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Post by Doc on Dec 9, 2005 8:10:25 GMT -5
Those last two posts are very interesting. They're also disgusting. You want me to unzip my Purpleness and expose the real me...and you think face transplants are disgusting? Hey if I wore rubble ears, could I pass as Barney Rubble? Well, I wasn't suggesting that if you did "unzip", oh, Barney the Dinosaur, that you would reveal anything particularly scary or frightening. I mean, there's nothing horrific to reveal. Just more purple, lotsa purple. I think you are purple on the outside, purple on the inside, purple to the bone, all the way, deep. You just purple, period. I hope that ain't too insulting. You like, a gigantic grape, or plum, or blueberry. Well, not sayin' you're a fruit or nothin' like that. You're purple, OK? Purple, purple, purple. Nobody can get passed that. Aside from whatever attributes you may be squeamish about havin' or showin', nobody would see nothin' 'cause they look up at you and all they see is a big ol' periwinkle critter in styrofoam tights, OK? You're Barney. Barney ain't got no parts if you know what I mean. Forgetabout it. You're a synthetic dinosaur. Hey, how do you eat lunch in that thing?
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Post by eyesbleed on Dec 9, 2005 8:23:16 GMT -5
I'll bet passing lunch presents another problem...
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Post by SMA2 on Dec 9, 2005 12:47:20 GMT -5
I love you guys !!! Maccenstein !!!! What a HOOT !!!
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Post by Flaming Guy on Dec 9, 2005 17:12:57 GMT -5
You like, a gigantic grape, or plum, or blueberry. Well, not sayin' you're a fruit or nothin' like that. What's wrong with fruits?
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Post by Barney on Dec 10, 2005 22:18:28 GMT -5
Eating lunch, passing lunch. You Beatle people don't know anything about me, do you? I never let any messy food-like stuff near my gleaming white teeth. And some of the more observant of you have noticed that I am anatomically "incorrect" - this is quite a blessing as I don't have any of those sinful urges nor do I need to expel any bodily wastes. My secret? I have a patch on my belly I call my "sea of green". Through this area I absorb and excrete any nutrients and wastes. Kind of like what an amoeba does. For instance, today I wiped a pizza with pepperoni on my belly for lunch, and when I went for a "powder" a couple of hours later I just wiped off the greasy sweat that started appearing. My green patch is very stain-proof and quite porous. Kinda neat, huh? DoctorRobert, you're right that I am purple through and through. But when you call me synthetic, it really hurts my feelings. What kind of "doctor" are you anyway? A dentist? Little Engine, I never wear clothes, so if you see me at all, you are seeing me in the buff, baby! BooHoo, sorry about your banning. But you are missing nothing at TKIN!. The "King" is not only naked, but he has gone insane. There are many other places on the internet where you can waste all your time! Speaking of wasting time, I better get going. Sincerely, Barney
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Post by Doc on Dec 11, 2005 0:23:31 GMT -5
Eating lunch, passing lunch. You Beatle people don't know anything about me, do you? I never let any messy food-like stuff near my gleaming white teeth. And some of the more observant of you have noticed that I am anatomically "incorrect" - this is quite a blessing as I don't have any of those sinful urges nor do I need to expel any bodily wastes. My secret? I have a patch on my belly I call my "sea of green". Through this area I absorb and excrete any nutrients and wastes. Kind of like what an amoeba does. For instance, today I wiped a pizza with pepperoni on my belly for lunch, and when I went for a "powder" a couple of hours later I just wiped off the greasy sweat that started appearing. My green patch is very stain-proof and quite porous. Kinda neat, huh? DoctorRobert, you're right that I am purple through and through. But when you call me synthetic, it really hurts my feelings. What kind of "doctor" are you anyway? A dentist? Little Engine, I never wear clothes, so if you see me at all, you are seeing me in the buff, baby! BooHoo, sorry about your banning. But you are missing nothing at TKIN!. The "King" is not only naked, but he has gone insane. There are many other places on the internet where you can waste all your time! Speaking of wasting time, I better get going. Sincerely, Barney Fascinating. I love knowing that some of nature's magnificent creatures have a "wipe-and-go" existence. You would fare well as a model of a modern corporate employee. Fewer breaks and less square footage dedicated to physical maintenance. Less demands on the sewer system. 10 minute lunch breaks. Voila. As far as wasting time, nobody does it better than me, but I don't want to give away all my techniques without a getting a patent first. But that can wait. Well, what kind of a doctor am I? Well, my credentials are pretty fishy, so, I guess you might call me an oral sturgeon. I erred, Barn old bud', when I said you were synthetic. Maybe on the outside, (it's the cross stitching that gives it away), but you're a real fine purple-blooded chap on the inside, through and through! Yes, SunKing appears to be in the insane category now. Is he out of his meds? He might ought to avoid air travel, i.e., especially airports for now...... (wasn't that some scary stuff?) Well, cheerio. ;D
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Post by lili on Dec 11, 2005 13:27:12 GMT -5
Who knows what happened to SK ? He sure isn't telling anyone. Doctor Robert, what happened at the airport ?
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Post by LovelyRitaMeterMaid on Dec 11, 2005 19:38:13 GMT -5
I think there's more to the Barney the Purple Dinosaur's part in Faul's life. Barney was there while Bill was recuperating from his facial transplant. Barney was the inspiration with the band being called "Deep Purple". He was the inspiration to the beginning riff on Smoke On The Water. It was also known that Barney was also pictured on The Sgt. Pepper's Album, but they removed him, because nobody knew who he was at the time and the Purple dinosaur thing, would have been attributed to LSD. Barney was also in India learning under the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and TM. Barney got around before he had his own program. Faul used his influence to get a children's program for Barney. And for the record, Barney also dated Dino from the Flintstones.
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Post by LovelyRitaMeterMaid on Dec 11, 2005 19:58:59 GMT -5
The song was titled "I Am The Walrus", but did you know that John had another character before the Walrus. IT was called "I am The Purple Dinosaur".... I am big, and you see purple and green, and we are not all together See how I sing "I love You, And You Love me" see all the gore I'm crying (backwards it sounds like They Took Bill and gave him a new face)
Sitting with Baby Bop, waiting for a wagon to come We can't find our way back from the farm, can you find me? I'm crying (THen backwards it sounds like, "He's got the big floppy ears, and they are not really his")
Walking down the candy drop lane, looking for my feet to carry me to lollypop land If the man don't get me soon, I'll be flying high over the moon I'm crying (Then backwards it sounds like "What is this big purple thing in my bed?")
Playing games with my friends in the garden, I can see them laughing at me Is it my voice, or is it the color of my skin, wondering what did we do to him
(Some strange sounds and then you hear what sounds like "They took Paul far away, and gave us this monster man.)
Then you hear it fade saying "Barney Buried Paul".
So I guess Barney was there. He knew it all.....
Okay, I've had enough purple fun.
Back to Frankenface starring Sir Paul Mc Facefiller, Richard Starkey as the mysterious Arab, and Victor Spinetti.
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Post by Passerby on Dec 11, 2005 21:53:06 GMT -5
Back to Frankenface starring Sir Paul Mc Facefiller, Richard Starkey as the mysterious Arab, and Victor Spinetti. Who said Richard Starkey was the mysterious arab?
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Post by Doc on Dec 12, 2005 2:25:18 GMT -5
I think there's more to the Barney the Purple Dinosaur's part in Faul's life. Barney was there while Bill was recuperating from his facial transplant. Barney was the inspiration with the band being called "Deep Purple". He was the inspiration to the beginning riff on Smoke On The Water. It was also known that Barney was also pictured on The Sgt. Pepper's Album, but they removed him, because nobody knew who he was at the time and the Purple dinosaur thing, would have been attributed to LSD. Barney was also in India learning under the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and TM. Barney got around before he had his own program. Faul used his influence to get a children's program for Barney. And for the record, Barney also dated Dino from the Flintstones. Is that why Dino sore?
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Post by lili on Dec 12, 2005 12:33:05 GMT -5
Doc, oooooh that was bad Lovely Rita, that was a truly wonderful rendition. I applaud you, my dear ;D
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 13, 2005 23:28:22 GMT -5
Are we implying that Barney is gay? Sorry to insult any prehistoric reptiles depicted in stupid children's program in the color of purple. Maybe there's something about puppet people and purple...TInky Winky..of the Fab Four...Teletubbies....
FYI Barney was part of the Royal British Air Force.....'The Royal Purple Flying Reptilian Corp' a top secret operation.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 13, 2005 23:34:15 GMT -5
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Post by beatlies on Dec 14, 2005 1:47:51 GMT -5
The President-Impostering Bush's dog is a black terrier named "Barney." Connections to the Tyrantosaurkrautus Rex (King Tyrant) purple dinosaur child-eater that was invented in DALLAS by a Texas woman, or to Brian Epstein CIA imposter Don Knotts who played a police character named Barney?
The Texas child-eating terrible lizard was originally red, so there's a typically bushonistic Satan link here --"red dragon" = a name for the antichrist = "reagan."
The second Bush dog, also black, is named "beazley" (German SSpelling!) supposedly by the Bush twin experiment Barbar(ic) and Jenna(ocide) yet the informed should recognize this right away as a Nick'sname for Beelzebub the Lord of the Flies that is Satan ... There's even a well-known short story about this titled "Thus I refute Beelzy" that you can find on the web.
Official website of the Bush dogs (Barney has been filmed in an escape attempt with Bush chasing him). George Walker(ie) Bush has a history of torturing and killing frogs according to a friend of his who was with him at that time.
[ftp]http://bushybarney.tripod.com/[/ftp]
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Post by beatlies on Dec 14, 2005 3:01:12 GMT -5
From the Wikipedia site ---they named another of their black dogs "Clinton"! Is there anything they do that isn't full of smirking, vicious hatred?
Miss Beazley (dog) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Jump to: navigation, search Miss Beazley at playMiss Beazley (born October 28, 2004), is a dog (Scottish Terrier) owned by U.S. President George W. Bush and First Lady Laura Bush. According to the White House website, the Bush family has nicknamed her "Beazley Weazley". Her mother is named "Bethz", her father "Clinton".
[edit] See also Barney [edit] External link Miss Beazley's official site
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Post by Doc on Dec 14, 2005 6:23:49 GMT -5
From the Wikipedia site ---they named another of their black dogs "Clinton"! Is there anything they do that isn't full of smirking, vicious hatred? Miss Beazley (dog) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Jump to: navigation, search Miss Beazley at playMiss Beazley (born October 28, 2004), is a dog (Scottish Terrier) owned by U.S. President George W. Bush and First Lady Laura Bush. According to the White House website, the Bush family has nicknamed her "Beazley Weazley". Her mother is named "Bethz", her father "Clinton". [edit] See also Barney [edit] External link Miss Beazley's official site This dog-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. If this is a dog-breed article, see some suggestions for information to add. And I always wondered why the good people of New York changed the name of one of it's seamier neighborhoods, on the maps as well I might add!, to "Clinton"! It's old name? "The Tenderloin District". I bet that chafes Hillary's midriff like a cheap ten dollar girdle.
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Post by beatlies on Dec 14, 2005 6:46:43 GMT -5
Its name was not "The Tenderloin District" it was "Hell's Kitchen," formerly a poor, crime-ridden neighborhood. Maybe you're thinking of San Francisco. Bush cruelty against animals (warning symptom of a psychopath) --- www.voxfux.com/archives/00000081.htm
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Post by Doc on Dec 14, 2005 6:56:35 GMT -5
Its name was not "The Tenderloin District" it was "Hell's Kitchen," formerly a poor, mostly Irish neighborhood when it was named. Maybe you're thinking of San Francisco. Of course I was. Thanks for the mention. Yes--Hell's Kitchen is in NYC, Tenderloin in San Francisco. And I don't know if the name change to "Clinton" had anything to do with the former president. It's like in the mid-upper 40's and west of Broadway, is that right? Not far from the restaurant Alley a la "Joe Allen's" etc...
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Post by lili on Dec 14, 2005 10:25:28 GMT -5
Dubyah is a SCARY man. Even scarier than Barney the supposed to be red, now purple dinosaur.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 14, 2005 18:46:28 GMT -5
Torture frogs? I read that Aliestar Crowley, among other things he liked to torment was frogs...is this some satanist/illuminist practice?
Barney the dinosaur...a metaphor for Barney, the Brian replacement , Knotts?
Interesting
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Post by lili on Dec 15, 2005 11:36:38 GMT -5
I still can't see Don Knotts as the Brian replacement. 1st off, he doesn't look anything like the photos of the replacement that I've seen
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Post by eyesbleed on Dec 15, 2005 19:47:29 GMT -5
I still can't see Don Knotts as the Brian replacement. 1st off, he doesn't look anything like the photos of the replacement that I've seen No... I can't see it either, & I don't plan on wasting any time tryin' to see it. I think somebody's just tryin' to see how big of a turd they can throw out there & people still grab on to it. Luckily for me, I've only had very minimal Barney exposure. The young'un I watch a few night a week was more into Scooby Doo when she was younger. We watched lots of Scooby dvd's. Now she's almost 6 & is totally into Barbie, so she's out of the barney danger zone now.... that's a relief!
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 15, 2005 21:25:26 GMT -5
We've driven Barney into the ground, let's pick on Spongebob.....WHy not replace Spongebob with a Walrus?
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 15, 2005 21:26:35 GMT -5
It just hit me....WalrusFaul Stinkypants?
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