Trollius Q Sockpuppet esq
Guest
|
Post by Trollius Q Sockpuppet esq on Jan 24, 2009 14:11:41 GMT -5
I only ask for a new one because the old one (accidental guest board) is out of date, and I need to get out of the habit of ressurecting dead threads! And other than that, trolling is fun, and i have many split personalities who will concurr if you like!
|
|
Jalepeno Stroganoff II
Guest
|
Post by Jalepeno Stroganoff II on Jan 24, 2009 14:17:54 GMT -5
I concurr, and would also like to add that The Walrus was Paul, The Band Is On The Run, 1+1+1 is 111, and the Fireman puts fires out.
All we need is love AND OXYGEN AND A BODY AND INTERNAL ORGANS AND OVERUSE OF SMILEYS! #angel1#
|
|
Jalepeno Stroganoff II
Guest
|
Post by Jalepeno Stroganoff II on Jan 24, 2009 14:18:33 GMT -5
I concurr, and would also like to add that The Walrus was Paul, The Band Is On The Run, 1+1+1 is 111, and the Fireman puts fires out. All we need is love AND OXYGEN AND A BODY AND INTERNAL ORGANS AND OVERUSE OF SMILEYS!
|
|
|
Post by NoOne Man on Jan 24, 2009 14:26:37 GMT -5
Someone who is NOT me apologises for the double post.
|
|
|
Post by Mango Chutney on Mar 22, 2009 7:02:13 GMT -5
No trolls? DAMN!
- Ron Simmons
|
|
|
Post by Barney on Mar 22, 2009 19:15:27 GMT -5
No! I love trolls...trolls love me, we're a happy family! With a knick-knack-paddywack Give-a-dog-a-bone This old di-no-saur is home! I'm glad to have gotten that out of my system after all these years. Aren't you glad I inflict..uhhh shared that with you all? Seriously, I am considering splitting with my partner Smith, because he insists on top billing. I think it should be alphabetical, like Lennon-McCartney, but he disagrees. His previous ex, Corona, had the same problem with him, but did I listen? No! Maybe I should team up with him and we'll be Barney-Corona. Has a nice ring to it, eh? We'll make purple typewriters with only the letters L, O, V, and E! You can spell love, evolve, uh.. level, levee, uh...hmmm...maybe that's not such a good idea The thingy here says I have 59180 characters left.... It's been a tough winter here in Barneyland. Everyone's mad at Barney because Barney Made off with their investment money. Could I help it if I'm greedy and needy? All I really want is love, but I only get lewd propositions, and threats from angry adults. The children love me, but I keep getting warned that this is illegal in 49 states. So I must look for something from someone to fill my aching need. Money from adults? The SEC said that's legal everywhere. So I read on the internets about Mr. Ponzi and I liked what I read. The rest is history... Speaking of which, Michael Jackson is going to tour again. But I think he's staying away from the USA to do it. Too bad, I like his face - it has a special character to it, like a piece of modern art. Maybe he shouldn't hide it behind his dark glasses and hair so much. Is he trying to hide something? Come on Michael, stop hiding what you are! Hmmmm, 58239 characters left. I have a few hours to kill. Oh this aching void!!! Why does no one love me??? My teeth are perfectly white, what's not to love? Corona thinks I am like the puffy soft nerd in Junior High that somehow attracts hatred and violence through no fault of his own. Smith just thinks I'm ugly Maybe I should tour Europe, where a less discerning audience will gladly show their love and worship a Purple dinosaur. Hey, if it worked for Jerry Lewis, why not? Maybe Michael's on to something. Maybe I can open for him. Does anyone here have Michael's number? Please e-mail me immediately at Barney@yahoo.coma 57605 characters left...wow they are very generous here at NIR! I know it's been a long time since I last posted, I've been in a coma, as you can tell from my e-mail address. Have you made any progress in exposing Paul McCartney as being a "replacement" in the last three years? I'm sorry, I just can't fulfill the remaining 57272 character requirement! I'm going to have to go. First I must rub some pizza on my "Sea of Green" belly and then brush my teeth with some Clorox© bleach. Gotta keep those teeth blinding white, you know. Then it's off to my cave to go to sleep. I hope to dream of being loved by everyone, but it never works out that way. Instead, I seem to keep dreaming of towering over everyone. My voice is gone and all I can get out is a bellowing screech, and I keep accidentally crushing everything underneath my big clumsy feet. When I try to say "oops" or "sorry Charlie", all that comes out is that awful noise. Then the flares and missiles start coming at me. When I duck and weave to avoid them I keep getting zapped by power lines, let me tell you that hurts, even in a dream! The worst part of the dream happens when they send some monster after me to beat me up, like King Kong, or Mothra. At that point, I wake up to find I have soiled my bed. Oh the shame. Oh the pain. Well, time to sign off for another round of nightmares..maybe someone can tell me where to get dino-diapers. E-mail Barney@yahoo.coma - thanks a bunch... Buh-bye, Barney
|
|
|
Post by Doc on Mar 22, 2009 23:57:02 GMT -5
Wow. In the old days I would have so much to add to all this, but I'm short on insight at this time. Maybe I've "typed it all away", somehow, I dunno. Well, a little free wheeling now and then is so refreshing!
|
|
|
Post by Barney on Mar 23, 2009 3:29:08 GMT -5
Hey, what's up Doc? I remember you - you are that dentist that was once a revolutionary hero of mine, Purple X. Maybe you just need a little more of that Bailey's. Or do you prefer the old NO2 nowadays? Barney
|
|
|
Post by Doc on Mar 23, 2009 10:39:00 GMT -5
Hey, what's up Doc? I remember you - you are that dentist that was once a revolutionary hero of mine, Purple X. Maybe you just need a little more of that Bailey's. Or do you prefer the old NO2 nowadays? Barney Yes, myself and my co-hort (what is a "hort"?) known only as "Dr. Ian Slip" would slip into caped costumes and come and rampage 60IF and even NIR with merciless gadfly humor until only the really brave (or immune) were left standing. Much the same way as bad breath can clear a bus. I dunno it was as fun as plucking dandelions in a daisy field. Anyway, why'd we do it? Only somewhat like Barney could know! It was all to get the color scheme of NIR changed to vivid hues of purple and indigo--can't you see it? No more greens and greys--let's open up the palette and give some real eye-stabbing qualities to the place. Viva the purple! Long may violet wave!
|
|
|
Post by iameye on Mar 23, 2009 18:00:59 GMT -5
Hey Barney, long time no see. The kids think you're dead, ya know. It's a big rumour on the playground.
But we mo better wise, Sir Purple.
Welcome Home!
|
|
|
Post by Barney on Mar 23, 2009 18:36:03 GMT -5
Thanks, iameye, it's nice to be back.
You can tell those kiddies it was just a little old coma brought on from inhaling too much Clorox© bleach...heh, the suffering we celebrities must endure to live up to their fans' expectations. Without Clorox© bleach, I would blend into the background with all of the other yellow-toothed Purple dinosaurs! ;D
Hey Doc, I just realized I asked you if you preferred NO2. Hee hee, I meant N2O. Didn't mean to suggest that you have a thing for nitrites, or, heaven forbid, a Kielbasa problem...
Barney
|
|
|
Post by Alzheimer Cowlick on Mar 29, 2009 17:43:41 GMT -5
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole milk does a body good.
I drink Dr. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band on the Run Through the Jungle Fever.
Will you please Stop in the Name of the Games People Play Me Another Somebody to Love is a Many Splendored Thing.
I Can't Help It Had to Be My Baby Love Me Do You Want to Dancing in the Streets of Miami Vice Squadron of Killer Diller when she's dressed to the 'ilt.
Take out wrenched ankle Ha Ha Ha
|
|
|
Post by Dairy Q on Mar 29, 2009 20:56:03 GMT -5
You get more points for the wishbone, cowboy.
|
|
I am NOT a phoney Or JS2
Guest
|
Post by I am NOT a phoney Or JS2 on Mar 30, 2009 14:49:12 GMT -5
Last time I checked this thread was empty apart from...those people who are not me, honest!
...I said too much.
Anywho...how are all of you multiple personalities?
Sincerely,
NOT JS2
|
|
|
Post by Pair o Noids on Mar 30, 2009 18:17:08 GMT -5
start: We're ok, thanks. But feeling a bit nervous. Quite frightened. Very scary. Ready to freak, actually. Uhhhhh, the more we think about it, the worse it gets! Why did you have to ask that question? And who are you anyway? What did you say that was too much? Why are you nervous? Should we be nervous too? Ok, deep breaths....in with the good, out with the bad. Wheeze ... woosh ... wheeze ... woosh. Awright, let's start from the top. We're ok.. goto start
|
|
Sam Sam The Dancing Yam
Guest
|
Post by Sam Sam The Dancing Yam on Mar 31, 2009 7:38:52 GMT -5
You seem paranoid. I think the "Behind The Curtain" board is better suited to you.
Thanks
|
|
|
Post by Homer Jay Simpson on Mar 31, 2009 7:40:11 GMT -5
Mmmm...Yam...
DOH!
|
|
|
Post by The Walrus on Apr 2, 2009 18:44:29 GMT -5
Eye yam he as ewe R he as U R me and weekend foggy weather See how they come like thumbs on a crumb, C cows R high I'm hiding
S#itting at the daybreak, waiting for the bowl to run Copper operation, stupid dooby toothpaste Man, you got an ugly mug, you let your face glow wrong I'll have some eggs, man, they are the leg men I want the waitress, woo woo kaboom!
Pissed andf s#itty, piece of kitty Itty bitty pizza sloppy joe Smell how it stinks like juicy rotten skinks, see how it runs I vomit, I hurl I vomit, I hurl
Yellow mellow mustard, dropping from a hot dog's bun Crab and cracker fish sticks, automatic blintzes, Boy, you been a hungry girl you let your belly grow I'll have some eggs, man, they are the leg men I want the waitress, woo woo kaboom!
S#itting on an english muffin waiting for the fun When the victim comes, you feed the scone And tell him it's a chocolate bun I'll have some eggs, man, they are the leg men I want the waitress, woo woo kaboom a-choo-choo saloon!
Herbert Pervert chokes his poker, Don't you know the poker points at you? See how he smiles like pigs in the wild, See how he sighed I'm wiping
Semenary pilchard, sliding down the ivy trousers Alimentary pinching swinging hairy henchmen Man, you should have seen them licking Barbara Allen's flows I'll have some eggs, man, they are the leg men I want the waitress, woo woo kaboom a-choo-choo saloon! Koo koo cachoo a YouTube Yahoo baboon! Poo poo poo Booga booga ooga wooga mock-a mock-a mock-a mock-a wocka wocka wocka Doo wacka doo Do a diddy diddy dumb diddy do Fo fanny bo banny mo manny manny go granny humpah humpa stick it up yer oompah evely bloody has one O unsightly MacBeth! Is it dead? Sit it down, brother, I'll test it...
|
|
|
Post by iameye on Apr 2, 2009 20:36:50 GMT -5
;D Eye yam he as ewe R he as U R me and weekend foggy weather See how they come like thumbs on a crumb, C cows R high I'm hiding S#itting at the daybreak, waiting for the bowl to run Copper operation, stupid dooby toothpaste Man, you got an ugly mug, you let your face glow wrong I'll have some eggs, man, they are the leg men I want the waitress, woo woo kaboom! Pissed andf s#itty, piece of kitty Itty bitty pizza sloppy joe Smell how it stinks like juicy rotten skinks, see how it runs I vomit, I hurl I vomit, I hurl Yellow mellow mustard, dropping from a hot dog's bun Crab and cracker fish sticks, automatic blintzes, Boy, you been a hungry girl you let your belly grow I'll have some eggs, man, they are the leg men I want the waitress, woo woo kaboom! S#itting on an english muffin waiting for the fun When the victim comes, you feed the scone And tell him it's a chocolate bun I'll have some eggs, man, they are the leg men I want the waitress, woo woo kaboom a-choo-choo saloon! Herbert Pervert chokes his poker, Don't you know the poker points at you? See how he smiles like pigs in the wild, See how he sighed I'm wiping Semenary pilchard, sliding down the ivy trousers Alimentary pinching swinging hairy henchmen Man, you should have seen them licking Barbara Allen's flows I'll have some eggs, man, they are the leg men I want the waitress, woo woo kaboom a-choo-choo saloon! Koo koo cachoo a YouTube Yahoo baboon! Poo poo poo Booga booga ooga wooga mock-a mock-a mock-a mock-a wocka wocka wocka Doo wacka doo Do a diddy diddy dumb diddy do Fo fanny bo banny mo manny manny go granny humpah humpa stick it up yer oompah evely bloody has one O unsightly MacBeth! Is it dead? Sit it down, brother, I'll test it... OMG [/quote]
|
|
Agnes of the LambzzZZz
Guest
|
Post by Agnes of the LambzzZZz on Apr 3, 2009 16:01:39 GMT -5
Happy Passover Plot!
Break a Spring Leg O' Lamb ( 'o ;lakes)
|
|
|
Post by Ringo on Apr 8, 2009 17:44:03 GMT -5
No more fan mail! Peace and Love! Peace and Love!
Wot's wiff yer all, ennyways? Can't yer leave Sir Paul alone? He's just ol' Paulie, and like me, is now a saggy old man!
Just because his face is droopier and he's 'ad a nip and tuck 'ere and there, doesn't mean he's been replaced!
Are yer daft?
Peace and Love! Peace and Love! and No more fan mail!
-Ritchie
|
|
|
Post by plastic paul on Apr 8, 2009 18:57:58 GMT -5
I like the way you spelled the words phonetically. Could just as easily be Essex speak.
Peace and Love!
|
|
|
Post by Barney on Apr 25, 2009 16:52:10 GMT -5
Hey, Happy Birthday to my favorite dentist, Doc "Purple X" Robert!
[/move]
|
|
JS2
For Sale
Goo Goo G'Joob etc.
Posts: 192
|
Post by JS2 on Apr 26, 2009 9:06:57 GMT -5
...Whoa, what nutjob created this thread?
|
|
|
Post by iameye on Apr 26, 2009 17:23:59 GMT -5
...Whoa, what nutjob created this thread? uh, you?
|
|