Jude
Hard Day's Night
Acting Naturally
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Post by Jude on Aug 17, 2009 9:46:13 GMT -5
for those who may have missed it: Rotten Apple Training Series Vol. 1: How To Be a Phoney from 36EdujYeh aka Judewww.youtube.com/watch?v=vGhu9rSeK1wvideo description:"And so here it is: the contents of the briefcase that Iamaphoney left in Rome, Italy. Inside was an old beta max videotape amongst other materials pertaining to the creation of the Project Apple: Underground Legion (P.A.U.L.) It is rumored that there is a second tape somewhere deep in the heart of East Africa... Here is what I've learned so far: In 1966 there was a South African nurse working at the Moi Teaching and Referral Hospital in Kenya, East Africa. Her name was Pamela Bastock. She had already been with the hospital for seven years when in September of that year a man was brought to the hospital whose face had been badly scarred in an automobile accident. That man was one James Paul McCartney. Only a few short days after his appearance at the Melody Maker awards ceremony Paul was involved in a car wrecked with Mohammed Hadjij, a Moroccan student whom he had only first met at a party hours before. The car had wrecked in a telephone pole, but Paul had sustained the worse of the injuries as he was not wearing a seatbelt and was flown from the car, landing face-first into the pavement some 15 feet away. Miraculously, aside from a dislocated shoulder and a badly sprained ankle, Paul was alive but greatly disfigured. Apple quickly covered up the details of the accident since the last they wanted was for the press to have a field day at the expense of "the pretty Beatle" and his newfound deformity. And just as quickly they had him flown to Nairobi to the Moi Teaching and Referral Hospital, where doctors there were known to have made great advancements in the field of facial reconstruction. The doctors performed a number of procedures on Paul's face over the next few days, during which time Pamela became absolutely smitten with Paul, doting on his every whim. Normally nurses weren't allowed to visit the "special" patients, but an exception was made for her since she was already a fan of the Beatles' music and would have snuck in to see him anyway. Just when the doctors seemed to be on the verge of a total recovery of Paul's face, tragedy struck. Somehow, by incompetence or just freakish bad luck a syringe that had just been used to treat a patient with Malaria was used to administer pre-surgery anesthetic to Paul's face. The infection spread rapidly, and reached Paul's brain before the doctors could even determine what was wrong. Within a few short hours, James Paul McCartney was dead. Naturally EMI was outraged and Brian Epstein threatened the clinic with a class-action lawsuit. But a compromise was made. There was a young man, a nobody named William Sheppard who hung about Cavendish Avenue all the time, singing Beatles songs in the nearby park for money as a sort of Paul McCartney look-alike-sound-alike. John always thought he was a dead-ringer for Paul (though JPM disagreed), and he was the first to suggest that instead of letting the Beatles die with Paul, that this young man take Paul's place, if only for a while. He was soon thereafter flown to Africa with Mal Evans. There he had a few minor cosmetic surgeries and Mal Evans, steadfast by his side, taught Bill all he knew about Paul's mannerisms. And the rest, as they say, is history. Except there is a nurse alive. A nurse who saw it all happen. A nurse named Pamela Bastock, whom Apple paid richly to stay quiet about this matter. She invested her money wisely, used the riches to retire young and, eventually became one of the most powerful, if reclusive millionaires in Africa. In 1980, following the death of John Lennon, she decided that she couldn't keep quiet anymore. She partnered with Derek Taylor to create P.A.U.L., a project intended to slowly disseminate the information of Paul's death and replacement in such a subtle manner that Bill himself would never catch on. After much brainstorming they decided that multimedia was the best avenue for distributing this information, and proceeded to look for fresh talent, no-namers who could never be tied to them personally. They found their first recruit in a young man named Ian Walsh (who, while in the company, used the pseudonym "Ian Iachamoe"). Ian abandoned the notion of Paul is Dead altogether for several years, instead starting the band Boghandle with his childhood friend, Martin Lind. Several years after Boghandle broke up, however.....Iamaphoney was born. Martin Lind was brought in to handle sound production sometime around RA 40. The Rotten Apple Army was reborn, but this time, without Pamela's guidance. She still lives in Nairobi, waiting for the day that Ian promised her would come: the day of the revelation. That, or I'm making shit up at random. You know...the way "He" does. "Category: Comedy
------------------------ Video alledgedly produced using tutorial video above: Grandfather Aleister is Dead and YouKnowAllOfTheNamesofthemUnfreshRottenWitches231/666 from NAIR0BlNURS3www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4fDfsdpa-QGiven everything I have read and seen to date, that is by far the most plausible account theory I have heard. Wow. Thank you! All it takes a little bit of truth and a lot of imagination. That's how the 60if story was born....right, GN?
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Post by B on Aug 17, 2009 10:24:00 GMT -5
Jude is psychic.
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Post by Pineapples101 on Aug 17, 2009 11:10:57 GMT -5
I find it entirely plausible that the British intelligence services would have a 'Kenya station' that secretly specialized in cosmetic surgery. Given the Beatles' power at the time I don't find it totally fanciful that a few strings could have been pulled to get JPM in for a facial reconstruction in-between all the secret agents and Nazi scientists getting face changes Seriously...
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Jude
Hard Day's Night
Acting Naturally
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Post by Jude on Aug 17, 2009 11:49:55 GMT -5
I find it entirely plausible that the British intelligence services would have a 'Kenya station' that secretly specialized in cosmetic surgery. Given the Beatles' power at the time I don't find it totally fanciful that a few strings could have been pulled to get JPM in for a facial reconstruction in-between all the secret agents and Nazi scientists getting face changes Seriously... Oh, I agree that it is plausible. Even though I think Paul is alive and well, I always thought that there was something odd about Mal and "Paul"'s abrupt trip to Africa and how markedly different he appears in the videos that were recorded there. I could totally believe that EMI would have paid for someone to have cosmetic surgery so he could replace either a dead or MIA Paul McCartney. The plausibility is there, I just don't think that Paul died because, frankly, I find it hard to believe his replacement could have known and loved John as intimately as the current Paul McCartney did/does. Then again, Paul may have just wanted to get out of the Beatles for awhile, and the Moi Teaching and Referral hospital may have helped him do that by giving him a new face.
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Post by jestertor on Aug 17, 2009 16:45:29 GMT -5
"Then again, Paul may have just wanted to get out of the Beatles for awhile, and the Moi Teaching and Referral hospital may have helped him do that by giving him a new face."
If you had all the world at your feet and such a lovely face, surely the last thing you would want to do is change it, unless you had to from real necessity? It's not as if it wasn't possible, if you were rich enough, to disappear effectively or become exclusively reclusive. The marketing tentacles of celebrity were not that well developed at the time. Besides which, I still think if it had to be done you'd have had it done locally, by the best, and then recuperated elsewhere.
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Post by Pineapples101 on Aug 18, 2009 5:12:29 GMT -5
Im still undecided as to what I believe, I don't think all the evidence has been presented to us and / or been discovered. I'm leaning towards death and replacement, but cannot believe that people like John Lennon would have kept the secret. I can buy car accident and facial reconstruction, I can buy McCartney's occult leanings, I can even buy the potential Crowley parentage theory. But death and replacement... Spiritual death followed by some sort of ancient Egyptian ceremony type rebirth... maybe. But I remain open to ideas and theories.
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Post by jestertor on Aug 18, 2009 5:25:57 GMT -5
"I can buy car accident and facial reconstruction, I can buy McCartney's occult leanings, I can even buy the potential Crowley parentage theory.
But death and replacement... Spiritual death followed by some sort of ancient Egyptian ceremony type rebirth... maybe.
But I remain open to ideas and theories."
And all of us are partial to apple pie (Paul Is Enigmatic). Sorry, it must have been done before...
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Post by B on Aug 18, 2009 9:14:49 GMT -5
We're goin' to get pie pie pie
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Post by Pineapples101 on Aug 18, 2009 16:17:03 GMT -5
Would that be a big pizza 'pie'? I want to see the Italian briefcase.
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Post by 8749 on Aug 18, 2009 18:35:26 GMT -5
“... they had him flown to Nairobi to the Moi Teaching and Referral Hospital, where doctors there were known to have made great advancements in the field of facial reconstruction.” This seems very improbable; the hospital does not appear to have specialised in this field at the time and was most likely struggling to provide the basics with considerable caseloads. Britain rather excelled in facial reconstructive techniques and practise; there would have been no need to export patients. Even if there were such facilities in Kenya I don’t think you could justify them doing it out there on the grounds of secrecy or cover up; there was doubtlessly high quality surgical skulduggery being performed very much on the quiet somewhere in this country. I work for one of the world’s top facial reconstruction surgeons (and have been on the wrong end of his scalpel); I’ll ask him about the state of play, covert or otherwise, in the mid sixties; if anybody knows, he will. If you can fill us in (no pun intended) jestertor on the state of plastic surgery in the 1960's that would be great. What was possible, what wasn't. I saw a very interesting segment on the Today show today. In the September issue of Allure magazine, they talked to Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons, and show how his face morphed over 3 decades. They were discussing the different retoolings and, of course, they got into excuses for some of it: that he had his skin bleached because he had (and I may be spelling this wrong) vertiligo--pie-bald (mottled) skin; that he had lupus and that's why they did something, etc., etc. Depending on what happened to Paul, you can expect some suspect excuses to surface. But what was and wasn't possible in the '60's will get us closer to how far off facially Replacement Paul could have looked and still be worked into looking something like Paul.
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Post by malevans on Aug 24, 2009 15:52:49 GMT -5
been away a while. what is all the new thing about Joey O?
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Post by B on Sept 4, 2009 7:49:55 GMT -5
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Post by SS on Sept 4, 2009 10:04:58 GMT -5
Good little quickie video. I noticed someone talking about "gonna get pie pie pie" and thought piece of cake is really good as well.
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Post by B on Sept 5, 2009 20:01:08 GMT -5
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Post by B on Sept 6, 2009 9:12:29 GMT -5
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Post by il ras on Sept 7, 2009 13:10:10 GMT -5
what's the source of this info?
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Post by jestertor on Sept 7, 2009 14:47:37 GMT -5
"What's the source of this info?"
BAMBI - that evil, devious society that some of us loath and are fearful of: Believing Apostrophes Must Be Ignored.
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Post by pauliedied on Sept 8, 2009 1:49:27 GMT -5
what's the source of this info? its the "phoniefied" version of real events. Paul fired them, because they sold an article about their live with him to a newspaper. paul did not had them leave instantly. he had them stay until he found new housekeeping. And most important: Mal evans did NOT take over as housekeeper (so Phoney claims), a Mrs. Mills did. (That can also be found in later referances) www.wingspan.ru/bookseng/diary/m11_1967.html
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Post by B on Sept 9, 2009 8:16:38 GMT -5
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Post by B on Sept 9, 2009 21:41:21 GMT -5
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Post by jarvitronics on Sept 9, 2009 23:03:26 GMT -5
paul is dead - the rotten apple 77 The "Wizard" turned 77 on the day Pepper was released. -j
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Post by B on Sept 9, 2009 23:12:22 GMT -5
Another fascinating video, imo. Not one of the RA-related ones, but intriguing none-the-less. New Beatles Secrets- The Walrus Revealed!www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlHpFyEC0pkfrom the poster of the video, rianowon"Yes, I superimposed the skull. The purpose is to highlight what is already there. The actual skull is composed of the costumes worn by all 8 Beatles: the brightly coloured jackets and the dark area created by the suits. The easiest way to see it on your copy is to rotate the album cover so the top is on the right. The drum is the ear (ear/drum). The "Mop-Tops" are the hair. John's French horn is the eye and the white stripes on Paul and George's jackets are the teeth. Let me know if this helps."
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Post by B on Sept 10, 2009 0:09:35 GMT -5
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Post by P(D)enny La(i)ne on Sept 10, 2009 10:13:05 GMT -5
Fabtastic! Glad to see GFA is back at it.
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Post by B on Sept 11, 2009 12:37:22 GMT -5
So 9/09 was "their (announced) arrival date", it seems, is what's being said by GFA aka 999nowhereman. Well then... They're heeeeeere! While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept. And at midnight there was a cry made, "Behold, the bridegroom cometh!"
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