Post by missvagabond on Jul 15, 2005 19:17:26 GMT -5
I hate television! No really, I do. I was thinking about something XPT626 said on a thread today. Contemporary tv, or whatever is really beyond me. I just totally don't get it!
I've never understood why people are so obsessed with watching tv so much. A lot of my friends watched...ummmm.. Friends. Friends was about 6 weird adults acting like dorky immature adults and living in $5000.00 a month Manhattan apartments while making minimum wage. That's pretty clever. It's also pretty unlikely. A lot of Sitcoms that I've seen aren't that funny in general. They're predictable and are a great cure for insomnia, for those who suffer from that sort of thing.
I've seen Scrubs a few times. That was funny. So it's an exception. The Simpsons was really funny for a while until they exhausted all the cliches in modern-day pop culture. Now there are none left for them to make fun of. So it's no longer funny, I don't think. So I stopped watching the show and bought Nancy Cartright's (She plays the voice of Bart) "My Life As An 8 Year Old Boy". Now, that was funny! BWAHAHAHAHA!! She's a very gifted and FUNNY actress who has a real talent for doing voice-overs. But the Simpsons really sucks now, IMHO.
Reality shows are not funny. They're actually really mean and disgusting for the most part. Who want's to watch people suffer and manipulate each other? If I want to see people suffer, I'll watch a VH1 showing of Celine Dion's "Live from Las Vegas" at the "Octave Smasher" Cabaret Room. I watched Big Brother for a little while. The idea was to vote people out of the house one by one. It seemed like the people in the house spent an awful lot of their time watching tv. Why would I want to watch a tv show where people are on tv and watching tv?! So what shows were they watching while they were watching tv on that tv show? Anybody? Anyone? That's right!! They were watching the previous weeks episode of Big Brother. I guess that would be alright if people watching at home missed the show the week before. I thought that was just mind-numbingly dumb, if you ask me.
Survivor was about pretty much the same thing. Voting people out. Except there was no cable tv for anybody to watch old episodes of Survivor on. Actually, there wasn't much of anything for Survivor contestants to do except find ways to drive each other up the wall. But first, they had to build the wall. The person who did most of the work building the wall that they would use to drive each other insane; usually got voted off as soon as the wall was built. Then they'd celebrate by eating worms and swearing at each other, until the mosquitoes complained about the noise they were making, and drove them all to the other side of the Island.
Okay, not all tv is bad. Ren and Stimpy was a wonderful little show. It was hard not to cheer for them week in and week out. A real classic tv show. Unlike Smallville. That show was really good for about a month before it went all stupid. Some of the acting was actually pretty good. But the plots just got unbelievabley silly. In one episode, Clark Kent battles an teenage girl with super "Powers of persuasion". Yet, halfway through the show, you can see her doing her homework and helping out with the chores at home..umm, duh! What?! Were her parents and teachers invulnerable to her "Super Persuasion" or something? Why not use it on them, and then spend the day shopping? Whatever!
Okay. So the thing I hate most about tv is basically most of the programming. Also, the reruns. About the only good thing I've seen recently are concerts (Live 8, Concert For George) and some documentary about how dogs are smarter than cats, cats are smarter than mice, but Britney Spears is married to an unemployed leech who gets an allowance from her, and apparently likes to watch a lot of tv...
And finally, I'd just rather listen to music, (Not Britney) read, or go online here at NIR and complain ad nausium about how much tv sucks. As opposed to actually watching it.
Now that's "time well wasted"....
Btw, I'm listening to George Harrison's "My Sweet Lord" right now. I wonder if George thought tv sucked gargantuous mountains of gooberish upchuckness...
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I've never understood why people are so obsessed with watching tv so much. A lot of my friends watched...ummmm.. Friends. Friends was about 6 weird adults acting like dorky immature adults and living in $5000.00 a month Manhattan apartments while making minimum wage. That's pretty clever. It's also pretty unlikely. A lot of Sitcoms that I've seen aren't that funny in general. They're predictable and are a great cure for insomnia, for those who suffer from that sort of thing.
I've seen Scrubs a few times. That was funny. So it's an exception. The Simpsons was really funny for a while until they exhausted all the cliches in modern-day pop culture. Now there are none left for them to make fun of. So it's no longer funny, I don't think. So I stopped watching the show and bought Nancy Cartright's (She plays the voice of Bart) "My Life As An 8 Year Old Boy". Now, that was funny! BWAHAHAHAHA!! She's a very gifted and FUNNY actress who has a real talent for doing voice-overs. But the Simpsons really sucks now, IMHO.
Reality shows are not funny. They're actually really mean and disgusting for the most part. Who want's to watch people suffer and manipulate each other? If I want to see people suffer, I'll watch a VH1 showing of Celine Dion's "Live from Las Vegas" at the "Octave Smasher" Cabaret Room. I watched Big Brother for a little while. The idea was to vote people out of the house one by one. It seemed like the people in the house spent an awful lot of their time watching tv. Why would I want to watch a tv show where people are on tv and watching tv?! So what shows were they watching while they were watching tv on that tv show? Anybody? Anyone? That's right!! They were watching the previous weeks episode of Big Brother. I guess that would be alright if people watching at home missed the show the week before. I thought that was just mind-numbingly dumb, if you ask me.
Survivor was about pretty much the same thing. Voting people out. Except there was no cable tv for anybody to watch old episodes of Survivor on. Actually, there wasn't much of anything for Survivor contestants to do except find ways to drive each other up the wall. But first, they had to build the wall. The person who did most of the work building the wall that they would use to drive each other insane; usually got voted off as soon as the wall was built. Then they'd celebrate by eating worms and swearing at each other, until the mosquitoes complained about the noise they were making, and drove them all to the other side of the Island.
Okay, not all tv is bad. Ren and Stimpy was a wonderful little show. It was hard not to cheer for them week in and week out. A real classic tv show. Unlike Smallville. That show was really good for about a month before it went all stupid. Some of the acting was actually pretty good. But the plots just got unbelievabley silly. In one episode, Clark Kent battles an teenage girl with super "Powers of persuasion". Yet, halfway through the show, you can see her doing her homework and helping out with the chores at home..umm, duh! What?! Were her parents and teachers invulnerable to her "Super Persuasion" or something? Why not use it on them, and then spend the day shopping? Whatever!
Okay. So the thing I hate most about tv is basically most of the programming. Also, the reruns. About the only good thing I've seen recently are concerts (Live 8, Concert For George) and some documentary about how dogs are smarter than cats, cats are smarter than mice, but Britney Spears is married to an unemployed leech who gets an allowance from her, and apparently likes to watch a lot of tv...
And finally, I'd just rather listen to music, (Not Britney) read, or go online here at NIR and complain ad nausium about how much tv sucks. As opposed to actually watching it.
Now that's "time well wasted"....
Btw, I'm listening to George Harrison's "My Sweet Lord" right now. I wonder if George thought tv sucked gargantuous mountains of gooberish upchuckness...
**** Vomits Profusely ****