Flabby Road (Spoof)

[LOVELYRITA]

Split from: I+am+so+full+

lovelyrita said:

This has been the last and greatest of all albums released by the Chub Boys
Their finest work "Flabby Road"

Come To Dinner

Here ol' fat boy he come waddlin' up slowly
He got saggy belly, he got double chin
He got flab down below his knees
Got to be a good cook cause he sure loves to eat

He got a brush burn when he tried to dance
He got jelly belly, he got jumbo pants
He said I know food, love to eat
Sit you in his loveseat you can find a good snack
Come to dinner right now, over here

Something

Something in the way she moves
Attracts me with the way she cooks
Something in the food she feeds me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I will eat and how

Something in her snacks she knows
That I don't need no other love
Something in her cakes that send me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I will eat and how

You ask if my gutt will grow
Don't you know, don't you know
If I stick around now it will show
Don't you know don't you know?

Oh Chubby

Oh Chubby, please feed me
I'll never do you no harm
Believe me when I beg you
You better feed me or else

Oh Chubby, never leave me
I'll never make it alone
Believe me when I eat lunch
I will love you so much

When you told me
You wouldn't feed me anymore
Well you know, I nearly stood up and moved
When you told me
You wouldn't cook here anymore
Well you know, I nearly broke down and cried

Oh Chubby, if you leave me
I'll never go on a diet
Believe me I will feed you
I will never leave you alone

I Want Food (I'm So Heavy)

I want food, I want food so badly
I want food, I want food so bad it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad

I want fed, I want fed so badly
I want fed, I want fed so bad it's driving me mad
it's driving me mad

I'm so heavy....


Here Comes The Bun

Here comes the bun doo do do do
Here come the bun and I say, pass the relish

Chubby darlin', it's been a long , long time since lunch
Chubby darlin' it's feels like years since I've ate last

Here comes the bun, do do do do
Here come the bun and I say It's all mine

Food, food, food, here it comes


Because

Because my butt is big
I can't fit in my loveseat
Because my butt is big

Food is all food is good
I want anything that ain't been chewed


You Never Give Me Your Hot Dog

You Never Give Me Your hot dog,
you only pass me your tofu not dog
and in the middle of a snack attack, I break down

I never pass you my corn chips,
I want my food for myself
You keep your health food away from me
or I'll break down

Out of work my money's spent
all on food, none for rent
all the money's gone no where to go

When it's pay day, I get my cash
buy lots of junk food, drag my can
All the time I eat
no where to go

But oh that magic feelin'
when there's gas, pain is gone
oh that magic feelin'


Bun King

Here Comes the bun king
Here comes the bun king
Everybody's hungry
waitin' for our sandwich
Here comes the bun king


Pass More Mustard

Pass More mustard
for my hot dog
I'm eatin' now
gettin' really fat

Fell and made a hole in the road
People tell me I'm a wide load
Micky D's my favorite abode
such a chubby ol' man
such a chubby ol' man

His sister Pam is total flab
she stuffs her face she's a real porker

Takes her out for some pizza
eats it all down in one shot
No one wants to know them

such a flabby ol' pair

She Came In Through the Kitchen Window

She came in through the kitchen window
along with a big ol' feedbag
now she stuffs her face and wonders
why she's looks like a ten ton whale

Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody dare
If you eat too much you'll gain weight
You'll end up fat and flabby


Once there was a way, to get back up
once there was a way, to get on my feet
Eat pretty darlin' do not stop
And I will cook another pizza pie

Once there was a way, to get back upward
once there was a way, back on my feet
Eat pretty darlin' do not stop
and I will bake a pizza pie

Boys, you're gonna carry your weight, carry your weight a long time

You never pass me your pizza, you only give me your soggy cornchips
and in the middle of dinner, you break wind

Boys, you're gonna carry your weight, carry your weight a long time....


One Sweet Treat
Open my mouth and pour the goodies in
Soon I'll be so huge
Pack on the fat and wipe the sweat away
One sweet treat, came through today

Oh yea, all right, oh you're gonna feed me again tonight


And in the end, the food you ate
is equal to the gas you make

ahhhhhhh, ooooooooooo

My Woman

My woman's a pretty fat girl but I love her just the same
My woman's a pretty big girl and he's growing from day to day
I want to feed her alot and get a belly full of food

My woman's a pretty fat girl some day I'm gonna make her huge
oh yea, some day I'm gonna make her huge

[ccinri]

Sorry Rita...I'm full...we've been at the Last Supper all night

[B]

LOL ccinri

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[Doc]

JENNY THIN, by Paul McCartney (and additional lyrics by Doc)



Like so many plans, Jenny Craig has claimed:
"Dissolves your paunchy gut, melts fat away."
Like some other plans, Jenny Craig sells meals
Low in fat, sealed in frozen trays.

How I've spent my days, eating double portions,
Gained a pound or three, day by day.
I've sobbed every night, standing on the scales!:
"Kirsty Alley, take my fat away!"

[Solo, 24 measures of Chewing.]

But the day will come, Jenny Craig will bring,
An end to all my gorging, feasting ways.
Then I 'll spend my days, catching up on life
All because of you, Jenny Craig

[LOVELYRITA]

LOL

Too bad Richard Simmons retired from sweatin' to the oldies....

Some of the folks miss him, miss him...

[Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl)]

lovelyrita said:

Split from: I+am+so+full+

lovelyrita said:

This has been the last and greatest of all albums released by the Chub Boys
Their finest work "Flabby Road"

Come To Dinner

Here ol' fat boy he come waddlin' up slowly
He got saggy belly, he got double chin
He got flab down below his knees
Got to be a good cook cause he sure loves to eat

He got a brush burn when he tried to dance
He got jelly belly, he got jumbo pants
He said I know food, love to eat
Sit you in his loveseat you can find a good snack
Come to dinner right now, over here

Something

Something in the way she moves
Attracts me with the way she cooks
Something in the food she feeds me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I will eat and how

Something in her snacks she knows
That I don't need no other love
Something in her cakes that send me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I will eat and how

You ask if my gutt will grow
Don't you know, don't you know
If I stick around now it will show
Don't you know don't you know?

Oh Chubby

Oh Chubby, please feed me
I'll never do you no harm
Believe me when I beg you
You better feed me or else

Oh Chubby, never leave me
I'll never make it alone
Believe me when I eat lunch
I will love you so much

When you told me
You wouldn't feed me anymore
Well you know, I nearly stood up and moved
When you told me
You wouldn't cook here anymore
Well you know, I nearly broke down and cried

Oh Chubby, if you leave me
I'll never go on a diet
Believe me I will feed you
I will never leave you alone

I Want Food (I'm So Heavy)

I want food, I want food so badly
I want food, I want food so bad it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad

I want fed, I want fed so badly
I want fed, I want fed so bad it's driving me mad
it's driving me mad

I'm so heavy....


Here Comes The Bun

Here comes the bun doo do do do
Here come the bun and I say, pass the relish

Chubby darlin', it's been a long , long time since lunch
Chubby darlin' it's feels like years since I've ate last

Here comes the bun, do do do do
Here come the bun and I say It's all mine

Food, food, food, here it comes


Because

Because my butt is big
I can't fit in my loveseat
Because my butt is big

Food is all food is good
I want anything that ain't been chewed


You Never Give Me Your Hot Dog

You Never Give Me Your hot dog,
you only pass me your tofu not dog
and in the middle of a snack attack, I break down

I never pass you my corn chips,
I want my food for myself
You keep your health food away from me
or I'll break down

Out of work my money's spent
all on food, none for rent
all the money's gone no where to go

When it's pay day, I get my cash
buy lots of junk food, drag my can
All the time I eat
no where to go

But oh that magic feelin'
when there's gas, pain is gone
oh that magic feelin'


Bun King

Here Comes the bun king
Here comes the bun king
Everybody's hungry
waitin' for our sandwich
Here comes the bun king


Pass More Mustard

Pass More mustard
for my hot dog
I'm eatin' now
gettin' really fat

Fell and made a hole in the road
People tell me I'm a wide load
Micky D's my favorite abode
such a chubby ol' man
such a chubby ol' man

His sister Pam is total flab
she stuffs her face she's a real porker

Takes her out for some pizza
eats it all down in one shot
No one wants to know them

such a flabby ol' pair

She Came In Through the Kitchen Window

She came in through the kitchen window
along with a big ol' feedbag
now she stuffs her face and wonders
why she's looks like a ten ton whale

Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody dare
If you eat too much you'll gain weight
You'll end up fat and flabby


Once there was a way, to get back up
once there was a way, to get on my feet
Eat pretty darlin' do not stop
And I will cook another pizza pie

Once there was a way, to get back upward
once there was a way, back on my feet
Eat pretty darlin' do not stop
and I will bake a pizza pie

Boys, you're gonna carry your weight, carry your weight a long time

You never pass me your pizza, you only give me your soggy cornchips
and in the middle of dinner, you break wind

Boys, you're gonna carry your weight, carry your weight a long time....


One Sweet Treat
Open my mouth and pour the goodies in
Soon I'll be so huge
Pack on the fat and wipe the sweat away
One sweet treat, came through today

Oh yea, all right, oh you're gonna feed me again tonight


And in the end, the food you ate
is equal to the gas you make

ahhhhhhh, ooooooooooo

My Woman

My woman's a pretty fat girl but I love her just the same
My woman's a pretty big girl and he's growing from day to day
I want to feed her alot and get a belly full of food

My woman's a pretty fat girl some day I'm gonna make her huge
oh yea, some day I'm gonna make her huge

Simply... MasterPiece!! ;D


Great parodies, LR. I've done more than a few myself, although not recently. I think you did a wonderful job on these. Way to go! I'm so totally proud of you.

[frozensquirrel]

Great job! Sounds like a killer Thanksgiving album!

"And in the end, the food you ate
is equal to the gas you make"

[B]

Sadly, Lovely Rita excused herself from the forum shortly after the release of the Flabby Road album.
Although conspiracy theorists have long suspected a connection, nothing has been proven to date.

[sweetlorettamartin]

Apr 25, 2008 20:05:06 GMT -5 B said:

Sadly, Lovely Rita excused herself from the forum shortly after the release of the Flabby Road album.
Although conspiracy theorists have long suspected a connection, nothing has been proven to date.

Well, the last time word was out on Lovely Rita, she was sucking her thumbs and wonders by the banks of her own lagoon.

The truth is out LovelyRita had attended a Beatlemania Concert in her hometown, she ran off with the so called Paul Mc Cartney Beatlemaniac, which turned out to be a 300 lb. red haired fry cook. With the running away with Rita, the plump Faul had to be replaced.

So if anybody can play a left handed bass, bears a striking resemblance to anybody but Paul Mc Cartney, and has red hair...and also cooks, there's a Flab Four road tour of Beatlemania looking for you!

Rita was here, but now she's gone, she left her words to carry on.
Those who knew her loved her humor
Those who didn't will become part of a new "rumor".

Actually, Lovely Rita was replaced by Don Knotts....