Jessica Simpson Song Parody

[missvagabond]

I hope it's alright if I post this here on the OT board. This is my parody of Jessica (Lip-Sync-Dynamo) Simpson's song "These Boots Were Made For Walking". The video might be the worst thing about it. She sux gargantuous mountains of volcanically gross uheaveling-upchuckness.

Rated G for Gross!

This Voice Was Made For Syncing



Are you ready mouth?
Start syncin'
Yech, bleck
Let's go

You keep praying I'll stop singing for you (uuggh!)
I'm off-key, I sing right out of tune
Now I'm howling just right when I should be scowling
My videos are all lame and that's the truth

This voice was made for syncing
So that's just what I do
Everytime I sing out loud it makes most people puke

I lip-sync, you know for a good reason (uuugghh!)
Now I’m pretending it's live, but I get caught
My butt keeps swaying, it's never out of sight (yucck!)
I'll play the slease, 'can't sing to save my life

My voice was made for syncing
That's all that I can do
Everytime I sing you know it makes somebody puke

I’m the girl with the bad voice and no charm
The rotton way my voice can cause you harm
I screech and wail, I'll make you lose your mind

My voice was made for syncing
That's all that I can do
Everytime I sing you know it makes somebody puke

Can't sing live
Gotta fake it right
Where's my voice at (bla, bla)
Fake my stuff (ya ya)

Hey ya’ll
Wanna watch me sing something (nah, nah, nah, nah)
Can't sing much, can I get a backing track 'cause my voice is so slack
Tick tock lip-sync around the clock **ck it!
Grind my tush, sing bad
Can I sing off-keyyyy

Are you ready mouth? Start SYNCING......

Duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh....

*** covers ears ***

[xpt626]

of course it's alright to post it here!

and I'm glad you did. Too funny.

I haven't heard her version, I only know the original by Nancy Sinatra (and she was no outstanding talent herself :

Your parodies are very clever. I always get a laugh from them! Thanks

[missvagabond]

xpt626 said:

of course it's alright to post it here!

and I'm glad you did. Too funny.

I haven't heard her version, I only know the original by Nancy Sinatra (and she was no outstanding talent herself :

Your parodies are very clever. I always get a laugh from them! Thanks

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. Jessica Simpson's version is really terrible. The video is possibly the worst video made this year. Not only can she not sing, she can't act, dance or even look at the camera right.

I think whoever made the video was totally drunk or something as well. It's lousy. I'll post a link so you can see for yourself if you like. *** Throws up ***

Edit: Here's one site where you can view it. Bring a barf bag.

www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2674849