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Post by JoJo unlogged on Nov 13, 2005 21:45:22 GMT -5
What's wrong with flamers? Just an expression, when did that get into the politically incorrect dictionary?? And no, it isn't FP.
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Post by accidental tourist on Nov 13, 2005 22:34:29 GMT -5
I vote for keeping the guessed bored. ;D and bad puns.
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Post by Doc on Nov 13, 2005 23:32:12 GMT -5
Hey you guys, I've been lookin' and lookin' around up here, and I can't find Paul at all. Are you sure he's not still with you? Oh, and Doctor Robert, nice avatar! ;D Sonny, you know, pal, like man, considerin' how things turned out for you, please be careful not to miss the forest for that tree-------again. Say though, when I turn myself in to go serve my sentence in "Pun Hell" for my pun crimes, I'll look around and see if McCartney is down there someplace. I doubt it, 'cause I wasn't aware of Paul punning a lot, but, whoa, John was a major perp on that account. You know, I bet Lennon IS down there spinnin' the blarney. That boy made a lotta puns, so I guess he got a lotta time.......... But seriously, folks, all yolks aside (which is the mass murder of innocent chicken eggs, yolksacide), Hoo Qan Sey? James Paul may still be in the land of the living, which is a great concept to consider along with all the other theories. I think it is plausible and should be included. How ironic. After all these two-and-a-half year-no holes barred discussions, that possibly the namesake of the legend may be sitting having coffee in a "Denny's" or shopping at a British Bloomingdales, incognito, while we spin the conjectural yarn. Which reminds me of the film, "Eddie and the Cruisers". Well, I just wanna know this, where the h*ll is Michael Paré? Oh, wait. I remember, BP told me---Elvis became Michael Paré, Paré has become Elvis (who's hiding in Tupelo), and Colonel Parker went back to selling fried chicken. That's it. I have it all straight, now. Confused, sunny bono? Perfect! Join the club.
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Post by Gene Gene the Dancing Machine on Nov 14, 2005 15:07:11 GMT -5
So that's why Elvis got so fat: from eating the Colonel's fried chicken! Does BeatlePaul's new "theories" regarding Brian Epstein, Neil Aspinall, Don Knotts, Larry King, Andy Griffith, Vivian Stanshall, etc ad nauseum, make sense to anybody here? Even if it's just public brainstorming, it looks pretty foolish! Gene Gene, D.M.
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Post by eyesbleed on Nov 14, 2005 19:12:52 GMT -5
Does BeatlePaul's new "theories" regarding Brian Epstein, Neil Aspinall, Don Knotts, Larry King, Andy Griffith, Vivian Stanshall, etc ad nauseum, make sense to anybody here? Even if it's just public brainstorming, it looks pretty foolish! Gene Gene, D.M. Well no, not me......., but right now I'm more concerned about if The Gong Show is EVER gonna be officially released on DVD!!
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Post by JoJo on Nov 14, 2005 20:14:53 GMT -5
Oh yeah.. thanks EB, I was drawing a blank on Gene. He had a paper bag over his head, right. Hmmm.. ya know, they could have REPLACED him, and no one would know!!
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Post by eyesbleed on Nov 14, 2005 21:22:19 GMT -5
No.... yer thinkin' of The Unknown Comic. Gene Gene the Dancin' Machine was the stage hand who came out occationally & did his little dance on the out to a commercial.
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Post by JoJo on Nov 14, 2005 21:56:33 GMT -5
Ah yeah that's right. We need those DVD's so one doesn't make an error like that! ;D
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Post by Compulsive Spam Donor on Nov 15, 2005 16:09:08 GMT -5
Does BeatlePaul's new "theories" regarding Brian Epstein, Neil Aspinall, Don Knotts, Larry King, Andy Griffith, Vivian Stanshall, etc ad nauseum, make sense to anybody here? Even if it's just public brainstorming, it looks pretty foolish! Gene Gene, D.M. Dr. Gene, My personal opinion (as opposed to my public one) is that BeatlePaul is playing a game to see how many people he can "take for a ride" (the site wasn't renamed The King Is Naked for nuthin, folks!), plus he wants to "implicate" EVERY Beatle insider as a Paul replacement before he retires to write a book on human gullibility. Let's see, who has he fingered so far...Brian, George Martin (photo), Neil, Mal (in the MMT film still showing the bare torso), and wasn't there a nonsense thread where Faul and Ringo's faces were split and spliced onto each other? Uhhhh...that leaves George Harrison and John Lennon. Oh yeah George sang Fool on the Hill. How silly of me to forget! So, in some convoluted way BP must claim John replaced Paul and his mission in life will be complete. Unless there are some "insiders" to the Beatle circle that I have missed. Ciau, CSD
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Post by Forrest Gump on Nov 15, 2005 18:31:53 GMT -5
Life is like a box of chocolates..or something like that..
Yes, I'm afraid John is the only next logical choice CSD, It has been a week since the latest "new Faul", right?
Something went down with Paulie but BP seems to have made a depature from the simplest explanation, that is to bring in a close enough lookalike and then reshape as needed, to a game of musical chairs of replacements. Why go to all that trouble?
Public brainstorming is a charitable way of saying it. Make it look as ridiculous as possible seems to be the aim now..
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Post by Doc on Nov 15, 2005 18:47:42 GMT -5
Does BeatlePaul's new "theories" regarding Brian Epstein, Neil Aspinall, Don Knotts, Larry King, Andy Griffith, Vivian Stanshall, etc ad nauseum, make sense to anybody here? Even if it's just public brainstorming, it looks pretty foolish! Gene Gene, D.M. Dr. Gene, My personal opinion (as opposed to my public one) is that BeatlePaul is playing a game to see how many people he can "take for a ride" (the site wasn't renamed The King Is Naked for nuthin, folks!), plus he wants to "implicate" EVERY Beatle insider as a Paul replacement before he retires to write a book on human gullibility. Let's see, who has he fingered so far...Brian, George Martin (photo), Neil, Mal (in the MMT film still showing the bare torso), and wasn't there a nonsense thread where Faul and Ringo's faces were split and spliced onto each other? Uhhhh...that leaves George Harrison and John Lennon. Oh yeah George sang Fool on the Hill. How silly of me to forget! So, in some convoluted way BP must claim John replaced Paul and his mission in life will be complete. Unless there are some "insiders" to the Beatle circle that I have missed. Ciau, CSD Well, and just today a good friend sent me this: The name has been changed to protect anonymity. See, what hogwash. That tripe went around, and people thought that at the time, and what an unbelievable lapse of reason that is. The exagerrations of PWR have been cranked out since the start. Sun King isn't alone or wasn't the originator. It just seems, though, lately, he's beating his big bass drum to the max. With occasionally a symbol or two.
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Post by StrawberryFields on Nov 15, 2005 22:19:13 GMT -5
Hey, this is that forum I got banned from! ;D
I love guest boards.
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Post by Beatle Ed on Nov 16, 2005 0:09:33 GMT -5
Hey everbody! Beatle Ed here! 'Fraid I'm not doing very well these days, although you might have already heard. I was going off on tour... Right now, I'm here in Sweden. Well, gotta go, Beatle Bill is making a pig of himself again.
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Post by beatlies on Nov 16, 2005 1:58:33 GMT -5
You're a number five in Sweden, Beatle Ed ("fem").
Are you the Beatle walking on the back cover of Abbey Road?
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Post by Flaming Guy on Nov 16, 2005 5:15:57 GMT -5
You're a number five in Sweden, Beatle Ed ("fem"). Are you the Beatle walking on the back cover of Abbey Road? What do you mean by that?
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Post by Bart Simpson on Nov 16, 2005 15:51:40 GMT -5
Caruncula, dude! Hey, just who is this Beatle Ed? Beatle Bill I know, but Ed? Is that Ringo? Hey Ringo! Have a banana! And what's up Flaming Guy's ....uhhh shorts? What is the official reason that Sister Mary Abbey was booted? I liked her, she really loved James Paul. And hated Faul with a passion. Very amusing to see how her buttons were pushed whenever there was any hint of less than 100% manliness attributed to JPM. Scatterdome's theories were fun to read, and well presented. And Ian Singleton was da bomb. Listen to me, a ten-year-old waxing nostalgic.. Funny thing about the "Macca Madhouse" they only have 41 members but over 20,000 posts in about a year. Hmmmm...thats 500 posts per member! Looks like you guys have some catching up to do! I gotta go. Lisa's in the tub and I promised Milhouse I would let him "sneak a peek". Bart
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Post by JoJo on Nov 16, 2005 18:09:32 GMT -5
There is a board that JoJo and Spanky both know about, GLP, Speaking of which, my file library/backup for jojoplace leaves port 80 open which means I'm banned. (He doesn't want proxies) I got a little ticked off about his response (none) so now I'm REALLY banned, LOL. I managed to outrun his ban bot for a bit I'm proud to say.
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Post by Shadow on Nov 17, 2005 1:26:25 GMT -5
Still playing their little "ban everything in sight" game are they? Someone needs to grow up I think...
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Post by miss me on Nov 20, 2005 11:15:30 GMT -5
Is that ever the truth I agree with most of what has been said on this thread. I wish I KNEW what BPS agenda is. He lost me MONTHS ago
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Post by Spanky on Nov 20, 2005 21:56:53 GMT -5
this should be fun
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Post by Smatter Potatter on Nov 29, 2005 5:26:31 GMT -5
Listen...can you hear it? In the distance.
Crickets!
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Post by missme on Nov 30, 2005 13:51:37 GMT -5
Yeah, it's awful quiet around here !
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Post by Barney on Nov 30, 2005 16:50:17 GMT -5
Hey people!
I have recently made an appearance at the TKIN! board. Please go over there to look at my picture. It's a very good one, if I say so myself. I am holding the book I just wrote, "How To Brainwash Children", as I am reading it to my new little friends. I have also just brushed my teeth with Clorox, so they look nice and white, just like I like 'em. Go on, take a look, it's in the General board in the "I spoke to Neil Aspinall" thread. Semolina Pilchard was so nice to post this wonderful picture of me. So please go over there, ok?
I am so full of love. I love you all. Do you love me? I want to be loved. Please love me. But first look at my picture, over at TKIN, ok? Then you can love me better when you see me. I love you nevertheless. Even if all I see is your phony avatar. I love you on faith, but I let you see my picture. Why won't you let me see the real you? This makes me sad, that I want to love you, but you only show me pictures of Beatles and Paul and evil demons and icons. When all I want to see is your face.
Now that I think it over a bit more, I am not just sad but disappointed that despite my love for you and my willingness to show you my picture, you keep yourself hidden from me. Why? What must I do to be allowed to see you? Don't you love me? Don't you trust me? There is nothing wrong with me! Why do you hide from me?? Please let me see you! So I can love you better!! Come on!! I love you.
OK, maybe I am pressuring you too much. No pressure. If you feel like it, could you show me your picture? It would be nice if you would be holding a book and smiling (white teeth people only) and wearing no clothes. No pressure though.
Aw, wtf's the use? Who am I kidding? I know everyone HATES me. And I am bitterly angry about this. All I want to know is. ..why? Are you jealous of my purple color? or my pearly white teeth? or because children love me more than their parents? or I can get away with being naked in public?
Alright, enough ranting. Just remember that I love you. And please check out that picture of me. It's really a good one, if I say so myself.
Sincerely, Barney
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Post by JoJo on Nov 30, 2005 17:43:47 GMT -5
Ah I see.. Barney, why so bitter? Maybe you need to be interviewed by Barbara Walters, so she can make you cry.. But anyway, I'm amazed that you are interested in PID, WOW! Could it be.. dare I say it..you were replaced!? Oh no!
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Post by Beatle Zero on Nov 30, 2005 19:47:25 GMT -5
Barney was the walrus!
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