Post by pennylane on Aug 2, 2005 0:50:39 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]SAY YOU, SAY ME[/glow]
1. "Lots of guys fuck their cousins-- at least I married mine."
**What old-time rocker offered this novel defense for his actions?
2. "They won't grab at you or ask you for favors. I feel comfortable with these figures. They are my personal friends."
**This is Michael Jackson, describing whom?
3. "When I was younger, the only thing I liked better than a big dick was a bigger dick!"
**What other all-time rock forefather said this?
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1. Jerry Lee Lewis
2. His private collection of robots
3. Little Richard
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[glow=red,2,300]HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US[/glow]
1. John Lennon occasionally amused himself at parties by mixing drinks for those he considered sycophantic, imbecilic fans. His specialty was "the Beatle cocktail." What is the prime ingredient in a Beatle cocktail?
2. What, in Beatle language, was a "knee-trembler"?
3. Ringo Starr sued in court to prevent the release of an album recorded by him. What explanation did he offer for wanting to quash the album?
4. How did Janis Joplin wish to celebrate the signing of her record contract with Columbia Records?
5. A few years back, Madonna was spotted visiting New York City's "Club Nine," a local hotspot of note. What was the club's most notable membership requirement?
6. Following his teen crooning heyday, Frankie Lymon exchanged his super-lucrative half of the publishing rights for "Why Do Fools Fall In Love" for what?
7. In the days before channel clickers, how did Elvis Presley switch away from programming not to his liking (especially featuring Robert Goulet)?
8. Jimi Hendrix' headband served more than just a decorative function. Explain how.
9. Exactly half the members of the group Badfinger ended their career in what fashion?
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answers
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1. urine
2. Quickie stand-up sex seconds before going onstage
3. He recorded the album while drunk
4. By having sex with every executive in the room
5. All men needed to be a minimum of nine inches
6. A shot of heroin
7. By shooting out the TV screen with a gun
8. He soaked it in LSD so that it would go through his skin
9. Suicide
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[glow=red,2,300]WHO DUNNIT?[/glow]
1. Big chunk of teeth fell out of mouth during interview
2. Left cat turds in hallway for husband to step in when he woke up
3. Once hospitalized after a drunken fight with an ostrich
4. Punched a hole into the wall next to Don Kirshner's head, and screamed, "That could have been your face!"
5. Non-peaceably bashed Abbie Hoffman over the head with his guitar at Woodstock
6. Says he has the power to heal the sick by laying on hands
7. Charged over 800 dollars per copy for his autobiography
8. Rejected from the Monkees auditions for having disgusting teeth
9. Publically angry that his old songs were being used in ads
10. Claims to have 5-hour-long orgasms
11. Thrown out of a Smothers Brothers concert for heckling the pair while wearing a tampon on his forehead
12. Showed his wife a special gift he'd had made for her: a glass coffin with her wax effigy inside
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answers
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1. Keith Richards
2. Yoko Ono
3. Johnny Cash
4. Mike Nesmith (Monkees)
5. Pete Townshend (Who)
6. Englebert Humperdinck
7. George Harrison
8. Steven Stills
9. Paul McCartney
10. Sting
11. John Lennon
12. Phil Spector
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[glow=red,2,300]PICKA BEACH BOY[/glow]
(Brian Wilson, Murry Wilson (Dad), Dennis Wilson, Mike Love) who did one of the following:
1. Stood naked on kitchen tables during breakfast?
2. When visited by Paul McCartney, hid inside a shed and sobbed until Paul finally just went away?
3. Had sex with another Beach Boy's daughter, just to piss him off?
4. Claims he secretly helped write part of the Beatles' White Album?
5. Believed his music had the power to start fires?
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answers
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1. Murry Wilson
2. Brian Wilson
3. Dennis Wilson (Mike's daughter)
4. Mike Love
5. Brian Wilson
1. "Lots of guys fuck their cousins-- at least I married mine."
**What old-time rocker offered this novel defense for his actions?
2. "They won't grab at you or ask you for favors. I feel comfortable with these figures. They are my personal friends."
**This is Michael Jackson, describing whom?
3. "When I was younger, the only thing I liked better than a big dick was a bigger dick!"
**What other all-time rock forefather said this?
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*
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answers
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1. Jerry Lee Lewis
2. His private collection of robots
3. Little Richard
_______________________________________________
[glow=red,2,300]HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US[/glow]
1. John Lennon occasionally amused himself at parties by mixing drinks for those he considered sycophantic, imbecilic fans. His specialty was "the Beatle cocktail." What is the prime ingredient in a Beatle cocktail?
2. What, in Beatle language, was a "knee-trembler"?
3. Ringo Starr sued in court to prevent the release of an album recorded by him. What explanation did he offer for wanting to quash the album?
4. How did Janis Joplin wish to celebrate the signing of her record contract with Columbia Records?
5. A few years back, Madonna was spotted visiting New York City's "Club Nine," a local hotspot of note. What was the club's most notable membership requirement?
6. Following his teen crooning heyday, Frankie Lymon exchanged his super-lucrative half of the publishing rights for "Why Do Fools Fall In Love" for what?
7. In the days before channel clickers, how did Elvis Presley switch away from programming not to his liking (especially featuring Robert Goulet)?
8. Jimi Hendrix' headband served more than just a decorative function. Explain how.
9. Exactly half the members of the group Badfinger ended their career in what fashion?
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answers
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1. urine
2. Quickie stand-up sex seconds before going onstage
3. He recorded the album while drunk
4. By having sex with every executive in the room
5. All men needed to be a minimum of nine inches
6. A shot of heroin
7. By shooting out the TV screen with a gun
8. He soaked it in LSD so that it would go through his skin
9. Suicide
_______________________________________________
[glow=red,2,300]WHO DUNNIT?[/glow]
1. Big chunk of teeth fell out of mouth during interview
2. Left cat turds in hallway for husband to step in when he woke up
3. Once hospitalized after a drunken fight with an ostrich
4. Punched a hole into the wall next to Don Kirshner's head, and screamed, "That could have been your face!"
5. Non-peaceably bashed Abbie Hoffman over the head with his guitar at Woodstock
6. Says he has the power to heal the sick by laying on hands
7. Charged over 800 dollars per copy for his autobiography
8. Rejected from the Monkees auditions for having disgusting teeth
9. Publically angry that his old songs were being used in ads
10. Claims to have 5-hour-long orgasms
11. Thrown out of a Smothers Brothers concert for heckling the pair while wearing a tampon on his forehead
12. Showed his wife a special gift he'd had made for her: a glass coffin with her wax effigy inside
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*
*
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answers
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1. Keith Richards
2. Yoko Ono
3. Johnny Cash
4. Mike Nesmith (Monkees)
5. Pete Townshend (Who)
6. Englebert Humperdinck
7. George Harrison
8. Steven Stills
9. Paul McCartney
10. Sting
11. John Lennon
12. Phil Spector
_______________________________________________
[glow=red,2,300]PICKA BEACH BOY[/glow]
(Brian Wilson, Murry Wilson (Dad), Dennis Wilson, Mike Love) who did one of the following:
1. Stood naked on kitchen tables during breakfast?
2. When visited by Paul McCartney, hid inside a shed and sobbed until Paul finally just went away?
3. Had sex with another Beach Boy's daughter, just to piss him off?
4. Claims he secretly helped write part of the Beatles' White Album?
5. Believed his music had the power to start fires?
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answers
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1. Murry Wilson
2. Brian Wilson
3. Dennis Wilson (Mike's daughter)
4. Mike Love
5. Brian Wilson
