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Post by callithumpian on Jun 11, 2016 22:10:11 GMT -5
Now don't forget the instructions little bird... 1) Row row row the boat 2) Gently down the stream 3) Skidoo
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 11, 2016 21:06:22 GMT -5
Row that boat girl! (An oar'll do it) Hmm, that thing between his legs looks like Orion Nebula. That was the place for ordinary folks in Egypt. Elite went to Sirius. So did the cellulite. Stern Takes a Bow
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 11, 2016 13:29:31 GMT -5
Extreme sports Live on Hollywood Boulevard. (On Earth as it is in Heaven. Bwahaha!)
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 11, 2016 10:57:38 GMT -5
Now put the Lilys together with the X, say (three times) the whole phrase out loud, and watch the perverts come running. Come running is harder than standing up Lol (ba dum tiss) 6X harder.
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 11, 2016 10:17:15 GMT -5
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 11, 2016 10:00:54 GMT -5
What is this code of silence? Al-jabrwork came burbling through the tugley wood, but it was the sword that died. The Pen is the sword. Snack on that. (Snicker.)
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 11, 2016 9:03:55 GMT -5
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 11, 2016 8:24:52 GMT -5
Good points VG, though I wonder if there were 2 or more Pauls, why would it stop there? Is there really only 1 John, George or Ringo?“You’re getting closer, my salamander” – Getting Closer by WingsAtlanta Fugiens emblem 29 - As the Salamander lives in fire, so also the Stone. No, It's I ' M getting closer, My salamander. Give Peace a chance. Turning the Light On on behalf of the whole world. Hidden in the yard. Underneath the wall Buried deep below a thousand layers lay the answer to it all www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hEfX2ntLLQWhite homecoming balloons for everyone! C'mon!
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 10, 2016 21:14:04 GMT -5
Give Peace a chance. Turning the Light On on behalf of the whole world. Hidden in the yard. Underneath the wall Buried deep below a thousand layers lay the answer to it all www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hEfX2ntLLQWhite homecoming balloons for everyone! C'mon!
A thousand is a lot of layers for a dollar cake...unless you're Guy Grand. See? The Liliputians are almost done baking; as close as can be, man.
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 10, 2016 14:01:08 GMT -5
Now put the Lilys together with the X, say (three times) the whole phrase out loud, and watch the perverts come running.
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 10, 2016 13:21:19 GMT -5
ONE and ONE and ONE are LONELY LONELY LONELY L1LY L1LY L1LY (Count the Sirly Tepals)
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imagine
Jun 10, 2016 10:56:14 GMT -5
Post by callithumpian on Jun 10, 2016 10:56:14 GMT -5
A toast for the day! Here's two beginnings!
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 10, 2016 9:33:49 GMT -5
Imagine today. Let's celebrate the day in style, lol.
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 9, 2016 19:21:24 GMT -5
Every solution needs a solvent. Open the laboratory window and let the sun shine through. Or try this instead...we recorded it just for you.
The Largest Band In The World - When It Rains
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 9, 2016 17:04:29 GMT -5
(After much consideration I have decided to post this here before publishing it widely.) The Beatles played a lovely prank. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is a brilliant parody of Lewis Carroll's Through The Looking Glass and Edgar Allan Poe's Gold Bug, complete with a treasure map and a hidden treasure. The prank plays out in word and picture puns. The treasure went undiscovered for 42 years, until I found it; now I am going to tell you how to find it. I shall begin very near the end. Poe's Gold Bug is a story about a golden beetle and a cryptic message containing veiled instructions for how to find a cache of Captain Kidd's buried pirate treasure. To wit: "A good glass in the Bishop's Castle in the devil's seat...main branch seventh limb east side...shoot from the left eye of the death's head...a bee-line from the tree through the shot fifty feet out..."In Poe's story, the Bishop's Castle was an old-school name for a remote rock formation. High up the eastern face was a small ledge, which the protagonist discerned to be the devil's seat: "I let myself down to the ledge, and found that it was impossible to retain a seat upon it except in one particular position...I proceeded to use the glass...my attention was arrested by a circular rift or opening in the foliage of a large tree that overtopped its fellows in the distance. In the centre of this rift I perceived a white spot, but could not, at first, distinguish what it was. Adjusting the focus of the telescope, I again looked, and now made it out to be a human skull.
"Upon this discovery I was so sanguine as to consider the enigma solved; for the phrase 'main branch, seventh limb, east side,' could refer only to the position of the skull upon the tree, while 'shoot from the left eye of the death's-head' admitted, also, of but one interpretation, in regard to a search for a buried treasure. I perceived that the design was to drop a bullet from the left eye of the skull, and that a bee-line, or, in other words, a straight line, drawn from the nearest point of the trunk through 'the shot' (or the spot where the bullet fell...would indicate a definite point -- and beneath this point I thought it at least possible that a deposit of value lay concealed."In the story, a real pirate treasure is eventually found by following the instructions. The heroes drop the golden beetle through the dead sailor's eye and thus locate the correct spot to dig, where they find a buried footlocker full of treasure. (Think about the lyrics to Walrus: "Yellow matter...[dropping] from a dead dog's eye." Sailors are called dogs. Gold is yellow matter.) To recap: Use a looking glass to fix the location of the hole in the death's head. Drop me a line through the left eye stating point of view. A beeline through the shot will precisely indicate the correct location to dig. Find the treasure, and baby, you're a rich man too. The image below shows what happens when we use another kind of looking glass, a mirror, on the Sgt Pepper drum. If we reflect the top half of the drum back on itself we find the message HE^DIE pointing straight at Paul. This well known trick has been misinterpreted by the Paul is Dead crowd for 42 years. The real purpose behind this clever bit of mirror play is because Paul plays the role of the death's head in the Sgt. Pepper treasure hunt. Paul's head is portrayed on the limb of a tree just as the story requires. Sgt. Pepper shows a palm tree on the far right, but as you can see in the image below, there are two palms on Sgt. Pepper. One is literal; the other is a picture pun over Paul's head: An open hand, palm forward. The arm that holds the palm over Paul's head may rightly be called a limb, so Paul cleverly portrays a death's head on the limb of a palm. (To further sweeten this pun, the man's name is PaulM). John emphasizes that Paul is the dead man in Being for the Benefit of Mister Kite! He sings the phrase, "Late of Pablo..." This suggests that Paul is dead, since 'Pablo' is Spanish for 'Paul,' and 'late' means 'dead.' Of course, Paul isn't really a dead man; he just plays one on Sgt. Pepper. If you shoot a line straight down from Paul's left eye then you are very close to finding the location of the treasure. All that remains is to make a "beeline from the tree though the shot," and then you must dig. The instrument that Paul holds over his chest, a cor anglais, makes a line that runs from Issy Bonn, who plays the role of the palm tree, through the shot and points to the "B" at the end of the word CLUB. This is a "B" line from the tree through the shot. Curiously, the little trophy in the yard, (which is the only visible piece of booty), points to the exact location where the other two lines cross. "X" marks the spot. Paul's heart is where the treasure is located. This is where you dig. Shall I continue? -j I shall end very near the beginning. "X" marks the spot. Paul's heart is where the treasure is located. This is where you dig. PL
The name with the heart of gold. Now meet Bill, the replacement. He's a single buck, a Lonely Hart en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hart_(deer)Let us pray to the Capsicum Cap's Eye Cum, aka the Pepper Popper: Oh High O Thy Buck Eye Conkers All Great Thou Art Novus Ordo Papyrum Goo Goo G'joob (Eye am the Walrus sounds better than Eye am the Great Seal, don't you think?) Now you see the submerged gold of Paul's heart has returned to Pepperland (where the weather is currently eye see chili). Golden slumbers fill your funny paper eyes
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 9, 2016 14:14:45 GMT -5
Bill is GUILTY of a capital crime. This video illustrates what Bill did to PAUL.
(William Burroughs for the treasure, lol.)
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 9, 2016 13:24:24 GMT -5
So yeah, Bill is the replacement for the original sound. Bill is a phoney. The notes he plays are worthless...but people do his bidding nonetheless.
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 9, 2016 12:51:31 GMT -5
Geroge and Bill are a couple. Not to be too explicit, but George gives Bill head. Flipside is Bill gets his tail done by the Walrus. Amazingly, George keeps his mouth shut. If you press the Walrus to his face he merely lends his imprint to the public story; but he spouts mind blowing shit behind George's back.
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 9, 2016 11:51:41 GMT -5
Row that boat girl! (An oar'll do it) While you're busy syndicating, if your lover rows you around the moat at Maidstone, Kent they'll set off multiple fireworks displays.
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 9, 2016 9:17:56 GMT -5
I love you, BUT I have to go get mad at my best friend, get paranoid and leave me Second wife while I ring up Ol' Cyn and listen to her berate me for being the wonderful happy go lucky jolly miserable drug induced shell of a man. All of which has NOTHING to do with a little bit of (welllllll) yada yada yada, maybe if I just stop writing music I wont be haunted for not doing the right thing(s) It's a day for mouthing off.
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 9, 2016 9:15:15 GMT -5
Imagine today. The summer of mouthing off
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 8, 2016 13:03:56 GMT -5
Robbie Laws - One Blues (aka Can't Buy Me Love)
You can tell everybody this is your song...after you acquire the rights.
Got me one dollar
Got me one lonely heart
That's two thing I got
Most other things I have not
This little boy is so blue
Let me come and blow my horn for you
Ready or not
You're the one thing I ain't got
That I still want
I'm going stag with my buck, dear
Cause you ain't served me up no luck
I picked a four leaf clover
One of the leaves was missing
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 8, 2016 10:26:11 GMT -5
tupac-makaveli-vs-machiavelli Knock knock.
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 8, 2016 8:54:42 GMT -5
A soothing zig-zag cushion for your head and heart. It's only $1, dear boy. Thanks, Luv.. You're one of a Kind .
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Post by callithumpian on Jun 7, 2016 20:23:34 GMT -5
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