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Post by Jai Guru Deva on Jan 14, 2005 6:27:30 GMT -5
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Post by xpt626 on Jan 14, 2005 6:52:14 GMT -5
"Sir Paul 9803 is a very structurally correct..." and we won't even mention what $15 can buy there ;D
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Post by Doc on Jan 14, 2005 7:36:16 GMT -5
"Sir Paul 9803 is a very structurally correct..." and we won't even mention what $15 can buy there ;D That, and a cup of coffee. God bless America, that's FUNNY! OK, that one's not our fault. I mean, doing. Whatever.
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Post by Jai Guru Deva on Jan 14, 2005 13:30:52 GMT -5
Sir Paul's latest album is Mooed music. Most critics think it's Udder Bull. Fans say give it Calf a chance, it's perfectly Bovine!
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Post by Red Lion on Jan 14, 2005 21:25:37 GMT -5
That cow is an obvious replacement.
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Post by FlamingPie on Jan 14, 2005 21:31:21 GMT -5
Suddenly, I'm not calf the man I used to be...
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Post by revolver on Jan 14, 2005 22:11:23 GMT -5
...Now they want to tan my hide today...
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Post by Jai Guru Deva on Jan 14, 2005 23:17:58 GMT -5
That cow is an obvious replacement. Aha! Everybody knows the Walrus was Paul!
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Post by Doc on Jan 15, 2005 0:40:19 GMT -5
Suddenly, I'm not calf the man I used to be... Oh, I bull-eive, in Yes-turd-day. Oh forgive me............. "..there's a shadow hangin' over me..' RUN!!!! i cant go on
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 20, 2006 22:36:56 GMT -5
Holy Cow! No wonder he's an advocate for going vegan! First time I saw this thread and it's hilarious! It really mooves me. Though I don't want to milk this for all it's worth. Venus and Manure's all right tonight. No bull! "Works well on many different types of pedigrees"...yes we know all too well with Heather Moo-ills. Has good maternal traits running through his genes......well that's good news when he has visitation of Beatrice. What can you say, Sir Paul is good breeding stock!
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Post by Doc on Sept 20, 2006 23:19:34 GMT -5
Does that $15 cover the cost of transportation? Service charges? Hush, Alfalfa, it's pasture bedtime.
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Post by fourthousandholes on Sept 21, 2006 10:40:23 GMT -5
Interesting photo of Faul, Doc. Is it a Klaatu album cover? Do I see the United States in the cloud on the right? What's with the two lights by the side of the mountain? A UFO? Ghostly faces in the mountain side? What does it all mean?
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Post by Doc on Sept 21, 2006 16:45:44 GMT -5
Interesting photo of Faul, Doc. Is it a Klaatu album cover? Do I see the United States in the cloud on the right? What's with the two lights by the side of the mountain? A UFO? Ghostly faces in the mountain side? What does it all mean? Hail, hail, the COW-valry! I know, isn't that something? Atop his steed, in full battle attire, plumed and girded, sword drawn and ready to fight the enemy and defend the Empire. Against what, I am not able to say.....perhaps that is America up there in those dark, mysterious clouds. That sure as h*ll ain't the Disney castle. Everybody (even a cow) looks good in uniform on a windswept hillside. Ghostly faces? UFOS? That's a whole OTHER board, I'm afraid.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 21, 2006 23:46:24 GMT -5
Does that $15 cover the cost of transportation? Service charges? Hush, Alfalfa, it's pasture bedtime. Holy Cow ....or in this case a Royal Cow...Sacred Cow.... This is the infamous "King Bull's Only Stud's Club Band"..... All of the "Bull Is Dead" clues are revealed in this masterpiece. If you hold this up to a mirror, stand on your head, and cross your eyes you will see the following images: Shirley Temple in a teddy "I buried the bull" written in Indian smoke signals The Walrus was bald....revealed in the grass and for $15 you got "little bull" written in Egyptian Hieroglyphics in the birds flying on the left. and last but not least.... Bloody bull, bloody bull etched in the mountainside. This album is a classic for several "Bulltles" greatest hits..and misses were recorded on this gem "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bull" Rocky Bovine Why Don't We Do It In the Manure? Cowpie and Wild Cowpie O-bull-di, O-bull-da King Bull's Only Studs' Club Band This recording is udderly fantastic! We're King Bull's Only Stud's Club band we only charge 15 bucks We're King Bull's Only Studs' Club Band Sit back and let the evening go. King Bull's Only, King Bull's Only, King Bull's Only Studs' Club Band...... Let me introduce to you the only and only Bully Shears.....
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 21, 2006 23:53:15 GMT -5
Interesting photo of Faul, Doc. Is it a Klaatu album cover? Do I see the United States in the cloud on the right? What's with the two lights by the side of the mountain? A UFO? Ghostly faces in the mountain side? What does it all mean? Hail, hail, the COW-valry! I know, isn't that something? Atop his steed, in full battle attire, plumed and girded, sword drawn and ready to fight the enemy and defend the Empire. Against what, I am not able to say.....perhaps that is America up there in those dark, mysterious clouds. That sure as h*ll ain't the Disney castle. Everybody (even a cow) looks good in uniform on a windswept hillside. Ghostly faces? UFOS? That's a whole OTHER board, I'm afraid. How majestically spoken.... although I'm a bit disturbed by your comment "Everybody, even a cow, looks good in a uniform on a windswept hillside."..... Has it been that long since you had a restful night sleep? Could it be that you are in need of one of those Swedish Sleep secret mattresses that you can dance on the bed and not spill a glass of wine? Perhaps we can take up a collection and purchase you one...that is, after I get my new computer.
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Post by Doc on Sept 22, 2006 4:41:28 GMT -5
Does that $15 cover the cost of transportation? Service charges? Hush, Alfalfa, it's pasture bedtime. Holy Cow ....or in this case a Royal Cow...Sacred Cow.... This is the infamous "King Bull's Only Stud's Club Band"..... All of the "Bull Is Dead" clues are revealed in this masterpiece. If you hold this up to a mirror, stand on your head, and cross your eyes you will see the following images: Shirley Temple in a teddy "I buried the bull" written in Indian smoke signals The Walrus was bald....revealed in the grass and for $15 you got "little bull" written in Egyptian Hieroglyphics in the birds flying on the left. and last but not least.... Bloody bull, bloody bull etched in the mountainside. This album is a classic for several "Bulltles" greatest hits..and misses were recorded on this gem "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bull" Rocky Bovine Why Don't We Do It In the Manure? Cowpie and Wild Cowpie O-bull-di, O-bull-da King Bull's Only Studs' Club Band This recording is udderly fantastic! We're King Bull's Only Stud's Club band we only charge 15 bucks We're King Bull's Only Studs' Club Band Sit back and let the evening go. King Bull's Only, King Bull's Only, King Bull's Only Studs' Club Band...... Let me introduce to you the only and only Bully Shears..... Good analysis, LR. The Mystery Tour is falling like a House Of Cards right before our faces; soon the entire interpretation will be as clear and easy to see through as a glass of water in the Crystal Cathedral at Noon on July 9 with clear skies. The cow astride the horse in that picture is wearing a lovely, flowing designer calf-tan. I bet it's a genuine Holstein.
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Post by fourthousandholes on Sept 22, 2006 20:56:12 GMT -5
Poem popular when my Mom was a kid: "I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you this right now I'd rather see than be one" Yeh, I kind of wish I'd never seen it either.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Sept 22, 2006 21:26:41 GMT -5
\ [/quote] Her Majesty's Secret Bovine Brigade In spite of popular opinion, the Queen's "secret weapon" is her special breed of royal stud bull hosteins. Used only for special occasions of warfare, pomp and circumstances. Didn't you know that Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl? There had to be a special relationship between Sir Paul and the Queen, you knew it had to be this way.
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Post by Jai Guru Deva on Dec 20, 2006 3:05:55 GMT -5
Oh-wow, I think I found where " Sir Paul" got his inspiration! Here is "Hey Jude"! Hey Jude
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Post by Doc on Dec 20, 2006 11:34:27 GMT -5
Oh-wow, I think I found where " Sir Paul" got his inspiration! Here is "Hey Jude"! Hey JudeOh bull. ;D I mean, oh, a bull. Yes, I think you're correct!
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Post by Doc on Dec 20, 2006 11:45:07 GMT -5
You'd think that people would have had enough of silly hoof songs. But I look around me and I see it isn't so. Some people wanna fill the world with silly hoof songs. And what's wrong with that? I'd like to know, cause here I go again I'll hoove you, I'll hoove you I'll hoove you, I'll hoove you. I can't explain, the feeling's pain to me, say can't you see? Angostura Moore, she gave anvil to me Now can't you see, What's wrong with that I need to know, cause here I go, again I'll hoove you, I'll hoove you. Hoof doesnt come in a minute, Sometimes it doesn't come at all I only know that when I'm in it It isn't silly, no, it isn't silly, hoof isn't silly at all. How can I tell you about my hoofed one? How can I tell you about my hoofed one? How can I tell you about my hoofed one? (I'll hoove you) How can I tell you about my hoofed one? (I'll hoove you) [repeat and hoof]
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Post by fourthousandholes on Dec 20, 2006 15:50:44 GMT -5
Where did this picture come from? I find it very disturbing. There's more going on here than was ever in the Mona Lisa!
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Post by Jai Guru Deva on Dec 20, 2006 17:01:06 GMT -5
Why, it's the "Moona Lisa", painted by Leonardo Da Mincemeat! ;D
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 22, 2006 21:40:54 GMT -5
Where did this picture come from? I find it very disturbing. There's more going on here than was ever in the Mona Lisa! The Da Bovinci Code Leonardo Da Bovinci, a bull of royal standards...was an artist of epic proportions and was part of the secret society of the Knights of Bull, who stormed into towns leaving the streets filled with loads of manure. They tormented the townspeople for centuries. In their pagan worship Mamoos, a cow deity who was part sun and part bull was so full of himself that even his poo was considered holy. When he died, he was gored by a wild pig and was carried away clothed in purple. Every year on Dec. 25th, a popular time of the year with alot of religions, Mamoos is honored at a sacred worship service when people dress in cowsuits, and light the sacred bonfire fueling it with manure in honor of their Bull deity. Some people thought that Mamoos was killed and replaced by a faux deity or Famoos as he was named. There is a tale that when the sun goes down on the 25th of December, that the scent of "bull" is very strong in the place where he is most worshipped. Clues to "MID" Mamoos is Dead is in this picture. Doc was very kind to share this artistic masterpiece, and a bit of hidden mystery shared on this thread. You may be convicted and convert to Bullism, or just think this entire thing is a load of "bull". You decide. The eternal condition of your nostrils are at stake
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 22, 2006 21:41:58 GMT -5
Regarding the first post, I wonder how Sir Paul enjoyed his "time" with Miss Pansy Good Mc Kinney? Hmmmm A Scottish cow...
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