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Mar 24, 2006 7:47:24 GMT -5
Post by Eggy on Mar 24, 2006 7:47:24 GMT -5
Hello How are you? Everything's ok?
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Mar 24, 2006 9:26:32 GMT -5
Post by lili on Mar 24, 2006 9:26:32 GMT -5
Eggy. Long time no hear. How's tings ? ;D
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Mar 31, 2006 11:26:43 GMT -5
Post by devilsadv on Mar 31, 2006 11:26:43 GMT -5
Just wanted to say Hi, too.
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Mar 31, 2006 19:13:37 GMT -5
Post by JoJo on Mar 31, 2006 19:13:37 GMT -5
Well hello Devil's Adv.
Hope all is alright with you, weren't you living in NO when Katrina hit?
Apologies if I have you confused with someone else.
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Sept 23, 2006 18:49:11 GMT -5
Post by Cheshire George on Sept 23, 2006 18:49:11 GMT -5
Hello, people! I'm Cheshire George ( referring to George Harrison, in case you're wondering) and I was a lurker here for a good few weeks before I noticed the guest board. I'm also probably way younger than most of you here, although my posts sometimes seem to suggest otherwise.
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Sept 23, 2006 18:55:11 GMT -5
Post by fourthousandholes on Sept 23, 2006 18:55:11 GMT -5
Hello George. Modesty will get you nowhere.
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Sept 24, 2006 2:02:49 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 2:02:49 GMT -5
Hello George. Modesty will get you nowhere. George? Is this George? Which George? Is the THE George? Where is George Martin? Oh, I know he is too busy to be here. He could send a proxy, though. Why, don't some of you already suspect that sometimes even I do it? Doc Proxy. Proxy-Plexed, take your pick. I had to practice practice practice to get his s*** down, let me tell you, it ain't easy being this demented! (DON'T tell Doc I said that..he is VERY sensitive....) But, really, what a chore. HO! He doesn't pay me enough, either. If Doc thinks a few shots of Bailey's are gonna keep me doin' this ghost writing as often as he'll have me do it, he's sadly mistaken. That just doesn't add up. Here's my math: 'Nuff said.
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Sept 24, 2006 8:25:30 GMT -5
Post by fourthousandholes on Sept 24, 2006 8:25:30 GMT -5
Seems a little "dumbed-down" to me. I can tell you're not the real Doc!
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Sept 24, 2006 11:37:27 GMT -5
Post by lili on Sept 24, 2006 11:37:27 GMT -5
Doc you KNOW you have to put the lime & the cocunut & drink it all up. After all, that is what YOU said ! ;D
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Sept 24, 2006 12:09:59 GMT -5
Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 24, 2006 12:09:59 GMT -5
drinking + more drinking = cirrhosis of liver killing off brain cells ending up living under a bridge and/or ending up in AA meetings and/or being asked to perform in or judge celebrity has been reality shows
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Sept 24, 2006 23:00:17 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 23:00:17 GMT -5
OMG I am just back today and only just in time to find out that my assistant, the Foc, is a complete lush and a wastral. He's soused again. That won't cut it with me. I can't work with the slouch. He's gone, he's toast, he's history. Outta' here. This reflects so poorly on me. I apologize for his behavior. What a boozer. This is a sad turn of events. Well, he can just go back to stocking shelves at the Whiskey Warehouse for all I care---he's fired. And what does he mean by hi-jacking this thread that is meant to be a "Hi" thread? Downer, man. This turkey has ruined everybody else's "hi" for the last time. People must be free to come here and "share their hi" unencumbered. Though tomato and bell pepper are fine. (cue the cheezy TV melodrama chords. In the next generation of internet users, every post will have it's own soundtrack......) So, HI EVERYBODY! So high.
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Sept 24, 2006 23:14:07 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 23:14:07 GMT -5
OMG I am just back today and only just in time to find out that my assistant, the Foc, is a complete lush and a wastral. He's soused again. That won't cut it with me. I can't work with the slouch. He's gone, he's toast, he's history. Outta' here. This reflects so poorly on me. I apologize for his behavior. What a boozer. This is a sad turn of events. Well, he can just go back to stocking shelves at the Whiskey Warehouse for all I care---he's fired. And what does he mean by hi-jacking this thread that is meant to be a "Hi" thread? Downer, man. This turkey has ruined everybody else's "hi" for the last time. People must be free to come here and "share their hi" unencumbered. Though tomato and bell pepper are fine. (cue the cheezy TV melodrama chords. In the next generation of internet users, every post will have it's own soundtrack......) So, HI EVERYBODY! So high. WHAT?! Who is the pretentious phony who forged this s*** under my screen name? What is going on here? That wasn't Doc, that wasn't me----I am the REAL Doc, OK, itz smee. Itz smee. THIS is me! I am me, NOT HIM! or he, or whoever that was........... You gotta believe me. Here I can show you. Here is a true Perplex-ism. Here it comes, right now. Here it is. This is a goodie. [Jeopardy Theme plays through several times.] OK, I'll think of one and come right back in a minute and prove it. I just need a second to compose myself. There is an imposter here, and it's NOT me. I mean, it SEEMS to be me, but it's more like the Anti-Me faking it. But truth will out. In time you will come to see the TRUE Doc. It'll be in the little things.......my syntactic signature. I will have revenge on the pretenders to my Perplexitudinous Preturbations. I AM DOC, with a "D". "D---for DISCOMBOBULATE."
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Sept 24, 2006 23:39:07 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 23:39:07 GMT -5
So! I log in to find that there is a tremendous game being played by these 3 phonies---"Doc", "Doc", and, er, "Doc", ALL at my expense.
But I'm not worried. All of my true friends here, the ones who REALLY know and understand me, realize that this previous trio of Charlatans--whatever their misguided motivations-are just cons, actors, presumptous, sophistic mountebanks with nary the true skills nor the shameless timeless rhetorical gifts of which I pretendprofess possess.
It should be recognized by now that the key element, the very secret of my style itself, is found in the number of syllables as compared algebraically to the general rhyme scheme. Then work the resultant for permutations and combinations.
A(2) x B +?Ψ=36 x ?235.467 ± Q/2a + 19 b.
Scrawl THAT on your chalkboard and work it. The previous phonies haven't got my rhythm at all, nor my style, nor my self-important, hyper-inflated estimation of these abilities.
One screen name---Four men. (give or take)
How can this ever be sussed out?
Only Jojo can know for sure........he's admin, and can study the IPs.
He is in a position to defend me as the one true blue, real, Doc.
But, with my advanced powers of persuasion, I will ask him NOT to do so, and let my words stand for themselves, and one day, the TRUE Doc will be known apart from these miscreant fraudulators, these humbugs, these four-flushing diddlers, these flim-flam, bunco two-timing cheats.
OK. It's NOT really me, I'm NOT Doc, it was really the LAST guy. OK OK at least I came clean. D*mn you're too easy to fool. Usually I have to go into my "Bailey's" routine, but you should know, that the REAL Doc drinks Sherry and Port.
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Sept 24, 2006 23:40:19 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 23:40:19 GMT -5
LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! I hate sherry and I have had 3 glasses of Port in my entire life! Of course I love Bailey's, FOC! DON'T START WITH ME! These people have a right to know the truth, and NOW.
Tell them. TELL THEM!
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Sept 24, 2006 23:41:04 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 23:41:04 GMT -5
No.
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Sept 24, 2006 23:41:38 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 23:41:38 GMT -5
YES!
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Sept 24, 2006 23:42:08 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 23:42:08 GMT -5
NO! You can't make me!
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Sept 24, 2006 23:43:43 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 23:43:43 GMT -5
NO! You can't make me! OH YES I CAN! AND you know how I can , too, Mr. Fork-Lift All the Booze Foctor Fob.
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Sept 24, 2006 23:45:10 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 24, 2006 23:45:10 GMT -5
NO! You can't make me! OH YES I CAN! AND you know how I can , too, Mr. Fork-Lift All the Booze Foctor Fob. Help! I need a referree! This man is lying and spreading scandal! He is the fake Doc, I am REALLY the REAL Doc! Help! [And now, a commercial break.]
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Sept 25, 2006 3:41:52 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 25, 2006 3:41:52 GMT -5
Doc you KNOW you have to put the lime & the cocunut & drink it all up. After all, that is what YOU said ! ;D I know it, and darn it, lili, sometimes it turns out that I just have to drink my words.
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Sept 25, 2006 10:57:50 GMT -5
Post by fourthousandholes on Sept 25, 2006 10:57:50 GMT -5
[glow=yellow,2,300]How dare you?![/glow] Ain't a one of you that's a REAL doctor! Let alone Goobers!
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Sept 25, 2006 22:00:26 GMT -5
Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 25, 2006 22:00:26 GMT -5
What in the name of Liberace is going on in here?
I say, say, say, that everyone is Hi, Hi, Hi....the true title of this thread is "What In The World Has Happened to Doc?"
He's so good he's been replaced quadruple times.
So much so that he wore out three replacements just to play the part...
...even Keith Richards in his drunken/drug induced stupors has not been replaced.... Nobody would want that job....not even DOC....
But thinking about it, who could really replace DOC?
There is no one like you in the whole big wide world. You are special. Even Mr. Rogers would agree if he were only here to tell you. I wonder what he knew about PID/PWR, it wouldn't matter because he would tell Bill how special he was too.
Whether it's Doc, of Foc #1, Foc #2 or Foc #3, you ain't the only nut in this house....
I want to know why the whiskey ain't workin' Foc is telling us the Whiskey a Go Go Foc is really not Doc but actually a Liberace impersonator who also loves to dress up like Paul Mc Cartney.
And if that isn't confusing enough, The Walrus was Liberace...
It would have been too easy to be Paul, but Liberace is one you wouldn't suspect.
If Don Knotts can be Brian Epstein, then maybe Liberace has a role in this secret....
Now you've got me doing this....I can't handle it...
Gotta stop this or else I'll be forced to go to a gym and have Richard Simmons as my personal trainer...and that will be the death of me...not from the exercise, but having to deal with Richard Simmons in those shorts....
I sure hope Doc, Foc, of Faux, Fox doesn't wear those Richard Simmons short sets....
We really don't want to know even if you did...The world ain't ready for that....
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Sept 26, 2006 1:02:05 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 26, 2006 1:02:05 GMT -5
What in the name of Liberace is going on in here? I say, say, say, that everyone is Hi, Hi, Hi....the true title of this thread is "What In The World Has Happened to Doc?" He's so good he's been replaced quadruple times. So much so that he wore out three replacements just to play the part... ...even Keith Richards in his drunken/drug induced stupors has not been replaced.... Nobody would want that job....not even DOC.... But thinking about it, who could really replace DOC? There is no one like you in the whole big wide world. You are special. Even Mr. Rogers would agree if he were only here to tell you. I wonder what he knew about PID/PWR, it wouldn't matter because he would tell Bill how special he was too. Whether it's Doc, of Foc #1, Foc #2 or Foc #3, you ain't the only nut in this house.... I want to know why the whiskey ain't workin' Foc is telling us the Whiskey a Go Go Foc is really not Doc but actually a Liberace impersonator who also loves to dress up like Paul Mc Cartney. And if that isn't confusing enough, The Walrus was Liberace... It would have been too easy to be Paul, but Liberace is one you wouldn't suspect. If Don Knotts can be Brian Epstein, then maybe Liberace has a role in this secret.... Now you've got me doing this....I can't handle it... Gotta stop this or else I'll be forced to go to a gym and have Richard Simmons as my personal trainer...and that will be the death of me...not from the exercise, but having to deal with Richard Simmons in those shorts.... I sure hope Doc, Foc, of Faux, Fox doesn't wear those Richard Simmons short sets.... We really don't want to know even if you did...The world ain't ready for that.... Nicely done. I made a mistake, inviting those three dumb Foc's to pinch hit for me, writing whatever the heck they wanted, and they have proven to be raucous and undependable. Mischievous minded; who knew? I thought I could trust them to fill in when my schedule got hectic. But no. I'm gonna take care of the problem so that you guys won't ever have to put up with those three stupid Foc's again. Oh, and about that Richard Simmonds? You think he's a terror in spandex tights? Pleh! Beginner! I've got more cellulite on the back of my right earlobe than he has on his whole body. Plebian! He doesn't even know the meaning of the words "unsightly rolls." He only pushes cottage cheese; I wear it.
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Sept 27, 2006 19:21:18 GMT -5
Post by Paul Bearer on Sept 27, 2006 19:21:18 GMT -5
Just tell them to foc off!
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Sept 27, 2006 20:45:28 GMT -5
Post by Doc on Sept 27, 2006 20:45:28 GMT -5
Just tell them to foc off! I have. I even think I have managed to enlist their help on ANOTHER assignment, a long, long way from bothering us here on our topic. They seem to work well together, although for the life of me I can't ever comprehend what the h*ll they are doing...........
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