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Post by LOVELYRITA on Oct 20, 2011 18:56:08 GMT -5
Occasionally I utter some babblings about the descension of American Culture into a sea of wasted "reality" shows. How many dozens of singing competitions do we really need? Do we really have that many talented unknown singers in the US??? I laugh when I hear those names of people considered "stars" that are supposedly competing in a dance program... I also consider how many cooking competitions there are and somehow in the sea of reality....it all becomes a blur..... When someone named "Snooki" is more famous than those people supposedly running for President...we are in seriously bad shape! I have to wonder if there is a Planet "X" headed this way, they may not suck up the people of the US...the "intelligence" on other planets may think the damage has already been done on this part of the globe...if there really is "intelligent" life on other planets...would they really want to abduct people like the parents of "Balloon Boy", Kate Gosselin, "Octomom", Snooki, Justin Bieber, the entire cast of "Glee", Miley Cyrus, Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Michael Bolton, Wayne Newton, David Hasselhoff, and anyone who appeared on "The Hills" ? Seriously, the damage has been done....I think there's a giant red flag hanging over Earth where no aliens come here, unless they stop to let their kids go to the toilet, and perhaps experiment on some fast food.... Hmmmm...something to chew on.... ;D Love to all..... rita....
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Post by B on Oct 27, 2011 21:55:49 GMT -5
Nobody takes those presidential contenders seriously. At least the next top chef has some talent!
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Nov 6, 2011 12:54:03 GMT -5
How about dancing with the next top Windbag...I mean...candidate....let them dance...off a short pier....
Shooting with the stars Cooking with the dancing fools The next top Model/Chef/Designer The Next Big Thing...and the key here is to discover what that "thing" will be....
Dancing With the Elvis Impersonators
Eating what the Next Top Chefs are Cooking
Whatever....reality has become something of an oddity, as to what "reality" are we referring? To our own, or what some collective body of "thinkers" have cooked up for us???
Maybe somebody out there, and I do mean "OUT THERE" wish to watch Snooki and Charlie dance to the music of Justin Bieber....but hopefully this can happen on Dec. 21, 2012 when the mother ship abducts these three and perform some galactic experience on some other planet....
Rather than starting yet another thread on my rants about our so called "culture" which looks more like idiots gone wild....I'll just continue my rant.
When you are just channel surfing, and not even trying to "tune in" to one of these monstrocities, I shudder to think that an army of people who themselves "Beliebers" following the "talent" of yet another girly boy heartthrob and getting upset at this "paternity" case...
And then for the short lived wedded bliss of a fame ho who shall remain nameless, the world awaits to find out what happened.....must we?
If we wish to hear of the secrets of a long marriage, don't look to "reality" stars. Not that "we" is aimed at anyone in particular here, or Letter B, who is the only one who responds to my rants....LOLOL......
But I turn on the tv just to see what's being flung at people and I cringe to think of how many of these idiots are "role models"...if that is the case, we are a sorry people to look to synthetic icons as a "role model".
Is it little wonder that it's the end of the world as we know it???
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Post by B on Nov 7, 2011 1:38:31 GMT -5
WELL, this can only mean one thing (or not): Rita and I are destined to be this year's celebrity geezer comediennes! (I, of course, would be a comediAN, but I defer to the old lady in this sitcomnation.) And I'll deny paternity for eternity! But we can be married, and then divorced just as quickly as that Dim Carkrashian. And since we'll be the only ones old enough to get our jokes, no one will care that we suck. I'll toast Rita with a Tastykake, some Aquafracka, and some Charmin, and she can return the favor next time we have a snow storm in October. Kapich-ulate? I didn't think so. You're right on time!
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Post by unclejoe on Nov 7, 2011 1:53:57 GMT -5
end of the world? erm, well, about that lol ;D just to be funny i'll even dress up for the occasion to be extra funny
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Nov 8, 2011 20:26:33 GMT -5
And I know you'll light some smokes with your handy Made-in-PA Zippo lighter....munch on some marshmallow peeps, Hershey Kisses, Benzels Bretzels (Made in Altoona) and plan the trip to the town in Pennsylvania that ceased to be because it's burning underground...and the name escapes me...We'll travel to the Grand Canyon of Pennsylvania, and stop by the musical rocks and perform the entire Beatle Catalog...the White Album will be a challenge, but we'll persevere until we end up in Amish Country and much down Shoofly pies, half moon pies, and all you can eat Amish homestyle cooking. And I hear tell that the motel made completely of rennovated caboose cars at nearby Strasburg...it will be a fun time.
We'll stop at Polkafest where they advertised a Polka Version of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Pennsylvania has lots to offer, although we missed all of the haunted caves in PA...but perhaps the Turkey Fest over Thanksgiving weekend will keep you stuffed longer than the turkeys...
The old geezer celeb wedding, perhaps DOC will fly north to perform the services....and then perform on piano for us at the reception. There will be a Paul Mc Cartney impersonator, as well as mimes, clowns and jugglers....Then go to Vegas for a quickie divorce...and then celebrate by going to the "Love" show.....
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Post by B on Nov 8, 2011 21:02:05 GMT -5
Sounds like a plan! But I think we should move to Centralia just to show 'em that we're not a-scared! By the way, I hope to be meeting fellow PA-er "Seeing UFOs Pa" this week, so she probably can arrange for the aliens to be there for our wedding and divorce. In fact, they could fly us to Vegas in one of their ships. (I've mentally telepathed the request.) Look out world! Here we come: the new Burns and Allen. The new Nichols and May. The new Homer and Jethro. Yep. The young'uns won't have a clue. "Homer? Isn't he on The Simpsons?" "The man ain't got no culture!" to quote some other geezer from way back. I forgot about the musical rocks (near Reading), and I've never seen them, and always wanted to, so let's do it! We can play "Mary had a little Lamb", 'cause that's a Beatles song, hainna? I know one of them flop tops done it. Ah, the joys of Pennsylvania. Those "foreigners" don't know what they're missing. I'll bring the Yeugnling. [glow=orange,2,300]calling DOC Robert![/glow] Please pick up the white phone at the courtesy desk They're playing our song! ObLaDiObLaDa .............................................. Yellow Submarine (The Beatles, 1966) - Series 10 www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJPLys4bYIc ......... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Heeqt-T-HWU
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Post by B on Nov 8, 2011 22:44:11 GMT -5
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Nov 10, 2011 19:55:32 GMT -5
Duggars are part of a cult. One time I caught one of the episodes...and they showed their friends....other couples where the women wear long dresses, sport holy mullets and have tons of kids. They camped around the verses "Be fruitful and multiply"...but that applied to Adam and Eve, no other folks around, and Noah after the flood... I don't understand, she barely survived the last pregnancy and the last baby was really premature...dangerously too soon...Just a very disturbing oddity.... But then..you have "Sister Wives" and how many wives with that ape man.... I think the next show should be "How Many Mother In Laws? " How frightening....more devastating than the latest news from "Happy Valley".... Whatever we decide to do in our PA Road Trip....we are bypassing State College...sorry no way do I want to go near that place. We can travel on The Lincoln Highway and pass the house that is a giant shoe....Ed's Elephant Museum.....and Gettysburg...we can have our picture taken with an Abe Lincoln impersonator....we can have him give us his Gettysburg Address.... There's a place called gravity hill, where you can roll a ball uphill.... Oh the wonders of PA.....
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Post by B on Nov 10, 2011 22:04:21 GMT -5
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Post by B on Nov 15, 2011 17:53:09 GMT -5
Boycotts against Kardashian gain steam Haters Launch Petition to Take the Kardashians Off Televisiontv.yahoo.com/news/haters-launch-petition-kardashians-off-television-201057045.html?nc"...they want the reality clan off of television for good! "In a grass roots effort, we have collected [thousands of] signatures for a petition asking E! Entertainment to remove the Kardashian suite of shows from their programming," petition organizer Cyndy Snider said in a statement. "We feel that these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption. " (more at link)
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Post by iameye on Nov 15, 2011 21:46:44 GMT -5
chef 1826, "head cook," from Fr. chef, short for chef de cuisine, lit. "head of the kitchen," from O.Fr. chief "leader, ruler, head" (see chief). chief c.1300 (n. and adj.), from O.Fr. chief "leader, ruler, head" of something, "capital city" (10c., Mod.Fr. chef), from L.L. capum, from L. caput "head," also "leader, chief, person, summit, capital city" (cf. Sp., Port. cabo, It. capo; see head). Skt. kaput-, L. caput "head" This is your Time, this is your Day. see, Dylan was correct interviewer: May I ask who you made the Bargain with? Dylan: With the Chief, the Chief Commander Hey Bobby, now is the fun part. I get to COLLECT on the bargain, just like you did! lol
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Nov 22, 2011 18:05:11 GMT -5
Boycotts against Kardashian gain steam Haters Launch Petition to Take the Kardashians Off Televisiontv.yahoo.com/news/haters-launch-petition-kardashians-off-television-201057045.html?nc"...they want the reality clan off of television for good! "In a grass roots effort, we have collected [thousands of] signatures for a petition asking E! Entertainment to remove the Kardashian suite of shows from their programming," petition organizer Cyndy Snider said in a statement. "We feel that these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption. " (more at link) That just about sums up all the programming on E! So just eliminate the entire network! I say that calls for a National Proclammation....headed by a landmark event of high-profile reality stars who want to have more attention than the Kardashians, such as: Kate Gosselin Octomom Balloon Boy's father Paris Hilton Snooki Niecy Nash The Duggars and all 39 kids....(We'll include the next 19 they plan on having after "#20) They plan on adopting Octomom's kids as well as five of the six sextuplets of the Gosselins.... Anyone who has appeared on Toddlers and Tiaras, Extreme Couponing, Extreme Hoarding, The Hairy Godmother, Skippy The Giant Dwarf and Zulu Queen of the Idiot People BTW the reason that Letter B will not go near State College, PA is that he is a dead ringer for Joe Paterno.....IN fact, several colleagues thought he was Foe Faterno, the replacement....who also appeared in the Wal-Mart Production of "Beatlemania"...as "Ringo"....without the glasses! After crowning the new Dancing Star....there will be a "Dancing with the Has-Beens" This is what they do since not having "Fantasy Island" or "Loveboat" !! And NO, Letter B is NOT going to be competing on "Dancing with the Has Beens"! He'll be appearing on Cable Access station called "Dancing With the Joe Paterno Look a Likes".
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Post by B on Nov 22, 2011 21:02:07 GMT -5
Yep. That was me on the Wheaties box. See where it says " B-vitamins:" ?
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Post by B on Nov 25, 2011 15:48:40 GMT -5
" How the stars spent ThanksgivingKim Kardashian teams up with Jennifer Love Hewitt to feed the homeless and encounters a screen legend." who was homeless? (and it wasn't Gavin MacLeod!)"Jennifer Love Hewitt, Blair Underwood, and others feed the homeless in downtown Los Angeles" coming up next...Taylor Swift brings famous pal on stage TRENDING NOW01 Angelina Jolie 02 Kim & Kourtney T… 03 Michael Vick 04 Rahm Emanuel 05 Laptops Bono takes your questions On World AIDS Day, a special panel including Bono, Pres. Clinton, Pres. Bush and Alicia Keys will answer your AIDS/HIV questions. Ask now at www.youtube.com/theonecampaign. Now there's a line-up!
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Nov 29, 2011 20:04:25 GMT -5
Jennifer Love Hewitt, now there's a celeb I would love to send into space....along with Justin Bieber...he replaced Miley Cyrus...she's suffered enough, as well as the public....
Also would love to see politicians space program as well....
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Post by iameye on Nov 30, 2011 9:57:15 GMT -5
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 4, 2011 19:30:15 GMT -5
How about Dancing with the Replacement Stars? Dancing with the Dopplegangers? Beyond sending them to the Love Boat or Fantasy Island.
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Post by B on Dec 5, 2011 4:45:56 GMT -5
Dancing with the 'Droids ;D
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 5, 2011 20:44:17 GMT -5
Dancing with the DUDS.
I think people are fascinated with watching people make fools out of themselves on these "reality" shows rather than the "next big thing". Something about watching the American Idol TRYOUTS more fascinating than the mutant top 10....What's even more entertaining when they tank and have a befuddled look on their faces when the judges tell them they are not what they are looking for, or they really aren't good singers....etc.
Meanwhile....Letter B is planning a Revolutionary War Era Mystery Tour around Pennsylvania. Including highlights of the "Whiskey Rebellion" Re Enactment....and Washington crossing the Delaware.....He would have done the "Boston Tea Party"...but it wouldn't make sense since it didn't happen in PA.....
Letter B also is an avid Abe Lincoln impersonator....with some special theatrical makeup, he looks so much like Abe....HONEST!
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Post by B on Dec 6, 2011 15:27:45 GMT -5
Bring back The Gong Show! Everyone who comes on the tour gets a frack free glass of "grapefruit juice"! B holds a glass of 'juice'.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 8, 2011 20:33:39 GMT -5
And what is the significance of "juice".....was it grown in the first domed citrus grove in Northeastern PA???
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Post by B on Dec 9, 2011 4:38:40 GMT -5
It was brewed underground by Frack You gas drillers (llc). The EPA says it's just fine, so who am I to argue?
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 9, 2011 21:01:46 GMT -5
Was it brewed underground in that town that is burning? Centralia???
Aaah, it flowed from the rocks that flowed through the cesspools...Swill....
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Post by B on Dec 10, 2011 11:44:44 GMT -5
Be sure to sample the special seasonal Egg Smog variety just for the holi daze!
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