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Post by joseph on Jul 7, 2023 18:09:02 GMT -5
Out of the blue Arnold Schwarzenegger comes to me. I actually get the movie franchise better now. You've got some future imagined where you rule the world and you say, "how do we get there?" Well you kill people and you replace them with people you've tortured or convinced into being the imposters. There's a lot of money and power to be had out of it.
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Post by ekauqodielak on Jul 7, 2023 19:36:54 GMT -5
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Post by joseph on Jul 13, 2023 11:00:15 GMT -5
I think I can get an aspiring rapper to pay for his own "cloning"
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Post by joseph on Jul 20, 2023 22:38:21 GMT -5
Thanks to bandi for making me look into Katt Williams again. He's gone sometime after his Washington DC special in May 2008. The likelihood of him seeing a black President is small given the other black comedians disappearances before Obama was elected
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Post by joseph on Jul 25, 2023 5:32:33 GMT -5
I don't know whether I underestimated them or overestimated them, "Don't misunderestimate me," said George W Bush. I think I've found a valid usage for the word.
There was I thinking, "This is it!" I thought they had blagged a 13 year old girl by putting an imposter in place of her dad and succeeded in covering it up. All that needs to happen is she sees my tweets and the memories will come flooding back and she will say, "That's not my real dad."
The other possibility was that they'd killed her and replaced her with a lookalike and that would make it easy for me to get across to people what was happening. The first picture of her for over two months ended it all:
A quick scan through her Instagram got me a picture that shows it's the same woman. I lost hope at that moment, but that hope was me hoping for the best falsely. The scales fell from my eyes and these two images appeared to me:
The image of the true Jamie and Corinne Foxx on the left I had seen before, but the one of the imposters on the right was new to me. I had seen loads of images of the real ones and of course there's thousands of images of the Fauxxes because they are Hollywood's most awkward celebrity couple, but I had been dismissive because I wanted my own story to be true.
I'll talk about it more when I do a thread in the Celebrity Flux, because Jamie's left a ton of stuff on this earthly realm to discriminate him from his imposter replacement.
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Post by joseph on Jul 25, 2023 20:43:36 GMT -5
I made that last post and was thinking about going on twitter, but I'm pretty sick of it to be honest. The last two interactions with a couple of black guys were negative ones. You know what all this has done? The replacements of Dave Chappelle, Jamie Foxx, Chris Rock and Katt Williams, the Obama Presidency and black lives matter? It has turned black men into infants with aggression issues. If that was the purpose all along, then it's mission accomplished.
I thought I'd watch a DVD on my Xbox with my cat. She's on her last legs being 20 years and 8 months old. I've only got a handful of movies, some of which I picked up from my dad's house when he died - two Bourne movies and two Tom Cruise movies: The Last Samurai and War of the Worlds. I watched WotW the other night and I suspect it's not the Tom from Collateral.
My own bought movies are Take the Money and Run, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Natural Born Killers, Cloud Atlas, the Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western trilogy and Taxi Driver. I've seen TTMAR recently so I slapped on Taxi Driver.
I started thinking he looked different so I brought his filmography up on my phone and looked at stills from his next movie with Scorcese - New York, New York (1977). There's another couple of movies in between those so I put the phone down and said I'd look at them later. I'm watching the movie and it got to the bit where he's in the crowd and walks up to the secret service agent and starts talking to him. As soon as he does I went, "Yo! WTF?!!" It took my breath away.
I continued watching it and it chops and changes. The next scene he's back in his room with the longer hair. Then he's got the Mohican outside and another scene with the Mohican inside. The movie ends so I Google the film and hit images. I transferred them to twitter and suddenly felt exhausted. I think Robert de Niro has been replaced during the making of Taxi Driver
The film ends with Cybill Shepherd getting in the cab with the original De Niro with his long hair and he looks at her through his mirror. She gets out and there's some special effects going on as he looks in his mirror again.
I took my cat for a walk and was trying to characterise the difference in the imposter. He's got a trademark smirk that zapped me when I first saw him speaking to the secret service agent. Scrutinising that comparison I think the imposter's nose fills more of his face.
What it reminds me of is the time I lined a load of Oasis videos up for my mum on her TV's youtube app. When it got to the song D'you Know What I Mean, as soon as he opened his mouth I knew it wasn't the real Liam Gallagher. My instincts and experience make me think I'm right here. There is also Al Pacino and John Travolta to look back on - two other Italian-American actors whose replacements occurred during movies where their hair changed.
I've said this before, the biggest discoveries happen when I'm minding me own business. That exhaustion is also worth noting. I'm ready to prove myself wrong and am going to watch the movies from before and after to try to do that, but this is a start.
Edit: Travis Bickle does some voice overs during the film and one of them at least sounds different.
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Post by superman on Jul 26, 2023 12:35:49 GMT -5
I made that last post and was thinking about going on twitter, but I'm pretty sick of it to be honest. I'm sorry, but from rooter to tooter, Twitter is cesspool. Folks who like to wallow in filth are drawn to it.
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Post by joseph on Jul 26, 2023 13:15:12 GMT -5
I made that last post and was thinking about going on twitter, but I'm pretty sick of it to be honest. I'm sorry, but from rooter to tooter, Twitter is cesspool. Folks who like to wallow in filth are drawn to it. I wasn't expecting anything else when they put an imposter replacement as its figurehead. They've recently started calling it Xitter which I think is pronounced "shitter." Never mind bobbins social media apps, what about Bobby de Niro?
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Post by joseph on Jul 26, 2023 22:19:01 GMT -5
Man what's it all about? Can't put these back together again, phew! Talk about soul searching.
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Post by joseph on Jul 26, 2023 22:50:11 GMT -5
I should add that I only watched the de Niro parts of The Godfather Part II and fast forwarded through the rest, but I did watch the last scene which is a family flashback to Part I era. They're saying it was filmed during production of Part II but I think it contains the real Al Pacino. I got a tingle when Sonny calls Michael "Joe College" and says to him, "Hey Mr Einstein."
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Post by superman on Jul 27, 2023 0:05:29 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but from rooter to tooter, Twitter is cesspool. Folks who like to wallow in filth are drawn to it. I wasn't expecting anything else when they put an imposter replacement as its figurehead. They've recently started calling it Xitter which I think is pronounced "shitter." Never mind bobbins social media apps, what about Bobby de Niro? I'll have to watch that film again before I comment. I can say that, for a long time, I felt that DeNiro's antics in front of mirrors was some kind of inside joke.
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Post by ekauqodielak on Jul 27, 2023 3:50:47 GMT -5
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Post by joseph on Jul 27, 2023 6:44:13 GMT -5
The thing about her global smash hit Nothing Compares 2 U is that it is a Prince reject song. It was covered posthumously. I just checked to see if it was an album track but it wasn't on any of the albums he released while he was alive. The same can be said for Manic Monday and Raspberry Beret which strangely was covered by the imposter Frince. How good must you be at music that your rejects are global smash hits? They must have gone into his vaults at Paisley Park and got all his music. Is there a word to describe that? Necromania? Necromancy?
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Post by ekauqodielak on Jul 27, 2023 14:29:35 GMT -5
The thing about her global smash hit Nothing Compares 2 U is that it is a Prince reject song. It was covered posthumously. I just checked to see if it was an album track but it wasn't on any of the albums he released while he was alive. The same can be said for Manic Monday and Raspberry Beret which strangely was covered by the imposter Frince. How good must you be at music that your rejects are global smash hits? They must have gone into his vaults at Paisley Park and got all his music. Is there a word to describe that? Necromania? Necromancy? It was the hit of hers that I liked least. I didn't realize it was a Prince song until many years after the fact. I hate Prince's music, unlistenable.
One thing interesting I noticed is that she switched to a new twitter account on July 6th, but there are no posts until yesterday and start with the announcement of her death by Sky News. Nothing had happened to the old one and the handle of the new one has two versions of two of her names misspelled: @7860mshahid (she had changed her name to "Shuhada'" at one point but seemed to have changed it back more recently) and "R.i.P. Sineid O’Connor". I guess she may have been in a coma all this time or something or it may have been a very delayed announcement or…planned, given that she'd been on about suicide for so long.
Another thing I've noticed in older event/paparazzi photos, there were at least a couple of occasions where a dupe was used. I can't be certain that it was more frequent than a few one offs, so far. She had extremely distinct earlobes, which should greatly assist in identification.
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Post by joseph on Jul 27, 2023 17:06:11 GMT -5
The thing about her global smash hit Nothing Compares 2 U is that it is a Prince reject song. It was covered posthumously. I just checked to see if it was an album track but it wasn't on any of the albums he released while he was alive. The same can be said for Manic Monday and Raspberry Beret which strangely was covered by the imposter Frince. How good must you be at music that your rejects are global smash hits? They must have gone into his vaults at Paisley Park and got all his music. Is there a word to describe that? Necromania? Necromancy?
It was the hit of hers that I liked least. I didn't realize it was a Prince song until many years after the fact. I hate Prince's music, unlistenable.
One thing interesting I noticed is that she switched to a new twitter account on July 6th, but there are no posts until yesterday and start with the announcement of her death by Sky News. Nothing had happened to the old one and the handle of the new one has two versions of two of her names misspelled: @7860mshahid (she had changed her name to "Shuhada'" at one point but seemed to have changed it back more recently) and "R.i.P. Sineid O’Connor". I guess she may have been in a coma all this time or something or it may have been a very delayed announcement or…planned, given that she'd been on about suicide for so long.
Another thing I've noticed in older event/paparazzi photos, there were at least a couple of occasions where a dupe was used. I can't be certain that it was more frequent than a few one offs, so far. She had extremely distinct earlobes, which should greatly assist in identification.
I haven't looked into her and only remember her looks for two things: the NC2U video made me go "Yeesh!" when it came out, then I saw her in something with mid-length curly hair and I thought, "Wow she's actually gorgeous." Never took any interest in her because of her outrageous comments, but one of the images I saw since her death was in a hijab and she looked different to what I would expect from memory. That excerpt is telling because she only would have met and known Frince. That in itself is dangerous, but there's also that element of abuse that seems to be part of an imposter's persona so it sounds like she was replaced at some point. Just googled her name and the top image from recently looks out of whack. She has a skin 'ead (which is what I used to call her) but her face looks different in that as well. I'm not going to investigate her, because I tried that with Keanu Reeves and failed. I thought it was going to be easy to find out when he was replaced because his face is noticeably longer now, but I just couldn't locate the timing. It happens a lot when I try to find someone who looks like they've been replaced - there's no inspiration for it so I put them on the shelf. Strange thing to say, but they have to come to me.
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Post by ekauqodielak on Jul 27, 2023 19:23:51 GMT -5
I haven't looked into her and only remember her looks for two things: the NC2U video made me go "Yeesh!" when it came out, then I saw her in something with mid-length curly hair and I thought, "Wow she's actually gorgeous." Never took any interest in her because of her outrageous comments, but one of the images I saw since her death was in a hijab and she looked different to what I would expect from memory. That excerpt is telling because she only would have met and known Frince. That in itself is dangerous, but there's also that element of abuse that seems to be part of an imposter's persona so it sounds like she was replaced at some point. Just googled her name and the top image from recently looks out of whack. She has a skin 'ead (which is what I used to call her) but her face looks different in that as well. I'm not going to investigate her, because I tried that with Keanu Reeves and failed. I thought it was going to be easy to find out when he was replaced because his face is noticeably longer now, but I just couldn't locate the timing. It happens a lot when I try to find someone who looks like they've been replaced - there's no inspiration for it so I put them on the shelf. Strange thing to say, but they have to come to me.
She looked very different with average length hair, to me anyway. I've only been able to find one photo supposedly of her mother who looks an incredible amount like older Sinead. But younger Sinead had huge eyes, like neither in later life, and also looked *nothing* like any of her supposed siblings. Her eldest son, however, looks a lot like one of her brothers.
I'll poke around a little bit and see if any ears stick out to me. Will share if they do. In some photos I think I've seen two different noses but that's not a great data point to use.
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Post by joseph on Jul 27, 2023 20:38:07 GMT -5
I haven't looked into her and only remember her looks for two things: the NC2U video made me go "Yeesh!" when it came out, then I saw her in something with mid-length curly hair and I thought, "Wow she's actually gorgeous." Never took any interest in her because of her outrageous comments, but one of the images I saw since her death was in a hijab and she looked different to what I would expect from memory. That excerpt is telling because she only would have met and known Frince. That in itself is dangerous, but there's also that element of abuse that seems to be part of an imposter's persona so it sounds like she was replaced at some point. Just googled her name and the top image from recently looks out of whack. She has a skin 'ead (which is what I used to call her) but her face looks different in that as well. I'm not going to investigate her, because I tried that with Keanu Reeves and failed. I thought it was going to be easy to find out when he was replaced because his face is noticeably longer now, but I just couldn't locate the timing. It happens a lot when I try to find someone who looks like they've been replaced - there's no inspiration for it so I put them on the shelf. Strange thing to say, but they have to come to me.
She looked very different with average length hair, to me anyway. I've only been able to find one photo supposedly of her mother who looks an incredible amount like older Sinead. But younger Sinead had huge eyes, like neither in later life, and also looked *nothing* like any of her supposed siblings. Her eldest son, however, looks a lot like one of her brothers.
I'll poke around a little bit and see if any ears stick out to me. Will share if they do. In some photos I think I've seen two different noses but that's not a great data point to use.
Crikey! Did she get replaced by a dude? Look at the shoulders and chest on this one. Another feature I just noticed was she had a long neck when younger, but here it's disproportionately shorter www.alamy.com/musician-sinead-oconnor-arrives-at-amfars-inspiration-gala-in-los-angeles-thursday-oct-27-2011-the-gala-benefits-aids-research-worldwide-ap-photomatt-sayles-image523082200.html?imageid=E50C86C0-F88A-4925-862D-BC6E55D13A6E&p=2014189&pn=3&searchId=0dd32e109e59b7ce29e925bcd63b383a&searchtype=0
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Post by ekauqodielak on Jul 27, 2023 22:47:44 GMT -5
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Post by joseph on Jul 28, 2023 5:10:11 GMT -5
Year! What year was that taken? Without the year, or even the date, that's disinformation. If I find something I'm going to use like a picture, I need to know the time, what the photoshoot was for, who the photographer was, what controversies were said before or after etc etc. Even things that seem trivial might be important later on. You also force me to ask if you're being disinformative on purpose and I don't want to get you in trouble. Now yesterday I asked myself the question, "Was she given a Logan's Run?" ie thirty years of imposterdom. I get that from Billy Preston, who Horselover Phat informed me died on 06/06/06, but I later discovered was an imposter who took over when the original was killed on what I suspect was 1976/06/06 along with The Rolling Stones and Ollie Brown. I've kinda made Logan's runs a low priority because the first Stevie Wonder replacement served 36 years of imposterdom, Wacko Jacko/Michael Whackson died after 30 years of imposterdom, but there's also the possibility that the last year or two were served by a second imposter. And then there's Prince - who was disappeared in April 1985 and had an imposter who died 31 years later in April 2016. I've not completely dismissed the idea, because they might be hiding in some way. Nevertheless, seeing your post triggered me into following it up, so I pulled up the discography and where are we now, 2023? That makes the beginning of the Logan's Run 1993-ish. There's a song released in 1994 called, "You Made Me the Thief of Your Heart." I tapped on its link and the first name that comes up was one of the songwriters Bono, who at that time had been Phono Box for about eight years. OK let's see if it's on youtube and give it a watch: I watched it and I'm thinking, "shoulders? Pretty wide there. Song? Sonic garbage." Other than that she looks and sounds like her. I'm not thinking she's a replacement because I don't know what her shoulders are supposed to look like. She's got a wig on but she's not emitting that gorgeousness, but I don't notice that right then. I go back into the discography and look for a song that's not Nothing Compares 2 U. I don't know any of these song titles at all, but what does ring a bell is the album title "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got." I remember that from around that time and before she slipped from my consciousness as an artist and became a rent-a-gob. One of the singles from it was called, "The Emperor's New Clothes." Let's give that a watch: POWWW!!! As soon as she opens her mouth... WU-TANGGG!!! Instant recogintion. It reminds me of a routine of Jamie Foxx stand up comedy where he's doing impersonations of respectable black men (and Bill Clinton) being gangster. He does Bill Cosby, Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrakhan and they all say, "You better reckernise!" Shoulders? What shoulders? Man she came to me then. I'm gonna have a hard time putting them back together. What it looks like there is that dress/gown thing she's wearing has some effect on the sleeves that makes her shoulders look wider. Why? Because they've got the imposter on deck with wider shoulders. They've gotta make Sinead look like her imposter replacement. Call it sleight of hand, misdirection. It seems likely to me now that they knew she was going to be replaced when they gave her Nothing Compares 2 U to sing. That might be why "the industry" made her and that song famous and popular. The shoulders are significant, but even more significant are the vocals and more importantly a quality I've got from studying ecology and birdwatching called "jizz," which you can use to discriminate between bird species that look the same - exactly the same in some cases. I also did modules on "signalling theory" at university and you and other people who comment about this are going to be giving off signals that tell me if you're guilty or innocent of this. It's no good singing, "We didn't start the fire!" while you're throwing fuel on the fire. You know what I'm going to do about this? Absolutely nothing. If you want to replace everyone in the world, I'm not gonna stop you. If you want to replace them twice, I'm not gonna get in your way. I think it was @privvyprincess who said, "If you think all these people have been replaced, why don't you go to the police?" I don't know if it's illegal. Is it on the statute books that you can't replace Bruce Springsteen after three albums? I don't know all the laws. It might be illegal to go to the police. You're not going to find me swapping thumbdrives in a dark alley I don't archive anything. It's all perfectly preserved in a place called reality.
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Post by ekauqodielak on Jul 28, 2023 13:16:44 GMT -5
Year! What year was that taken? Without the year, or even the date, that's disinformation. If I find something I'm going to use like a picture, I need to know the time, what the photoshoot was for, who the photographer was, what controversies were said before or after etc etc.
Anton Corbijn, 1988, Dublin.
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Post by joseph on Jul 28, 2023 17:23:07 GMT -5
Year! What year was that taken? Without the year, or even the date, that's disinformation. If I find something I'm going to use like a picture, I need to know the time, what the photoshoot was for, who the photographer was, what controversies were said before or after etc etc.
Anton Corbijn, 1988, Dublin.
Looks like Anton Corbijn has previous. You've got to have control over the presentation of how these people are perceived and his portfolio is choc full of imposter replacements. In this case he's photographed Bono before and Phono after replacement. He also did the cover shot for FU2's first album The Joshua Tree. Photography must be the key medium in imposter replacements. It's what goes in the scanner to find the lookalike after all. Ain't that far removed from fingerprint tech and that's been going for a mighty long time. Nose, chin and ears have subtle differences here, but the key difference here is the scalp. Bono was the king of the mullets when they were all the rage. His hair is thick and lush while his imposter replacement's is thin and lank. Tweet loading 👇
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Post by joseph on Jul 28, 2023 19:01:56 GMT -5
When I was a little boy movies were real. Everything actually happened and was true. I can remember screaming and crying at the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz. I also asked, "Mum, what was it like when the world was black and white?" That broke the spell when my mum and sisters were rolling about laughing and my mum telling me that everything was like it is now, they just didn't have colour film.
I was wondering if there was another Italian-American actor who had their hair cut in a movie to go with Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and John Travolta to make up a four image tweet. I thought about Sylvester Stallone but don't know any films where he got his hair cut.
Then Victor Mature as Samson in Samson and Delilah popped into my head. He must be Italian with looks like that. It's a film I've not watched since I was a little boy and I thought he really did lose his strength. I know there's one part at the end where he's pushing two pillars apart and I was like, "Come on Samson! You can do it!"
I googled 'Victor Mature real name' expecting it to be something like Vittorio Materazzi or something but it's actually Victor Mature. His father was Italian and his mother was an American from Kentucky. Pulled up his filmography and found these two images. This looks like two different matinee idols, doesn't it? Tweet loading 👇
His next movie after Samson and Delilah is a musical called Wabash Avenue co-starring Betty Grable. For her it's a remake of a movie she also starred in called Coney Island. Why would she do that? I think I've got some movies to watch.
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Post by joseph on Jul 31, 2023 19:59:16 GMT -5
I watched Samson and Delilah and when the opening credits said Hedy Lamarr I said, "Right, this is it. He's definitely going to be a different man after he has his hair cut. Tweets loading 👇
I was quite disappointed when I saw it was the same Victor Mature as before, so I read up on his career at Wikipedia - perhaps there'l be some signs telling which time period to look at:
It's the same old song!
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Post by superman on Aug 1, 2023 4:56:18 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but from rooter to tooter, Twitter is cesspool. Folks who like to wallow in filth are drawn to it. I wasn't expecting anything else when they put an imposter replacement as its figurehead. They've recently started calling it Xitter which I think is pronounced "shitter." Never mind bobbins social media apps, what about Bobby de Niro? Okay, similar ears aside, he does look as if he changes. And is it me, or does it seem like the film draws attention to this change? I mean, it seems to go so far as to change DeNiro's hair so that you can see the different shaped head.
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Post by joseph on Aug 2, 2023 8:04:59 GMT -5
I wasn't expecting anything else when they put an imposter replacement as its figurehead. They've recently started calling it Xitter which I think is pronounced "shitter." Never mind bobbins social media apps, what about Bobby de Niro? Okay, similar ears aside, he does look as if he changes. And is it me, or does it seem like the film draws attention to this change? I mean, it seems to go so far as to change DeNiro's hair so that you can see the different shaped head. Yes it's you. It's too late for you to say the film draws our attention to this change, because as I explained previously I drew your attention to the change. When I did that I changed your attitude towards the movie - you watched with prejudice. You knew what was coming. Also you've been here since 2008 so if you had a post saying something like, "Y'know that movie Taxi Driver? Well it draws your attention to Robert De Nero being replaced with a lookalike during it's production..." it would help your case. Also we're on a forum where people talk about just this sort of thing, so where is another member's post saying the movie draws your attention to the switch? Got one of those? Furthermore, if the film drew people's attention to the switch, people would have been fleeing cinemas in 1976 screaming, "WAAAH! IT'S A DIFFERENT GUY!! and that never happened. It never happened because it's not true. The movie Taxi Driver doesn't draw your attention to the switch - quite the opposite, so you've got no reason to say that. The movie Taxi Driver is a character study of one man's descent into madness. The film's publicity has has De Niro with a Mohican, so everyone who watches the film is watching with prejudice. When the scene where Fobbie De Zero appears and slides up to the secret service agent, everything is hunky dory and as you would expect during one man's descent into madness. In that way the movie draws our attention away from the switch. That's enough "proof" to say the only reason your attention is drawn to the switch is because I drew your attention to the switch. But that's OK because the next time I watch Taxi Driver I'll be watching with prejudice and quite frankly, I'm scared. I've already mentioned in the Price/Frince thread that it took me years to pluck up the courage to watch Frince play Purple Rain live at the Superbowl in 2007. I can also change your attitude for when you watch the film again, because when the secret service agent asks the him his name, what does he say? "Henry Krinkle." The movie Taxi Driver is about two different guys, played by two different guys who in a case of mistaken identity get their bionics mixed up. The makers of that movie and the makers of switch have confessed in their own inimitable way. There may even be confessions on film forums where somebody says the film is about two different guys, but they can be dismissed as conspiracy theorists, can't they? Let's look at it again. The film is about one man's descent into madness played by one man - that's the reality. When that imposter does come on screen somebody might half notice that switch; they might be feeling uncomfortable about the way he looks at that point, but when he says his name is Henry Krinkle it serves as confirmation of his descent into madness because we think he's lying about his identity. That's where two become one and everyone's fooled themselves. Now I can say, " You and I are the only one's around here who aren't complete fools." What you should say is, "You talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else." There's another spoiler, but it's not a spoiler for anyone who already knows, but who knows? The all seeing eye knows, old "five eyes" knows, and they can read this conversation too. They've bragged about how they know everything about us - our disposition and everything. I'm not paranoid, because to me paranoia lives next door to vanity. I say, "Whatever, this is not my fault or my problem." My disposition on this is a clear conscience. You on the other hand: superman (not his real name obviously) Travis Bickle If anyone is watching us I'd say to them, "Put him on your watch list. I think he's enjoying a descent into madness!" 😅 lol. After you said you were going to watch the film before passing comment, the thought occurred to me to reply with, "I can't wait to hear your "raging bull,"" but I stopped myself and said no let him speak. Listen, I don't know you from Adam, I only know your not Superman, but you come across as having a very patronising tone, "from a rooter to a tooter..?" What's that? I don't know what either of those things are and I don't know why you're posting on "Nothing Is Real/Paul Was Replaced," but while you are don't patronise me without reason. If you want to talk down to me put a page full of imposter replacements in the Celebrity Flux. Call me a tooter again and I'll say, "You talkin' to me?" I can do that now. I do a good one. I spooked a black guy about four or five inches taller than me with my Travis Bickle impersonation in what Americans would call a liquor store yesterday. He must have heard me when I did the impersonation to another guy in the store who said, "Yeah that's a good one that." He was getting served and I said to him, "Here y'are, what do you think of this Robert De Nero in Taxi Driver impression?" And he wouldn't even look at me. He was getting his stuff and I said, "Eh, I'm talking to you," and he pretended I wasn't there/couldn't hear me. It was weird; he got his stuff and got off. It scared me. When he'd left the shop I said, "He wasn't very talkative was he?" and this woman behind me laughed. I've only ever been to the cinema on my own once in my life and that was in 1991 and my sister pulled me up about it just a few years ago, intimating that I was a weirdo. I said, "Oh, you remember that, do you?" She didn't remember what film it was, just that she'd used it to frame me as a weirdo. The film was called Crimes and Misdemeanours by who at that time I thought was Woody Allen. The theme of that movie is "the eyes of God see everything." I know this because Barry Norman said it was the theme of The movie on Film '91 I remember that too. I don't think it's true though, old five eyes and the all seeing eye claim to "see all," but I know there's more to life than everything, and it's out of this world. Tweet loading 👇
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