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Post by revolver on Jun 16, 2006 11:38:31 GMT -5
Criss Angel apparently divides a woman in half.  Don't try this at home. YouTube |
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jun 16, 2006 14:54:14 GMT -5
Criss Angel apparently divides a woman in half. Don't try this at home. YouTube[ That's shocking!  The woman in the video seemed really upset about being divided in half. Great illusion.  |
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Post by lili on Jun 16, 2006 15:30:14 GMT -5
The only explanation I can think of is that Emily is a half a person. There are people out there who live full lives with only half a body. What I can't explain are the legs looking so realistic & moving afterwards. Unless, it's done with animatronics or something. |
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Post by Doc on Jun 17, 2006 2:39:14 GMT -5
The only explanation I can think of is that Emily is a half a person. There are people out there who live full lives with only half a body. What I can't explain are the legs looking so realistic & moving afterwards. Unless, it's done with animatronics or something. Now we see for ourselves how the other half lives. Theory One. She is a skilled contortionist talent using quick repositioning, "trick" garments with false seams, and world class arm running. That girl wasn't torn yesterday! I can tell that she's bend around the block once or twice! And maybe not all at once, either! How do we explain the left over pair of moving legs? Either another very tiny person was hidden in the unattractive garment she wore below the midriff (think of a minature cow costume) or it was some kind of remote controlled Disney animatronic. We've all seen how convincing they can be! Remember Gerald Ford. (They kept the real one in Orlando. Are you shocked? No, you were right. The president really WAS one of Walt Disney's puppets.) Did we just witness a rare, stupifying miracle in a public park? I have doubts, my friends. Can I say: I don't normally feel inclined to make light of a thing like losing one's legs. Maybe in fact the "subject" in that film is a paraplegic. But then, seeing someone pulled apart in broad daylight on a park bench and then galloping off chimpanzee style is in the realm of macabre humor. Shivers. So, whatever you do right now, DON'T say "Beaver Cleaver." That would compromise all of the wholesome goodness that name implies! A thought flashed in my head: I am concerned that Heather is feeling pulled apart by the cuts that she has recieved in the sensational press, she's been chopped in two. She's been drawn in every quarter as a duplicitous schemer. I am trying to see both halves of this this break-up, her part as well as his. I for one appreciate the leg up on the split that NIR has been providing. So far, it hasn't been rendered in a divisive way. So many pressures have been dragging Macca and Heather in opposite directions this last year, that it isn't a stretch to see why they've come to a parting of the ways. Pity. A separation like this is truly a waist.  |
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