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Post by ramone on May 12, 2013 1:28:17 GMT -5
Fear not! -
Quality shows that network programmers have in the works.
Some examples:
- Hillbilly footwear
spinoff:
- The Tanners (yes folks, you guessed it - farce at the leather factory)
- Homes of the Poor and Not So Well Known
(network conundrum: what if people start to watch?)(title change?)
spinoff:
- Homes of the Homeless (network description: a 'how to' featuring resourceful people and the art of cardboard origami)
others:
- Grouper Groupies
- Groper Groupies
- Hat People
- Down Home Denture Swapping
- Clans of Lard
- Inbreeding for Fun and Profit
- Shopping With the Muffin Top Girls
- Cooking With the Muffin Top Girls
- The Cardashians: Deep Space!
(between ears)
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Post by ramone on May 12, 2013 19:33:41 GMT -5
Other working titles from network programmers -
- Liberals and Conservatives -
In the Bigfoot Community
A Squatch Watch Production: expose' on how differences are overcome.
(rest easy, we're assured by the producers there's no chance
of this going viral in the human community)
- Lemon Pledge
Furniture Polish? Cryptic Vow?
You decide!
- The Borgish
Playful look at breakaway Borg trying to integrate into the Amish community.
spinoff:
- Deep Within the Cube! -
An undercover story on nude Borg volleyball, Borgpong, and other activities the rest of the hive are kept in the dark about.
Hidden cams, etc. Must see TV.
- Hoarders Across Borders
Docudrama on hoarders in affluent countries reaching out to their brethren
in countries that have nothing.
Rita?
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Post by LOVELYRITA on May 13, 2013 18:18:11 GMT -5
I'm amazed at the abundance of insanity...
I was channel surfing and caught the tail end of a segment about a woman addicted to collecting Treasure Trolls. She posed in a Troll bikini and a treasure troll mask....this entices her husband to allow her to expand her collection into their family room.
How pathetic.
My big fat gypsy Amish Beauty Queen....now that's a show..
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Post by B on May 16, 2013 14:40:35 GMT -5
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Post by LOVELYRITA on May 18, 2013 18:53:49 GMT -5
I missed it! I was too busy watching Dancing With Honey Boo Boo's Amish Gypsy Cat Hoarder...shucks,....and the finale of Singing With The Polish Mafia Amish Dudes....
When people come on and display how they invented a dog toy made out cat boogers....you know it's nearing the end...
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Oct 22, 2014 19:18:17 GMT -5
TLC should be called the PT Barnum Network. I swear the range of programming looks like a carnival side show freak display. Dwarf families, 1/2 ton Virgin, Bearded Lady, Conjoined twins, Fat Lady, man who looks like a tree, a woman who eats mothballs, etc. Just saw one where there was a dwarf family who adopts dwarf babies from Asia and Russia. They liken themselves as the Brad and Angelina of Little People.....just saw a few seconds of this...and this is a new show?
Preview for next week, a family of 12, who never lives in a house, lives in a bus, and they travel around and perform....seriously this is a show that was advertized and not one of my jokes.
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