Post by B on Jan 19, 2012 18:04:20 GMT -5
I am so glad to find this again! It first came out in December of 2008, but I lost track of it.
I particularly like the Q and A under the video, which I've included here.
Merry Crimble (and a happy Goo Year)! from J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsX2glQ5q8k
It'll be brilliant to have John come back, what a brilliant idea! LOL. 5***** Jess
well, like I mean never left Love you! Jess
Jess Bottles 2 years ago
Happy Winter Solstice and faux New Year John!
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
kinda makes you wonder though.
sabih21 3 years ago
A good surprise?
say yes
Uisforumbrella 3 years ago
Oh how I wish this was true.
Lules16 3 years ago
It is. (But there's a bit of a surprise.)
byrdsmaniac
Oh well, as role playing goes, this one makes it fun. So, I know no one has a clue where your "body" is buried, (just came up as point of discussion of late) but surely a place was given to close family members who necessarily must not know of your current state of being.. What were they told? Does Yoko have an urn on the mantlepiece or something??
JoJo6207 3 years ago
The guy at the balcony looks photoshop'ed, don't you think?
felipegcs 3 years ago
Hello John, welcome back.
prpqmnj 3 years ago 2
Yes welcome back. Now get to work! ;D
byrdsmaniac 3 years ago
what do you want John?
olimpicus 3 years ago
John!! I´m inspired by you!! I want to change the world, I don´t want more war, I want Peace & Love.
Listen to my music please, soon I´ll upload a song I made for you called "John".
Your spirit will never die.
Changing the world!!!
Take Your Soul Back!!!!
takeyoursoulback 3 years ago
Hello, John. Well, what an amazing revelation. Don't worry that people are having a hard time believing you. I know the feeling. I am a very well known singer/songwriter.I'm Alanis Nadine Morissette... P.S. I just made that up. I am not actually Alanis, of course. See how easy it is to make believe and mislead people? Shame on you! Btw, I am actually the Lead Representative of the ET Mimickers from Planet Mimicka. That IS the truth. No word of a lie. Now you know. Bye, bye. *** waves ***
missetgirl 3 years ago
He's not a "bot". A "bot" responds automatically and often the response doesn't make sense.
There is obviously a flesh-and-blood human being here who is respondng personally, not automatically, and is probably laughing his ass off at his own performance and the attention that it has gotten him.
65if2007 3 years ago
People are emotionally attached to John, so it seems a rather cruel thing to lie about. But then humans are known for their cruelty to each other.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
Well that is how it will appear to the world, as many have grieved over "your death" and the injustice for decades. And what about Mr. Chapman? Is he serving time for something he didn't do then? That seems rather unfair as well.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
I'm guessing that Mr. Ono will say something like they got some terminally-ill cancer patient to impersonate him and play the sacrifical lamb.
And he'll say that Chapman had murderous intent so he - Mr. Ono - is not concerned with Chapman's freedom or well-being.
OR Chapman was a part of the hoax and was willing to sacrifice his liberty in exchange for the notoriety.
65if2007 3 years ago
look who arrived on the scene.
MikeyNL1038 3 years ago
So, who got shot? I thought there was a body.
byrdsmaniac 3 years ago
Have you seen the photos? Dummy with rubber mask?
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
---But either you are being dishonest to represent yourself as a dead person (causing people trauma), or you lied to faked your death (equally causing trauma)---
FID, this guy is good -- VERY good.
But do you really "imagine" for one moment that he's really John Lennon?
65if2007 3 years ago
No, but as long as he is going to lie, then I'm going to call him on it. Can't stand liars.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
And I can't stand being called a liar.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Well I am sorry, but how do we avoid it? Either you are lying about being John Lennon, or if you are, you have deceived and misled millions of people by lying about your death, and covering-up whatever reason you needed to hide. That would mean that others already suffered, and you didn't do anything to help them....? No matter how you shake it.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
I'm sorry, my mistake on the editing comment. I got excited and mixed up my tabs. But either you are being dishonest to represent yourself as a dead person (causing people trauma), or you lied to faked your death (equally causing trauma) - I don't understand how you could be so selfish in either scenario.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
And then you post a re-edited version - more dishonesty?
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
Sorry love, it was the exact same amount of dishonesty, seeing as how I never posted a "re-edited" version at all. It's the exact same message! in fact, I didn't even post it to begin with. You know (no?) Damn Well I can't be bothered with these newfarngled computers. Tis too much for me soon-to-be-senile old brain!
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
How does it feel to be so dishonest? How do you sleep, indeed.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
What about Ringo?
byrdsmaniac 3 years ago
What about him? He put out a record about Liverpool 8 and then told the whole world that not only doesn't he miss the fucking place, but that they better not send him any more gifts or presents, too! Ritchie's gone a bit balmy in his old age, hasn't he? That's all I have to say about that stupid get.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
John, was I the first to figure it out before you revealed?
saygnight1990 3 years ago
You've always been the first to figure it out in my heart, mate, ever since you first said "good night" to me way back in the Year of Our Lard Nineteen-hundred-and-ninety.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
(....missing question: PS: where's Paul?...........)
Doing what he's always done best, which is writing songs about pizza and fairy-tales.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
How do you like his treatment of "Real Love"?
And "Imagine" was a fairy tale, don't you think?
65if2007 3 years ago
I thought Real Love was a good record, I really did. He proved once again that he's capable of providing a half-decent middle-eighth to a song. Of course I can't say I would've written anything so sugary and sentimental, but that's Paul for you. I was actually more impressed with George's guitar licks. He must have learned something from me in all those years after all.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
If Imagine is a fairy tale, it's certainly the best damn fairy tale I've ever heard of. No boundaries, no war, just equality and peace. If that's a fairy tale then hell, consider me the king of the fucking fairies!
Would you have preferred I sang about Rupert the cartoon Bear instead?
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
No, but what do you mean by saying that "Imagine" is "the best damn fairy tale" that you've ever HEARD OF?
Aren't you the one that WROTE it?
65if2007 3 years ago
Now don't be getting all paranoid on me, mister. You know as well I do that I'm the one that wrote it; take your conspiracies elsewhere. Who do you think I am, Paul McCartney?
What I mean is the values I was expounding in the song. If a world without war, religion, hell or heaven is a fairy tale then, as I said before, it is the best damn fairy tale I've ever heard of, period.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
"Take my conspiracies elsewhere?"
There HAD to have been a conspiracy involved in order to enable you to pull off this massive deception for the last 28 years?
Right?
By the way, why haven't you called a press conference?
65if2007 3 years ago
Press conferences aren't my bag. Bags were always my bag. Maybe it's time I revive "bagism" and hop in the old proverbial sack with Yoko for old times sake, eh?
In all seriousness, though, we will address the press eventually. Or will the press address us? *dramatic fanfare* Stay tuned, kiddies, STAY TUNED.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Oh yeah, Yoko.
How did that witch turn you from a tough working-class dude into a goddamn hippie male feminist? John Winston Ono-Lennon indeed!
I don't think that she left you with the apparatus to hop into the sack with her. I think that someone else fathered Sean.
And why did you allow her to break up the Beatles?
65if2007 3 years ago
Hippie? Well you can be a working class hero and still be a hippie. Being a hippie only meant that your mind was freed and you weren't content to take it up the arse from the man. But male feminist? That's the nicest thing I've ever been called! Sorry, I can't help being a mummy's boy.
But I'll have you know my apparatus is in fine working condition!
As for the Beat-less, you should know by now that it began with me and it ended with Paul. But I would have ended it anyway, so its just as well.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Nah. A conspiracy is organised. Whereas I just slipped out the back door with a little help from my friends. Ah, but you ask, "how"?
Sorry brother. These lips are sealed for now, though they'll probably open in 2012 when apparently--according some creepy gets on the interweb--I'll be as "groovy as Jesus" (but I don't WANT to be groovy as Jesus, can't you see? Not if that grooviness comes the price tag of a bloody crucifixion!).
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
"Nah. A conspiracy is organised. Whereas I just slipped out the back door with a little help from my friends."
So is Elvis with you?
65if2007 3 years ago
No, of course not..Elvis is dead, but I heard a rumor....now don't tell anyone this, but I heard a rumor that PAUL IS ALIVE. Don't quote me on that, brother, it's just speculation!
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
So it is all lies then? That only supports claim then. You don't consider this deception, convincing the world that people are dead, or that impostors are someone they aren't? You have a strange idea of truth then.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
Look, if you're convinced that Paul is dead, I'm not going to stop you. We always thought the whole was a bit of gas, really, so let the conspiracy theories continue. Paul himself doesn't even care that you think he's dead. Why do you think he's continued dropping "clues" over the years? Cos it's fucking hilarious!
After Sergeant Pepper, I myself got sick of the "game". By the time the album was released we already knew he was alive, anyway.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
You assume too much. I do not conclude that Paul is dead - I conclude that there was danger involved, or you wouldn't be in hiding? So this danger was only directed at you? Then why have others disappeared (and I'm not necessarily talking about Paul).
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
There is a lot of danger involved in being a Beatle. Fortunately Yoko had foreseen that somebody was going to try to off me. George, on the other hand, just got a bit paranoid after a loony came after him with a knife. A few years later he decided to "die of cancer".
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Or..are you saying you were the only one in danger, so no one else was involved at any point, and that is why you went into hiding?
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
You didn't anticipate someone questioning your honesty by claiming to be a resurrected dead man? I would think it would be expected.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
Who is claiming to be a resurrected dead man? I'm not Jesus. I'm not even half as groovy as him, not even in 2012!
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
I dig truth. I've had to lie for...well, a very long time, but it wasn't about Paul being dead. I never told anyone that Paul was dead. And pretty soon they're going to have to give you the truth: about EVERYTHING.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Thank God for that. I really do hope that is the case. Can you share anything about Klaatu?
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
So you want to hear what I've got to say about Klaatu, do you?
Well, it's like me grandpappy always used to say when I was a wee little lad no taller than your Aunt Russel:
"When I find myself in rhymes of bubble,
Mother Hubbard comes to me. Speaking words wizdumb:
Klaatu barada nikto, my friend.
Klaatu barada nikto."
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
I particularly like the Q and A under the video, which I've included here.
Merry Crimble (and a happy Goo Year)! from J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsX2glQ5q8k
It'll be brilliant to have John come back, what a brilliant idea! LOL. 5***** Jess
well, like I mean never left Love you! Jess
Jess Bottles 2 years ago
Happy Winter Solstice and faux New Year John!
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
kinda makes you wonder though.
sabih21 3 years ago
A good surprise?
say yes
Uisforumbrella 3 years ago
Oh how I wish this was true.
Lules16 3 years ago
It is. (But there's a bit of a surprise.)
byrdsmaniac
Oh well, as role playing goes, this one makes it fun. So, I know no one has a clue where your "body" is buried, (just came up as point of discussion of late) but surely a place was given to close family members who necessarily must not know of your current state of being.. What were they told? Does Yoko have an urn on the mantlepiece or something??
JoJo6207 3 years ago
The guy at the balcony looks photoshop'ed, don't you think?
felipegcs 3 years ago
Hello John, welcome back.
prpqmnj 3 years ago 2
Yes welcome back. Now get to work! ;D
byrdsmaniac 3 years ago
what do you want John?
olimpicus 3 years ago
John!! I´m inspired by you!! I want to change the world, I don´t want more war, I want Peace & Love.
Listen to my music please, soon I´ll upload a song I made for you called "John".
Your spirit will never die.
Changing the world!!!
Take Your Soul Back!!!!
takeyoursoulback 3 years ago
Hello, John. Well, what an amazing revelation. Don't worry that people are having a hard time believing you. I know the feeling. I am a very well known singer/songwriter.I'm Alanis Nadine Morissette... P.S. I just made that up. I am not actually Alanis, of course. See how easy it is to make believe and mislead people? Shame on you! Btw, I am actually the Lead Representative of the ET Mimickers from Planet Mimicka. That IS the truth. No word of a lie. Now you know. Bye, bye. *** waves ***
missetgirl 3 years ago
He's not a "bot". A "bot" responds automatically and often the response doesn't make sense.
There is obviously a flesh-and-blood human being here who is respondng personally, not automatically, and is probably laughing his ass off at his own performance and the attention that it has gotten him.
65if2007 3 years ago
People are emotionally attached to John, so it seems a rather cruel thing to lie about. But then humans are known for their cruelty to each other.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
Well that is how it will appear to the world, as many have grieved over "your death" and the injustice for decades. And what about Mr. Chapman? Is he serving time for something he didn't do then? That seems rather unfair as well.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
I'm guessing that Mr. Ono will say something like they got some terminally-ill cancer patient to impersonate him and play the sacrifical lamb.
And he'll say that Chapman had murderous intent so he - Mr. Ono - is not concerned with Chapman's freedom or well-being.
OR Chapman was a part of the hoax and was willing to sacrifice his liberty in exchange for the notoriety.
65if2007 3 years ago
look who arrived on the scene.
MikeyNL1038 3 years ago
So, who got shot? I thought there was a body.
byrdsmaniac 3 years ago
Have you seen the photos? Dummy with rubber mask?
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
---But either you are being dishonest to represent yourself as a dead person (causing people trauma), or you lied to faked your death (equally causing trauma)---
FID, this guy is good -- VERY good.
But do you really "imagine" for one moment that he's really John Lennon?
65if2007 3 years ago
No, but as long as he is going to lie, then I'm going to call him on it. Can't stand liars.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
And I can't stand being called a liar.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Well I am sorry, but how do we avoid it? Either you are lying about being John Lennon, or if you are, you have deceived and misled millions of people by lying about your death, and covering-up whatever reason you needed to hide. That would mean that others already suffered, and you didn't do anything to help them....? No matter how you shake it.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
I'm sorry, my mistake on the editing comment. I got excited and mixed up my tabs. But either you are being dishonest to represent yourself as a dead person (causing people trauma), or you lied to faked your death (equally causing trauma) - I don't understand how you could be so selfish in either scenario.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
And then you post a re-edited version - more dishonesty?
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
Sorry love, it was the exact same amount of dishonesty, seeing as how I never posted a "re-edited" version at all. It's the exact same message! in fact, I didn't even post it to begin with. You know (no?) Damn Well I can't be bothered with these newfarngled computers. Tis too much for me soon-to-be-senile old brain!
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
How does it feel to be so dishonest? How do you sleep, indeed.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
What about Ringo?
byrdsmaniac 3 years ago
What about him? He put out a record about Liverpool 8 and then told the whole world that not only doesn't he miss the fucking place, but that they better not send him any more gifts or presents, too! Ritchie's gone a bit balmy in his old age, hasn't he? That's all I have to say about that stupid get.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
John, was I the first to figure it out before you revealed?
saygnight1990 3 years ago
You've always been the first to figure it out in my heart, mate, ever since you first said "good night" to me way back in the Year of Our Lard Nineteen-hundred-and-ninety.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
(....missing question: PS: where's Paul?...........)
Doing what he's always done best, which is writing songs about pizza and fairy-tales.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
How do you like his treatment of "Real Love"?
And "Imagine" was a fairy tale, don't you think?
65if2007 3 years ago
I thought Real Love was a good record, I really did. He proved once again that he's capable of providing a half-decent middle-eighth to a song. Of course I can't say I would've written anything so sugary and sentimental, but that's Paul for you. I was actually more impressed with George's guitar licks. He must have learned something from me in all those years after all.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
If Imagine is a fairy tale, it's certainly the best damn fairy tale I've ever heard of. No boundaries, no war, just equality and peace. If that's a fairy tale then hell, consider me the king of the fucking fairies!
Would you have preferred I sang about Rupert the cartoon Bear instead?
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
No, but what do you mean by saying that "Imagine" is "the best damn fairy tale" that you've ever HEARD OF?
Aren't you the one that WROTE it?
65if2007 3 years ago
Now don't be getting all paranoid on me, mister. You know as well I do that I'm the one that wrote it; take your conspiracies elsewhere. Who do you think I am, Paul McCartney?
What I mean is the values I was expounding in the song. If a world without war, religion, hell or heaven is a fairy tale then, as I said before, it is the best damn fairy tale I've ever heard of, period.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
"Take my conspiracies elsewhere?"
There HAD to have been a conspiracy involved in order to enable you to pull off this massive deception for the last 28 years?
Right?
By the way, why haven't you called a press conference?
65if2007 3 years ago
Press conferences aren't my bag. Bags were always my bag. Maybe it's time I revive "bagism" and hop in the old proverbial sack with Yoko for old times sake, eh?
In all seriousness, though, we will address the press eventually. Or will the press address us? *dramatic fanfare* Stay tuned, kiddies, STAY TUNED.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Oh yeah, Yoko.
How did that witch turn you from a tough working-class dude into a goddamn hippie male feminist? John Winston Ono-Lennon indeed!
I don't think that she left you with the apparatus to hop into the sack with her. I think that someone else fathered Sean.
And why did you allow her to break up the Beatles?
65if2007 3 years ago
Hippie? Well you can be a working class hero and still be a hippie. Being a hippie only meant that your mind was freed and you weren't content to take it up the arse from the man. But male feminist? That's the nicest thing I've ever been called! Sorry, I can't help being a mummy's boy.
But I'll have you know my apparatus is in fine working condition!
As for the Beat-less, you should know by now that it began with me and it ended with Paul. But I would have ended it anyway, so its just as well.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Nah. A conspiracy is organised. Whereas I just slipped out the back door with a little help from my friends. Ah, but you ask, "how"?
Sorry brother. These lips are sealed for now, though they'll probably open in 2012 when apparently--according some creepy gets on the interweb--I'll be as "groovy as Jesus" (but I don't WANT to be groovy as Jesus, can't you see? Not if that grooviness comes the price tag of a bloody crucifixion!).
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
"Nah. A conspiracy is organised. Whereas I just slipped out the back door with a little help from my friends."
So is Elvis with you?
65if2007 3 years ago
No, of course not..Elvis is dead, but I heard a rumor....now don't tell anyone this, but I heard a rumor that PAUL IS ALIVE. Don't quote me on that, brother, it's just speculation!
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
So it is all lies then? That only supports claim then. You don't consider this deception, convincing the world that people are dead, or that impostors are someone they aren't? You have a strange idea of truth then.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
Look, if you're convinced that Paul is dead, I'm not going to stop you. We always thought the whole was a bit of gas, really, so let the conspiracy theories continue. Paul himself doesn't even care that you think he's dead. Why do you think he's continued dropping "clues" over the years? Cos it's fucking hilarious!
After Sergeant Pepper, I myself got sick of the "game". By the time the album was released we already knew he was alive, anyway.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
You assume too much. I do not conclude that Paul is dead - I conclude that there was danger involved, or you wouldn't be in hiding? So this danger was only directed at you? Then why have others disappeared (and I'm not necessarily talking about Paul).
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
There is a lot of danger involved in being a Beatle. Fortunately Yoko had foreseen that somebody was going to try to off me. George, on the other hand, just got a bit paranoid after a loony came after him with a knife. A few years later he decided to "die of cancer".
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Or..are you saying you were the only one in danger, so no one else was involved at any point, and that is why you went into hiding?
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
You didn't anticipate someone questioning your honesty by claiming to be a resurrected dead man? I would think it would be expected.
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
Who is claiming to be a resurrected dead man? I'm not Jesus. I'm not even half as groovy as him, not even in 2012!
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
I dig truth. I've had to lie for...well, a very long time, but it wasn't about Paul being dead. I never told anyone that Paul was dead. And pretty soon they're going to have to give you the truth: about EVERYTHING.
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago
Thank God for that. I really do hope that is the case. Can you share anything about Klaatu?
FantasyIslandDweller 3 years ago
So you want to hear what I've got to say about Klaatu, do you?
Well, it's like me grandpappy always used to say when I was a wee little lad no taller than your Aunt Russel:
"When I find myself in rhymes of bubble,
Mother Hubbard comes to me. Speaking words wizdumb:
Klaatu barada nikto, my friend.
Klaatu barada nikto."
J0HNWINST0N0N0LENN0N 3 years ago