Trollius Q Sockpuppet II
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Post by Trollius Q Sockpuppet II on Apr 26, 2009 17:30:49 GMT -5
Actually, it was my father. And please do not call him a "nutjob"; the proper terminology is "wingnut". Thank you.
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Post by Trollius Sr on Apr 27, 2009 7:55:30 GMT -5
No, son, my sensible, funny, witty friend JS2 was making a joke. I'll tell you what it means when you're older...
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Post by Die Peetles on Apr 29, 2009 18:00:56 GMT -5
Hey dude, don't smell so bad. Take a long bath to make it better. Remember to hold in all of your farts, When we're apart, I'll write you a letter.
Hey dude, I saw you nude Don't try to fake it I saw you naked. The minute you let us glimpse at your skin, Then we'll begin to knit you a sweater.
And anytime you feel your brain, hey dude, migraine, Don't carry your head upon your shoulders. For well you know that on your stool when you're in school Try filing your chart inside your folder.
blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah
Hey dude, don't make a sound. Then surround her, and go and scare her. Remember if she is faint of heart, Then you must start resuscitation.
So push it out and push it in, hey dude, begin, You're waiting for signs of life to come back. And don't you know that it was you, hey dude, you lose, The po-lice are on their way to bust you.
dee doo dee doo dee, doo dee doo dee ... where?
Hey dude, dont feel so bad. You got ten years, but won't serve seven. Remember to hold tight onto that soap, Then you can hope to keep- Hey batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, ow!!!!
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey goodbye...
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Post by JS2 on Apr 30, 2009 6:45:48 GMT -5
What the...?
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Post by Smokey Bear on May 3, 2009 19:06:27 GMT -5
...of course I $#!+ in the woods! How can anyone ask such a stupid question!
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize we were being posted into some forum. Uh, now that I'm here, might as well get some stuff off my massive hairy chest.
My nephew Grizzly says to stop teasing him with trash cans full of food, shooting at him when he succumbs to his hunger.
My cousing Panda at the local zoo says you stupid people should stop jumping into his living quarters. He says he's not a teddy bear and will kill you.
My friend Polar says to stop snapping his picture. He says he likes it warmer, and is sick of all the ice already!
My brother Kodiak says he is not related to the Eastmans, though everyone assumes this. And he will not take a picture of Polar either.
Please bear with me, only a few more grievances to go....
My homies Yogi and Boo Boo say f@%$ da hunters!
My buddy Chicago says he's not a windbag. It's a bunch of bull!
My comrade Russian says you lazy Americans will experience a collapse of your capitalistic democratic system without a single gunshot from the East - your imperialistic body has been gutted from within, to become a corpse for the rest of the world to shake their collective fist at.
That's all. Please don't kill the messenger. And remember, only you can present florist wires...
Pure Smokey
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Post by lions tigers and bears on May 4, 2009 8:47:12 GMT -5
...of course I $#!+ in the woods! How can anyone ask such a stupid question! Oh, sorry, I didn't realize we were being posted into some forum. Uh, now that I'm here, might as well get some stuff off my massive hairy chest. My nephew Grizzly says to stop teasing him with trash cans full of food, shooting at him when he succumbs to his hunger. My cousing Panda at the local zoo says you stupid people should stop jumping into his living quarters. He says he's not a teddy bear and will kill you. My friend Polar says to stop snapping his picture. He says he likes it warmer, and is sick of all the ice already! My brother Kodiak says he is not related to the Eastmans, though everyone assumes this. And he will not take a picture of Polar either. Please bear with me, only a few more grievances to go.... My homies Yogi and Boo Boo say f@%$ da hunters! My buddy Chicago says he's not a windbag. It's a bunch of bull! My comrade Russian says you lazy Americans will experience a collapse of your capitalistic democratic system without a single gunshot from the East - your imperialistic body has been gutted from within, to become a corpse for the rest of the world to shake their collective fist at. That's all. Please don't kill the messenger. And remember, only you can present florist wires... Pure Smokey OH MY! Of the Bear Clan?
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Post by B on May 4, 2009 9:18:12 GMT -5
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Post by P(D)enny La(i)ne on May 4, 2009 10:44:51 GMT -5
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Post by Mark E Desaad on May 4, 2009 13:48:47 GMT -5
That was disappointing. Seems to be a man in a gorilla suit play-rasslin' with a trained bear. I think a real gorilla and a wild bear would make for a much bloodier mess! ;D
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Post by P(D)enny La(i)ne on May 4, 2009 13:53:52 GMT -5
That was disappointing. Seems to be a man in a gorilla suit play-rasslin' with a trained bear. I think a real gorilla and a wild bear would make for a much bloodier mess! ;D That is precisely what makes it so tremendously awesome.
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Post by Doc on May 4, 2009 16:55:46 GMT -5
...of course I $#!+ in the woods! How can anyone ask such a stupid question! Oh, sorry, I didn't realize we were being posted into some forum. Uh, now that I'm here, might as well get some stuff off my massive hairy chest. My nephew Grizzly says to stop teasing him with trash cans full of food, shooting at him when he succumbs to his hunger. My cousing Panda at the local zoo says you stupid people should stop jumping into his living quarters. He says he's not a teddy bear and will kill you. My friend Polar says to stop snapping his picture. He says he likes it warmer, and is sick of all the ice already! My brother Kodiak says he is not related to the Eastmans, though everyone assumes this. And he will not take a picture of Polar either. Please bear with me, only a few more grievances to go.... My homies Yogi and Boo Boo say f@%$ da hunters! My buddy Chicago says he's not a windbag. It's a bunch of bull! My comrade Russian says you lazy Americans will experience a collapse of your capitalistic democratic system without a single gunshot from the East - your imperialistic body has been gutted from within, to become a corpse for the rest of the world to shake their collective fist at. That's all. Please don't kill the messenger. And remember, only you can present florist wires... Pure Smokey Oh, hi! Dancing Bear says Hello! Oh, and yea, I was at a great party with Camem Bear last week. What a spread!
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Post by Smokin Bear on May 4, 2009 17:09:07 GMT -5
Oh, hi! Dancing Bear says Hello! Oh, and yea, I was at a great party with Camem Bear last week. What a spread! Yowsa! Send that she-bear my way!
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