Post by ph0neyprophet on Jan 27, 2010 5:10:25 GMT -5
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The ritual is opened in the traditional way if there are multiple persons present. See The Satanic Bible. It's not easy, and the ritual takes a few hours. You will need a cold room that has not received sunlight for three days, and you'll need a parchment of plain paper that also has been in total darkness for three days.
You'll also need a pentagram drawn on the floor, in order to protect yourself, and you must stand inside it from beginning to end. Treading outside of it will make any mistake permanent, and you are likely to make at least some mistakes.
Keep the air heavy with incense (whichever ones you like most), and do the ritual alone, otherwise your concentration will stray (and you may get embarrassed). Taking a vial of goat's blood (NOT sheep's blood, ever!), scatter drops within the pentagram, but not outside it, and not on your feet. After the scattering you must not tread on the blood, otherwise you will carry it with you outside the pentagram.
"Devil Worshippers" by Vexen Crabtree (1999) Etc etc etc, blah blah blah, bullshit bullshit bullshit. The previous three paragraphs are what I call "a dark sense of humour". This is the answer that Devil Worshippers enjoy. B-movie media exaggerated crap combined with Medieval Christian paranoia about non-Christian practices. Doing the above is not only stupid, it is pathetic... unless you make money from it, in which case use ketchup and tell them it's blood, and release a book admitting your deception. Amazing Randi is amazing.
On a similar note also see the Ritual to ensure cooperation, devised by Magister Michael Rose of the Church of Satan. The ritual will ensure those who would otherwise shun you cooperate with your simple, legal request. Visit the Church of Satan website for the rest of his essays under theory/practice.
The next two answers are not taking-the-piss answers to the oft asked question, "how can I sell my soul to the devil?..."
DOES THE BOLD PART SOUND FIMILIAR?
ROTTEN APPLE "JUST A GOOD,UH REPLICA?"
It's becoming humorous watching you guys post these pointless pictures of objects we never heard of, or mirroring images thinking the beatles "knew" about that
The ritual is opened in the traditional way if there are multiple persons present. See The Satanic Bible. It's not easy, and the ritual takes a few hours. You will need a cold room that has not received sunlight for three days, and you'll need a parchment of plain paper that also has been in total darkness for three days.
You'll also need a pentagram drawn on the floor, in order to protect yourself, and you must stand inside it from beginning to end. Treading outside of it will make any mistake permanent, and you are likely to make at least some mistakes.
Keep the air heavy with incense (whichever ones you like most), and do the ritual alone, otherwise your concentration will stray (and you may get embarrassed). Taking a vial of goat's blood (NOT sheep's blood, ever!), scatter drops within the pentagram, but not outside it, and not on your feet. After the scattering you must not tread on the blood, otherwise you will carry it with you outside the pentagram.
"Devil Worshippers" by Vexen Crabtree (1999) Etc etc etc, blah blah blah, bullshit bullshit bullshit. The previous three paragraphs are what I call "a dark sense of humour". This is the answer that Devil Worshippers enjoy. B-movie media exaggerated crap combined with Medieval Christian paranoia about non-Christian practices. Doing the above is not only stupid, it is pathetic... unless you make money from it, in which case use ketchup and tell them it's blood, and release a book admitting your deception. Amazing Randi is amazing.
On a similar note also see the Ritual to ensure cooperation, devised by Magister Michael Rose of the Church of Satan. The ritual will ensure those who would otherwise shun you cooperate with your simple, legal request. Visit the Church of Satan website for the rest of his essays under theory/practice.
The next two answers are not taking-the-piss answers to the oft asked question, "how can I sell my soul to the devil?..."
DOES THE BOLD PART SOUND FIMILIAR?
ROTTEN APPLE "JUST A GOOD,UH REPLICA?"
It's becoming humorous watching you guys post these pointless pictures of objects we never heard of, or mirroring images thinking the beatles "knew" about that
