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Post by beatlies on Jan 30, 2007 17:38:26 GMT -5
Posted on the Miami indymedia site: miami.indymedia.org/miami.indymedia.org/news/2007/01/7464.phpOGRE TYRANT PAUL MCCARTNEY (The real person) by Invoice Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2007 at 2:38 PM Such a mean old man, such a dirty old man... There are simply no words to describe one of the biggest obscure tyrants of our days. Tyrant bad musician Paul McCartney was thrown out of a street in New York that he had illegally closed to give a "concert" and he even had to dismantle the scaffoldings he had built for those purposes. He was also thrown out of a hotel in Portugal where he wanted people staying at the same floor as his to be changed to another floor and even demanded silk sheets of a special rare brand and Champagne of another special rare brand. The Council demolished a mansion he had illegally built without the permission of the afore mentioned Council. His children have to stand in line before him, as if he was a General and them some kind of soldiers, as can be seen on the video of Linda's death. Apple Computers sued him for 5.700.000 Euros because of illegally using the Apple logo. His second wife Heather Mills says she has enough of him and his abusive ego trip and started the divorce procedures, attempting to get 300.000.000 Euros in the divorce. Heather Mills herself admitted that Paul McCartney did beat her up on several occasions. There are no words to describe this ghostly looking flat face senile ogre tyrant named Paul McCartney whom destroyed the Beatles in his RACIST and CHAUVINIST hatred towards Yoko Ono, wanted to destroy John Lennon due to the fact that Lennon was the director and founder of the Beatles, whose name he created, and destroyed Linda (as he himself admitted) to the point of taking her to cancer due to the feminine hormones she took because of the complex this OGRE had built in her. Last year this abusive non-musician was even taken to Court by a composer for stealing one of his songs. It is incredible that such ogre full of hatred and egoism as this untalented bad musician did now release a remix of the Beatles music titling it "Love" (he also keeps speaking about whales as a deceptive strategy to hide such an obscure soul full of darkness). He is so heartless that having more than 1500 million Euros in his accounts, without taking into consideration the properties he has, he only wanted to give poor Heather Mills the amount of 10 million Euros on the divorce and not only this because he fought in Court so as to give his own daughter the misery of 20 million Euros!!! This heartless monster even had the keys of his house at Cavendish Rd. St. John's Wood, changed not to allow Heather and his daughter into the house in the middle of a freezing winter. He even called the bank so that wife and daughter could not draw a penny from the account. Vile Paul McCartney even resorted to have Heather intimidated though a journalist of the Sunday Times who talked to her saying that there were two people from Liverpool with criminal records going to kill her and that she had to take precautions. McCartney did this so that Heather wouldn't reveal the abnormal practices of his and that he forced Heather to use on him. McCartney did publicly say that one of the conditions of the divorce should have been the absolute silence regarding their private lives. This is what he feared would have come to light. Due to the fact that he doesn't have the slightest knowledge of music, non-musician Paul McCartney also uses real musicians to compose and write scores for him because he can neither read nor write music, as he did with American musician Carl Davis, literally buying Carl's composed scores and using them for the "Liverpool Oratorio", making them his property. He also buys composed scores off Michael Earle of Leeds and Andrew McAllister of London, pretending they are his own scores afterwards. He used to make the life of his former wife Linda a misery just because she was a school trained pianist and could read and write music, whereas he could not. One of the reasons why Paul McCartney hated Yoko Ono was because Yoko had a soprano voice that really did cast a shadow on his non-singer voice (he and George Harrison made sure that Yoko did not show her brilliant voice nowhere along the line, severely negotiating this with John Lennon. She could only give a glimpse of her voice on the Rolling Stones' Rock and Roll Circus film). Many years back, Paul McCartney told George Harrison at the Apple offices that the newer generations coming after theirs are a bundle of idiots and useless people, but that in any way they would have also been slaves of the Beatles. McCartney is one of the biggest racist people ever. His deep racism shows in the hatred he had towards Japanese Yoko Ono, such big hatred that even caused the destruction of the Beatles. RESUMING: Paul McCartney wanted to destroy John Lennon, hated Yoko Ono, destroyed the Beatles, said George Harrison is a nothing, never called Ringo to play with him again, destroyed Linda, destroyed Heather, left his own daughter on the road in freezing winter, said all next generations are a bundle of idiots and useless people, wanted all human beings to leave the floor where he was at the hotel in Portugal...Paul McCartney DISLIKES AND HATES EVERYBODY. He only likes HIMSELF. He is a gigantic MISANTHROPIST, even though he puts on all kind of masks when in front of the Media. As said before, there are simply no words to describe one of the biggest obscure tyrants of our days, as well as one of the most untalented non-musicians ever, whose lot was making elementary bass lines on na0Š7ve songs and by ear, not having the slightest knowledge of music at all. Such a mean old man, such a dirty old man... And nobody needs you and nobody feeds you when you are 64... ...because... in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make... ...boy, you gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time... ...eight days a week... ...the continuing story of Bungalow Bill... ...'cause life's the Taxman, yeah, life's the Taxman... ...Taxman!!!... add your comments
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Post by fourthousandholes on Jan 30, 2007 18:01:03 GMT -5
Not the real person, but anyway..... I wouldn't let yoke-o sing on a Beatles album, and it would have nothing to do with racism.
And the link doesn't work (right now).
As for the other charges, I'm skeptical. There are 2 sides to every story.
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Post by JoJo on Jan 30, 2007 18:07:04 GMT -5
Which one of Heather's relatives wrote this? Yoko had a soprano voice that really did cast a shadow on his non-singer voice They gotta be kidding.. (maybe Yoko wrote this?) ..the continuing story of Bungalow Bill... Curious.. No author credited to this, except perhaps "TAXMAN". EDIT: Try this link: miami.indymedia.org/news/2007/01/7464.php
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Post by beatlies on Jan 30, 2007 18:07:21 GMT -5
Not the real person, but anyway..... I wouldn't let yoke-o sing on a Beatles album, and it would have nothing to do with racism. And the link doesn't work (right now). As for the other charges, I'm skeptical. There are 2 sides to every story. Try this: miami.indymedia.org/
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Post by fourthousandholes on Jan 30, 2007 18:15:30 GMT -5
Well clearly, these people are on drugs: "The Beatles caused the disintegration of mankind" *miami.indymedia.org/news/2005/08/2115.php"THE BEATLES AND THEIR CONSPIRACY TO BLOCK A MUSIC GENIUS" miami.indymedia.org/news/2005/03/910.php* "All of this thanks to the Beatles and their counterpart the Rolling Stones (with the exception of extraterrestrial Brian Jones, the real father of the Sixties) that opened the door for the audience to get on top of the stage…"
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Post by JoJo on Jan 30, 2007 18:43:22 GMT -5
Apple Computers sued him for 5.700.000 Euros because of illegally using the Apple logo.
It would be far more correct to say APPLE COMPUTER sued APPLE CORP., which includes Ringo and the estates of John and George. That may or may not be settled, and besides is a business matter, strictly about money.
never called Ringo to play with him again
I can tell you without a shred of doubt this is complete BS.
His deep racism shows in the hatred he had towards Japanese Yoko Ono, such big hatred that even caused the destruction of the Beatles.
Now that is FAR from a simple story, as we all know.. The really big tipping point was the Allen Klein/Eastman disagreement, regarding who would manage the group's money. That's what began the explosion of lawsuits and ill will.
Paul McCartney also uses real musicians to compose and write scores for him because he can neither read nor write music, as he did with American musician Carl Davis, literally buying Carl's composed scores and using them for the "Liverpool Oratorio", making them his property. He also buys composed scores off Michael Earle of Leeds and Andrew McAllister of London, pretending they are his own scores afterwards. He used to make the life of his former wife Linda a misery just because she was a school trained pianist and could read and write music, whereas he could not.
While much of this piece is opinion, the above might be construed as slander.. Perhaps it's true, who knows, but I hope the writer knows this for a fact?
This is crank stuff. (IMO)
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Post by JoJo on Jan 30, 2007 18:58:13 GMT -5
I remember that Ferrante character came up at TKIN a long time ago.. I never really understood his beef. If you want to do a cover version of a Beatles song, (or any song) you simply pay a fee to the copyright holder and you're good to go, as far as I understand it. Apparently he has a problem with that? I vaguely remember not being all that impressed with his version of Jude.. The second link is quite entertaining.. Yes, they need to put down the crack pipe..
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Post by TotalInformation on Jan 30, 2007 19:16:27 GMT -5
Carl Davis From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Carl Davis CBE (born October 28, 1936, New York City, United States) is an American conductor and composer who has been living in the UK since 1961.
He has made England his home and married an English actress, Jean Boht. He is a conductor with the London Philharmonic Orchestra, and regularly conducts the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra.
He has written music for over 100 television programs but is best known for creating music to accompany films that were originally silent. He has assisted in the orchestration of the symphonic works of Paul McCartney.
"Assissted," eh? Suuure.
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Post by Doc on Jan 31, 2007 0:08:27 GMT -5
I am not buying into the stuff at he indymedia site.
Yoko has a powerful upper register, and with training and practice, vocal discipline, she may very well have marshaled her sound into an impressive operatic instrument. But the only way I ever heard her use her voice was in of raw, primitive style of banshee cries. Which, given the accompaniment, and the fact of the experimental 60's, makes sense, that it was, sorry, cacophonous. Perhaps at other times she has sung in different ways. I do not know.
Brahms, Puccinni, John Williams of movie fame, most TV and movie composers, nearly all if not all Broadway composers, utilize one or two, sometimes even three orchestrators. I have written a sketch score a time or two and paid a guy to "flesh it out" according to my likes and dislikes.
That is commonplace and often necessary. Sir Paul may or may not have a full understanding of orchestral writing. He obviously played band Trumpet, and jazz as well, and I am convinced he not only read music manuscript well but also can pen his ideas if needed. He probably understands range and transposition, voicing, and contrapuntal ideas. Having an orchestrator is a time saver, and helps avoid small problems like mistakes in transpositions and the like. The orchestrator is really an expediter and a "finisher". The composer is responsible for the thematic materials, the development, the harmonic scheme, the major nuts and bolts of what makes the piece his own. The orchestrator assigns the individual players their parts making sure that the part is playable and works well with the other instruments. The orchestrator distributes the notes and in so doing, aims at striking clarity and balance of of all the ideas of the composer.
Now, if he really tried to move all those people of his floor, and some of those other mean things, well then, he just sounds like an unhappy person. I am beginning to think that is what unhappiness breeds. In order to "purge" out the unhappiness, I think sometimes people resort to imposing higher demands and disagreeable, complex requests.
As far as the Champagne and sheets? Well, the two Atlanta Ritz Carlton's regularly go out of their way to provide unusual, premium services and amenities for their guests, who represent the top 2% of the world's population financially, which is the very market that the Ritz and other hotel chains of it's calibre exist to satisfy!
Mick, Brandy, Alicia, Billy Joel, MJ, Rod, Diana, Sting, Jarreau, Collins, Chicago, Whitney Houston, and yes I think Macca have all stayed at one or the other local Ritz (if I was still employed there I could lose my job for revealing this, which is silly because it's always wriiten about in Section "A" of the local newspaper).....
They all get special things and some are quite interesting. You know, cafeteria scuttlebutt. I won't mention any of those, though........
Now, the alleged striking of future ex-wives, and the hormone stuff for Linda.......
Look, it wasn't known or understood well in the 80's about the relationship between female hormones and cancer. Funny, naturally occurring hormonal compounds in the body don't cause cancer; I tend to believe that he artificial supplements are at fault do to the fact they are inferior to what he body makes. But that's another story. He wold never have allowed it if he had had any idea; and don't we all realize he would love to see her alive again today?
Well, he will in the general resurrection. They can talk it over then. I have a feeling that that time is going to be the perfect time for having a thorough discussion about all the mysteries and scandals we see in this present age. I know that not everyone shares this belief. I hope that I am correct! (Not that knowing gives me any big shakes.) So that hopefully, when we all reconvene in the next stage of our earth school, people will say, "Oh, wow. It's actually true. Good. Well, I have to ask my mother why she always wore polka-dots." Ideally, the average questions will be deeper that that, and the answers supremely satisfying.
Speaking of supremely satisfying, I have a couple of questions for Diana Ross. (1) Why, really, did you marry Berry Gordy, and (2) why did you record "I'm Coming Out"? But I'll have to wait until judgement day to find out. And, hey, I don't mind.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 31, 2007 20:37:58 GMT -5
The last time I heard Yoko um..."sing"...it sounded like someone stepping on a cat's tail....
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Post by fourthousandholes on Jan 31, 2007 20:55:05 GMT -5
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Post by Mellow Yellow on Jan 31, 2007 22:48:04 GMT -5
I understand what you are saying Doc. I have read for many years that Sir. Paul can't read music. And that was probably true for the better part of the Beatles period, but I honestly feel that with all of his time and money, he should have definitely learned how to by now. It's not like it is THAT hard..... I could teach myself to read music in probably two weeks if I had enough time.... and if I wasn't learning that damned Japanese!
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Post by Doc on Jan 31, 2007 23:53:16 GMT -5
I rather like her voice in that range, her chest range, that particular tune carries her up only to about an alto "F#" (in that particular song.) In that range, her voice is warmer, nicely controlled. It works for me. But the cats are truly ground breaking talents. Sign 'em up. Maybe Capitol can produce their first compcat disc----er, compACT disc. Wait, there's a kool name, "The Comp Cats" ---featuring "Rap Kitty." Or, "Kitty Cent." This is where I would normally careen without brakes into an endless list or spoof. After all, I've already slid haplessly from view of the topic; why not ride the runaway roller-coaster the full run to the finish gate? Or I could leave us hanging in mid-air; a fun ride car stalled tenuously on a descent rail somewhere between loops.........(oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah....) OK I'll rescue us all from the experience of Final Destination Three. Sorry, the roller coaster is down today for repairs; try the ferris bueller wheel instead,he gets to sing in the Big Parade and gets the girl in the end. And the answer is no. I have absolutely NO idea what I'm talking about. Except that I thought Yoko was singing in earnest in that video. But just don't eat the cotton candy and AVOID (at all costs) the clowns, and especially those persons who wish to send them in.
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Post by Paul Bearer on Feb 2, 2007 19:05:10 GMT -5
I think the article may be part of a covert PR campaign on Heather's behalf.
A report from someone who met Faul and Linda personally say they seemed geniunely happy.
I think it's quite likely true that he has ghost writers that he pays off and then takes credit for the music, psrticularly in the early solo days. Even The Beatles appear to have done this on the odd occassion.
But the fact that he keeps up the pretence of being Paul to this day doesn't make him a monster.
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Post by Doc on Feb 3, 2007 0:25:30 GMT -5
I think the article may be part of a covert PR campaign on Heather's behalf. A report from someone who met Faul and Linda personally say they seemed geniunely happy. I think it's quite likely true that he has ghost writers that he pays off and then takes credit for the music, psrticularly in the early solo days. Even The Beatles appear to have done this on the odd occassion. But the fact that he keeps up the pretence of being Paul to this day doesn't make him a monster. Thank you, yes, absolutely.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Feb 5, 2007 10:45:35 GMT -5
And I've heard rumors that American Idol wants Sir Paul to "mentor" to the contestants.
My disturbing question is this...will he mentor them to sing his Silly Love Songs, or will some be directed to the real JPM music?
Will he do this to divert the attention on his negative publicity? Make him look like a nice guy?
What they call "damage control"?
I'm afraid there's been too much damage to the image of JPM....it's a tragedy that this replacement has made a sham of the image. It would be one thing if JPM himself tarnished his own image, but when someone else replaces and tarnishes...it's truly sick.
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Post by Doc on Feb 6, 2007 0:30:18 GMT -5
In the early 70's, in the Band on the Run period and beyond, McCartney has a thorough "reinvent" of his stage image and so forth, enlarging on previous efforts and introducing new ones, always innovating. The 80's period is rich in music video character development, an area I feel he excelled in. True, the youthful head shaking teeny bopper image was gone, but wouldn't that have been true had it been James Paul as well? It seems tha already by 1966 there was a maturing, a more conservative control of his energy and poise on stage, so I think it's all in how you see the progression. I imagine, if poor Paul weren't quite so dead, that he would be able to appreciate Macca's efforts in his behalf.
Although there is a moment or two that might should be overlooked......we all have those.......
Also, Macca has a lot to offer young vocal up and comers, in that he has polish and poise in the concert venue, and plenty of stamina vocal, and good sense about pacing and programming. Also, about concept and presentation. He understands how much voice to use when and where, and how to color it. This is a dying art in some circles. A lot of rock stars just scream.
All these are vital elements for the aspiring future pop stars to master.
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Post by beatlies on Feb 6, 2007 6:58:47 GMT -5
Wait a minute Doc, I thought we'd established that:
1) The "Paul McCartney" does not write and arrange his songs, those are done for him by a "JT Leroy"-like behind-the scenes committee of MI6 employees. This is true of McCartney (tm) in the 70s, 80s, 90s, through to today in 007.
2) The real James Paul McCartney had some kind of severe accident, probably in a car, in 1966, but survived. He was involved in some way in the covered-up death of NATO anti-Soviet propaganda puppet entertainer cutie Sylvie Vartan. He is still alive and is impersonating the role of Neil Aspinall, Apple head, with plastic surgery.
Anyway, that's what it looks like to me at this point, based in large part on what's being revealed at TKIN.
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Post by beatlies on Feb 6, 2007 7:09:12 GMT -5
It comes in the middle of a warped rant, but this list is interesting. Does anyone know to what he/she is referring with "Hush" "Something open air" and "one of the Salvation Army songs" ?
"The Beatles were such mediocre composers that they stole other people's songs and made it their own, sometimes only changing title and lyrics. Other times they would play other people's songs backwards and steal the melodies and harmonies thus being produced. They've been listening to other people's songs played backwards since 1967. Since then, 40% of their "compositions" have been stolen from backward-played songs. This trick was also used by "Oasis". They very well knew about this fraud of the Beatles….
George Harrison was taken to court by the "Chiffons" because of stealing one of their songs and calling it "My sweet lord".
The Beatles stole Trini Lopez's "Bamba" and called it "Twist and shouts", pretending it was their own. The Beatles stole one of the "Salvation Army" songs' and called it "Strawberry fields forever". The Beatles stole the end of the second part in "A day in the life" from "Hush". John Lennon stole a part of "Jealous guy" (..I began to lose control…) from "She's a rainbow". John Lennon stole the guitar pattern of "Dear Prudence" from the guitar pattern of "Something in the air". Paul Mc Cartney stole the bass line of "Susie Q" and used it in "Taxman" and did it again in "Rain". Stole the bass pattern of "Let's spend the night together" and used it in "Get Back" and in "I've got a feeling". Stole the bass line of "My girl" and used it in "Two of us", and so on, and on, and on, and on….. They even stole songs from their own songs. John Lennon stole the chord pattern of "You've got to hide your love away" from "I'm a loser". Stole the guitar pattern of "Dig a Pony" from the pattern in "Two of us". Stole "Merry go 'round" from "Flying". Stole the beginning of "Rocky racoon" from the beginning of "I'm a loser". George Harrison stole the chords in "Isn't it a pity" from the beginning of "Eight days a week". Stole the first bit of "Fixing a hole" from "Michelle". And so on, and on, and on, and on, and many more “ons”… "
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Feb 6, 2007 12:06:30 GMT -5
Don't forget they took the opening line from France's National Anthem for their own peace, love and music anthem "All You Need Is Love".
But you didn't realize that "This Boy" melody was the National Anthem in Tazmania.
"In My Life" was John ripping off the "Life and Times of Freddie Kowalski" the Polish pickle drinking anthem.
That Ringo, himself, admitted to being the inspiration for Spongebob Squarepants with Octupus' Garden and claimed rights to the popular cartoon character development.
Blind Fatbelly Johnson, an obscure blues singer from Alberquerkee penned the music for "Something" that George took claim to...
But the Strawberry Fields inspired Glad storage containers is one of the best tv ads...and don't forget the Target butchering of Hello Goodbye for their ads...
Oh artists borrow, and steal from each other, and plagurize (?) each other...it's been going on since vinyl was taken from wax. It will never end...
But the best idea is that JPM became a woman and appeared on the back of MMT album wearing a yellow dress. Speil Aspinall cloned himself and became JPM, Brian, Bill, Vivian Stanshell and Don Ho on his "Luau Nights" in Las Vegas...all at one time..... Well, actually, he is an alien pod who can transmutate into any life form he pleases.
It was also rumoured that Neil Aspinall replaced Bigfoot in terrorizing campers in the Pacific Northwest.
And another rumor is that Neil replaced Simon Cowell as the nasty judge on American Idol....
Oh, and that he replaced Michael Bolton, and Fabio as well, but people won't believe they would bother to replace Michael Bolton or Fabio....
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Post by fourthousandholes on Feb 6, 2007 12:38:08 GMT -5
LovelyRita wrote: "It was also rumoured that Neil Aspinall replaced Bigfoot in terrorizing campers in the Pacific Northwest."
LIES! Damnable lies! My uncle was a bigfoot, and he says no one replaced the real bigfeet. There was a Fred[/b] Aspinall who tried, but he "ran away like a little girl", according to my uncle, when the real bigfeet confronted him. I think the story may have run in the Wekly World News.
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Post by beatlies on Feb 6, 2007 15:25:29 GMT -5
But the best idea is that JPM became a woman and appeared on the back of MMT album wearing a yellow dress
He might have "become a woman," but that's not him in the yellow dress on the back of MMT. If he did, he probably didn't go "all the way" with surgery, because he's back now as the new Feil Faspinall player.
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Post by Doc on Feb 6, 2007 22:43:21 GMT -5
LovelyRita wrote: "It was also rumoured that Neil Aspinall replaced Bigfoot in terrorizing campers in the Pacific Northwest."LIES! Damnable lies! My uncle was a bigfoot, and he says no one replaced the real bigfeet. There was a Fred[/b] Aspinall who tried, but he "ran away like a little girl", according to my uncle, when the real bigfeet confronted him. I think the story may have run in the Wekly World News. [/quote] I know it, I know it, 4000. Few there be who could step in and fill those Big Shoes. Or giant thong sandals or whatever he wears.
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Post by Doc on Feb 6, 2007 23:05:21 GMT -5
Wait a minute Doc, I thought we'd established that: 1) The "Paul McCartney" does not write and arrange his songs, those are done for him by a "JT Leroy"-like behind-the scenes committee of MI6 employees. This is true of McCartney (tm) in the 70s, 80s, 90s, through to today in 007. 2) The real James Paul McCartney had some kind of severe accident, probably in a car, in 1966, but survived. He was involved in some way in the covered-up death of NATO anti-Soviet propaganda puppet entertainer cutie Sylvie Vartan. He is still alive and is impersonating the role of Neil Aspinall, Apple head, with plastic surgery. Anyway, that's what it looks like to me at this point, based in large part on what's being revealed at TKIN. Alive? Impersonating Neil? AND Apple Head? OMG!!!! I knew it. I saw Apple Head at the grocery store last week, and, as the peel was quite Paulished, I wondered if that could be James Paul in a giant, Latex prosthetic, smeared over with a lot of wax and pectin. The ears were a dead give-away. He was standing casually in the magazine aisle, trying to appear inconspicuous while scrutinizing the pulp fiction. But how could anyone not be conspicuous looking like this? Like a pear in the headlights! I snapped a quick photo with my covert Bic Ballpoint digital minicamera ---unnoticed, and ran home to begin research on the legendary figure of Apple Head. You've broken the case! All we have to do is obtain last weekend's security camera footage from the "Piggly-Wiggly Mart" at 9781 Peachtree Palisade Point in Upper Atlanta and, buddy, we're in there! Mystery solved! And they said we'd never find Carmen San Diego! But it's a perfect dichotomy, really, James Paul playing a dual role in all this. As administrator for the Beatles 'Neil Aspinall", he protects the Fruit of their Labor. As "Apple Head", he looks after the Loot of Their Label.
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Post by beatlies on Jul 3, 2007 1:06:22 GMT -5
More on the Miami indymedia site:
...the continuing story of Bungalow Bill... ...'cause life's the Taxman, yeah, life's the Taxman...
...Taxman!!!...
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The Most Hated Men in Rock
Paul McCartney barely qualified to carry John Lennon's roach clip while both toiled with a grotesquely over-rated boy band known as the Beatles, Sir Paul's true colors have reverberated loudly and horribly since Mark David Chapman put a tragic slug in Yoko's hubby. "Band on the Run" could have been written by a third grader, and McCartney's duets with alleged pedophile Michael Jackson -- and the ensuing public pissing match over Wacko Jacko's savvy purchase of the Beatles' catalogue -- cemented McCartney's legacy of poor taste and idiocy. And wasn't it great when Sir Paul, sharing the stage with Madonna at the close of the 1999 MTV Music Awards, thought Lauryn Hill was a man, referring to the artist of the year as "some guy named Lawrence Hill?" Nice one, asshole. Worst of all, who can forget the post-9/11 ode to freedom named, with typical genius, "Freedom"? Marrying a young, blonde, one-legged starf*cker twelve hours after burying your hero-philanthropist wife was a good one too, mate. Go f*ck yourself, McCartney. You deserve worse than that, but such dread is unattainable on this earth. We can only hope Satan delivers the goods to Sir Paul in Hell, where knighthoods carry no currency. While we may not agree with this ranking, the criteria for what makes a rocker "hated" is more or less spot on: have talent, use it well for a substantial period of time, then intentionally squander it for commercial riches, fame and/or forced mass appeal.
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