the wind....
Billy Mays Oxy Stick Human Hair Toupee....and if you order right now, in the next 15 minutes, you will get a second toupee absolutely and positively free....
...or end up like the guy who transplanted the hair from his back onto his head.......
and you thought Syracuse was frightening? Once upon a long ago when you had hair, and you were famous, the world was your stage......but then....it happened.....
you ended up doing the deed that most former celebrities dared to think of...
worse than Fantasy Island and Love Boat of the 1970's and 1980's....
worse than ending up on The E True Hollywood Story of the 1990's
and worse than ending up on one of those hideous reality programs of today.....
the fair and motel lounge circuit.....
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Post by Doc on Sept 6, 2008 2:11:18 GMT -5
Hair today, bald tomorrow. Or shall I say that you are "folically impaired"? You lost contact with your "roots".... Your scalp has ceased to be fruitful.... You say your "rug" has a problem of staying on when the wind blows? Tired of chasing your hair down the street? Has anyone ever mistaken you for Telly Savales? Were you ever offered a jar of wax for shining the scalp? Has anyone ever called you "Chrome Dome"? Have you been tempted to take the three strands left on the top of your head and grow it to your knees and swirl it around the bald area hoping to cover all of the exposed skin? Have you ever considered human hair toupees rather than the horsetail bargain brands? Maybe you need the supersticking natural looking toupee that men are wearing all over the world..... or...you may consider a hair transplant..... ..I read the news today oh boy about a lucky man who made the grade although the news was rather sad well I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He lost hair in a car He didn't notice that the wind's direction changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his hair before nobody was really sure if he was bald or had mange I'd love to turn you on.... ....to the Billy Mays Oxy Stick Human Hair Toupee.... You're hair will look natural and you won't have to worry about losing your hair in the wind again...... No more...answer blowing in the wind.... Billy Mays Oxy Stick Human Hair Toupee....and if you order right now, in the next 15 minutes, you will get a second toupee absolutely and positively free.... ...or end up like the guy who transplanted the hair from his back onto his head....... and you thought Syracuse was frightening? Once upon a long ago when you had hair, and you were famous, the world was your stage......but then....it happened..... you ended up doing the deed that most former celebrities dared to think of... worse than Fantasy Island and Love Boat of the 1970's and 1980's.... worse than ending up on The E True Hollywood Story of the 1990's and worse than ending up on one of those hideous reality programs of today..... the fair and motel lounge circuit..... Very nice, quite hilarious! Well, it's all been worth it; just as long as I get my 41 seconds of bad PR on TMZ one night. With my 91st cousin, Britney Spears. Why do you think I got that toupee in the first place? Sing it with me, to the tune of the Miami Sound Machine's "Anything for You" "Anything for Press, That's what I'll do, Yes, anything for press, exposure, too......" Now, some brilliant lyric genius, take over, and RUN with it!
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Post by MikeNL on Sept 6, 2008 5:50:45 GMT -5
i PWR meeting would be REALLY nice... i'd love to meet all of you awesome. i'd say... let's set up a meeting at Paul's house?
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 6, 2008 14:47:34 GMT -5
Sung to "Revolution"
You say you wanna new toupee well you know We all know you're bald as a bat You tell me that your follicles are impaired you know We all want to have a "hair in"
But when you talk about shaving my head Don't you know that you can count me out
You know it's gonna be, all bald
He Came in through the bathroom window protected by his silver "rug" And though he thought I knew the answer He could shave and wax his head
Didn't anybody tell him? Didn't anybody see? Baldie's on the phone to hairy, Hairy's on the phone to me
Once there was a way, to get a transplant Once there was a way, to get more hair sleep balding baby don't cry and I will sing a lullabye
Shiny domes will blind your eyes Wax will wait you when you rise Sleep balding baby don't you cry And I will sing a Lullabye
This was brought to you by those lovable lads from Liverpool, the Bald-les...this was excerpted from their final recording "Balding Road" They were inspired by the Blues Legend Balding Joe Eagle from Memphis.
Hair's to you Yul Brynner, Telly, Moby, Brittney, Bat Boy, and Scalpo the Wonder Monster...brought you to in screaming Bald-o-vision....
You have to wear shades from the shining of the scalps....
take me where the winds blow.....
The cheese is very strong in these parts....pass the cheese....
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 6, 2008 14:53:02 GMT -5
i PWR meeting would be REALLY nice... i'd love to meet all of you awesome. i'd say... let's set up a meeting at Paul's house? I think that Atlanta would be a good location to have a PWR Conference. Doc will be wearing his Beatle wig as we look at the visuals provided by the resident whiz in electronic wizardry. There will be food and refreshments and entertainment by Paul Mc Cartney impersonators. We will also have a Paulie Pageant and the person who brings the best looking Paul look a like will win a special prize that we haven't picked out yet..... A splendid time is guaranteed for all....
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Post by B on Sept 6, 2008 19:54:41 GMT -5
a special prize that we haven't picked out yet.....
How about a bucket of Wings?
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Post by Jai Guru Deva on Sept 6, 2008 20:34:42 GMT -5
I think that Atlanta would be a good location to have a PWR Conference. My first thought was St. Paul... But then I thought maybe some place warmer like Miami beach and hope we wouldn't all have dreadful flight!
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Post by JoJo on Sept 6, 2008 21:58:38 GMT -5
i PWR meeting would be REALLY nice... i'd love to meet all of you awesome. i'd say... let's set up a meeting at Paul's house? Well one of these days, if I ever take Jan up on his invitation, maybe we'll stop by and say hello.
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Post by Doc on Sept 7, 2008 0:13:08 GMT -5
Sung to "Revolution" You say you wanna new toupee well you know We all know you're bald as a bat You tell me that your follicles are impaired you know We all want to have a "hair in" But when you talk about shaving my head Don't you know that you can count me out You know it's gonna be, all bald He Came in through the bathroom window protected by his silver "rug" And though he thought I knew the answer He could shave and wax his head Didn't anybody tell him? Didn't anybody see? Baldie's on the phone to hairy, Hairy's on the phone to me Once there was a way, to get a transplant Once there was a way, to get more hair sleep balding baby don't cry and I will sing a lullabye Shiny domes will blind your eyes Wax will wait you when you rise Sleep balding baby don't you cry And I will sing a Lullabye This was brought to you by those lovable lads from Liverpool, the Bald-les...this was excerpted from their final recording "Balding Road" They were inspired by the Blues Legend Balding Joe Eagle from Memphis. Hair's to you Yul Brynner, Telly, Moby, Brittney, Bat Boy, and Scalpo the Wonder Monster...brought you to in screaming Bald-o-vision.... You have to wear shades from the shining of the scalps.... take me where the winds blow..... The cheese is very strong in these parts....pass the cheese.... that gave me several good giggles!
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Post by Doc on Sept 7, 2008 0:15:30 GMT -5
i PWR meeting would be REALLY nice... i'd love to meet all of you awesome. i'd say... let's set up a meeting at Paul's house? Well one of these days, if I ever take Jan up on his invitation, maybe we'll stop by and say hello. Sounds delish-iously clandestine. 2009? New York?
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Post by Doc on Sept 7, 2008 0:17:19 GMT -5
a special prize that we haven't picked out yet.....How about a bucket of Wings? With a giant side of Glass Onion Ringos. And a 2 liter Dr. Sgt. Pepper.
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Post by iameye on Sept 7, 2008 1:16:08 GMT -5
all this talk of dreams and hair recenty had two dreams- the first I went to the "parlor" and they turned my hair white and I was in a panic to fix it and the other I dreamed I need a hair cut but was told not to get bangs again ( I don't have, anyway) because I "look bad " in bangs ok. so have the veal.... party in nyc? At "A" round table? just look for the girl with the white bangs in her eye and she's gone.
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Post by JoJo on Sept 7, 2008 1:17:50 GMT -5
Well one of these days, if I ever take Jan up on his invitation, maybe we'll stop by and say hello. Sounds delish-iously clandestine. 2009? New York? Well, I suspect Jan might be a bit nervous about the security guarding our borders of late.. Can't say I blame him.. Besides, I need a new pair of wooden shoes. ;D
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Post by Doc on Sept 7, 2008 2:46:22 GMT -5
Sounds delish-iously clandestine. 2009? New York? Well, I suspect Jan might be a bit nervous about the security guarding our borders of late.. Can't say I blame him.. Besides, I need a new pair of wooden shoes. ;D Fine. I'll bring along Eleanor Roosevelt for protection.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 9, 2008 15:41:49 GMT -5
This came to me while I was at work, making Peanut Butter Party Cakes....
Elmer Pigmy (Sung to Eleanor Rigby"
Elmer Pigmy sweeps up the hair on the floor where a cutting has been Lives in a dream Looks in the mirror Wearing the "rug" that he keeps in the jar by the door Who is it for?
All the balding people where do they all come from? All the balding people, where do they all belong?
Barber Mc Kenzie wiping the hair off his hands from a previous cut He's in a rut Look at him working, trying to keep 10 kids fed and elderly mum He plays the drums
All the balding people, where do they all come from? All the balding people, where do they all belong?
Elmer Pigmy shines up his scalp with some wax to make it shine He's out of time Here's Mrs. Dingle, Elmer's impressed and he wants to ask her out? He's filled with doubt
All the balding people, where do they call come from? All the balding people, where do they all belong?
Now for refreshments for the Paul Was Replaced Conference, besides the aforementioned goodies:
Octopus' Garden Salad
Pink "Lennonade"
Here Comes the Sun-Dried Tomato Soup
Rocky Racoon Road Ice Cream
This BOYsenberry Pie
Ham and cheese sandwiches with Mean Mr. Mustard
And for dessert:
Honey Pie and Wild Honey Pie
And afterwards, a game of Bungalow Bill-iards
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Post by B on Sept 9, 2008 19:48:40 GMT -5
No Strawberry Ice Cream Forever? Or Long and Winding Spaghetti?
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Post by Valis on Sept 9, 2008 21:31:48 GMT -5
wow you're talking about me, just when I'm busy dealing with a huge relationshipcrisis.
I'd love to meet you all, but at the moment I'm very afraid that I'll end up in Cuba, and Obama won't change that feeling.
I often dream of making a tour thru the US meeting you all, from New Hampshire to Pennsylvania, NYC, Atlanta, Texas, Oregon and back.
I really love the USA but a little bunch of rats seem to overscream and negate all that beauty. At the moment it's too scary to go there for me, I'd only do it if Trent Reznor would take care of security.
Ofcourse you're all welcome to party at my house in the Netherlands.
Gotto go now, work on my holodeck.
All Love Jan
PS. Have to say I really love all of you here, over the last 4 years you have become family
PS2 Doc...get on MSN one of these days..been too long since we had a good chat
PS3 Jojo I have a pair of real original yellow wooden shoes, walking on them hurts, so now you know what I'll bring you as a gift
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Post by iameye on Sept 9, 2008 23:04:29 GMT -5
If the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad will go to the mountain
;D
what happened w/ Miss Lucy? you ok?
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Post by Doc on Sept 10, 2008 1:41:43 GMT -5
wow you're talking about me, just when I'm busy dealing with a huge relationshipcrisis. I'd love to meet you all, but at the moment I'm very afraid that I'll end up in Cuba, and Obama won't change that feeling. I often dream of making a tour thru the US meeting you all, from New Hampshire to Pennsylvania, NYC, Atlanta, Texas, Oregon and back. I really love the USA but a little bunch of rats seem to overscream and negate all that beauty. At the moment it's too scary to go there for me, I'd only do it if Trent Reznor would take care of security. Ofcourse you're all welcome to party at my house in the Netherlands. Gotto go now, work on my holodeck. All Love Jan PS. Have to say I really love all of you here, over the last 4 years you have become family PS2 Doc...get on MSN one of these days..been too long since we had a good chat PS3 Jojo I have a pair of real original yellow wooden shoes, walking on them hurts, so now you know what I'll bring you as a gift Yes, I must re-install msn; those all nighter talks were fabulously fun..... Romance is a bitch, isn't it? Lately I just "opt out" of romance. I say, "Oh, thanks, but none for me please. No, none on my plate. I'll not be having any. No, really, I'm full. I'm on a love diet. Less love, less caloric love. Push theplate away, yessir. More for everybody else. Yes sir." You wrote this as onw word: relationshipcrisis. Then I think of German/Dutch, where, as I understand it, compound words rule! What would the Dutch be, a one word Dutch noun, for "relationshipcrisis."? Like, "alzeitjaarbeinercatastreunde?" Sorry. I hope I didn't just order "mashed potatoes" in Dutch. Anyway, I'd like to coin the word in German so that can use it next time it happens to me (and it will) Hope yours works out real good, though.
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