Sir Paul as you've never seen him before

[Doc]

lovelyrita said:

fourthousandholes said:

Where did this picture come from?



I find it very disturbing. There's more going on here than was ever in the Mona Lisa!

The Da Bovinci Code

Leonardo Da Bovinci, a bull of royal standards...was an artist of epic proportions and was part of the secret society of the Knights of Bull, who stormed into towns leaving the streets filled with loads of manure. They tormented the townspeople for centuries.

In their pagan worship Mamoos, a cow deity who was part sun and part bull was so full of himself that even his poo was considered holy. When he died, he was gored by a wild pig and was carried away clothed in purple.

Every year on Dec. 25th, a popular time of the year with alot of religions, Mamoos is honored at a sacred worship service when people dress in cowsuits, and light the sacred bonfire fueling it with manure in honor of their Bull deity.

Some people thought that Mamoos was killed and replaced by a faux deity or Famoos as he was named.

There is a tale that when the sun goes down on the 25th of December, that the scent of "bull" is very strong in the place where he is most worshipped. Clues to "MID" Mamoos is Dead is in this picture.

Doc was very kind to share this artistic masterpiece, and a bit of hidden mystery shared on this thread.

You may be convicted and convert to Bullism, or just think this entire thing is a load of "bull". You decide.

The eternal condition of your nostrils are at stake

"Narrow are the passages and straight is the bridge of the nose of those who wilt find Eternal Breath in their Sinuses; wide are the nostrils and crooked is the bridge of the nose of those who shalt receive Eternal Deviation--------of the Septum. And, lo, such as those shall be condemned to suffer inhale always, forever and ever, with unquenchable mucous and
the drainage that never dries."
-----The Dubious Writings, 2nd Fred 12:9, from the 1437 King John Unauthorized Reversion, revised at the stake in 1742 by the guild of Swiss Merchant Tee-totalers

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doctorrobert said:

lovelyrita said:

The eternal condition of your nostrils are at stake

"Narrow are the passages and straight is the bridge of the nose of those who wilt find Eternal Breath in their Sinuses; wide are the nostrils and crooked is the bridge of the nose of those who shalt receive Eternal Deviation--------of the Septum. And, lo, such as those shall be condemned to suffer inhale always, forever and ever, with unquenchable mucous and
the drainage that never dries."
-----The Dubious Writings, 2nd Fred 12:9, from the 1437 King John Unauthorized Reversion, revised at the stake in 1742 by the guild of Swiss Merchant Tee-totalers

Doc, you have discovered the Dead Sinus Scrolls from the ubiquitous and mysterious group of people called the Nasalites.

This is from the hidden mysteries of the ages! The Nasalites were a peculiar tribe of people known in their time as having a great passion for garlic and beans. They ate it, they breathed it, they committed gross acts of indecence with it! They wreaked.

They were shunned because of the gases omitted by the massive numbers they were and were banished from every kingdom and village they tried to conquer.

They were forced into the desert wilderness. They ended up living in caves. But their writings were hidden for ages until it was unearthed in 1965 by a group of drunken Beatle fans who failed to
"turn left at Alberquerkee" and ended up in this cavern where they found scrolls containing such verses as Doc had revealed.

BTW is it possible that DOC is one of those "drunken Beatle fans who failed to turn left at Alberquerkee"? We may never know that truth, but we do know the Nasalites were a very talented group, even though they did "not smell so good" and that those who were near them, not acclamated to their "omission gases" were severely stricken with a rare nasal attack that they could never recover from.

They also worship a "Cow" deity and the artwork that DOC had posted was also a similar artwork found on the walls of that cave.

Strange it may be, but there is a cow worshipping, garlic and bean eating group of people whose noses know no "Utter" than that of the great Cow God.

May you enjoy the birth of Mamoos with your loved ones as you eat beans and garlic, and scare the devil out of your neighbors and co workers....

[Doc]

To "air" is Human, to forgive, Bovine. ;D

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doctorrobert said:

To "air" is Human, to forgive, Bovine. ;D

Truer words never spoken...

This really moooooved me! As I was sitting on my cowch, I was pondering the meaning of life through the eyes of a cow.

How does it feel to be one of the mooo ti ful people?
Now that you know who you are,
what do you want to be? Filet mignon, or just some ground beef?
Now that you've grazed far enough
Far as the eye can see.

How does it feel to be one of the moo tiful people,
and that you've found a place to graze
Where do you want to be?
Baby you're a fat cow
baby you're a fat cow
baby you're a fat cow too.

You keep all your fat on your hips and thighs
Eating all that food,
What a thing to do.
Baby, you're a fat cow, baby you're a fat cow, baby you're a fat cow too...

Mooooving along....

Grazing in the grass is a gas..baby can you dig it?
Like a rolling stone, like a rolling stone,
Like Elmer, and Elsie too,
Like Moo Moo Two,
Dig it, dig it, dig it

I left my manure, in San Francisco...
Old cow, young cow, feel alright on a warm San Francisan night...
Sheep and goats, stay afloat
Ducks can move, so can chickens...

Down on Jr's farm...
Old Mc Donald's Farm...

Old Mc Cartney had a farm, ee eye ee eye oh
and on this farm he had a cow
ee eye ee eye oh
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
Old Mc Cartney had a farm, ee eye ee eye oh...

Oh Elsie, please believe me
I'll never milk you too long
Believe me when I tell you,
I'll never milk you too long
When you kicked me
You really hurt me very much
and you I really broke down and cried
Then you dumped me and left me for dead
and You I nearly broke down and died
Oh Elsie, never leave me
I'll never put you out to pasture
Believe me when I tell you
I'll never put you down....



She Came In Through the barnyard door
protected by her silver moo
but now she leaves her piles in the garden
and yields a yummy, yummy crop

Once there was a way, to leave the barnyard
Once there was a way, to get back to the barn

Boy, you're gonna carry that hey
carry that hey a long time

You never give your patty
you only leave me your toilet paper
And in the middle of vegetation
You break down

Oh all right cow you're gonna be in my fields tonight

And in the end, the grass you eat, is equal to the milk you make...

aaahhhhhh

Her Mooojesty's a pretty nice cow
but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Moojesty's a pretty nice cow but she changes from day to day
I want to tell her I'll milk her alot
But I gotta get a belly full of wine

Her Moojesty's a pretty nice cow
Someday I'm gonna say bovine, oh yeah
Someday I'm gonna say bovine....

[Doc]

Wow, that was quick! Good job, too...........how'd ya do that so fast?
Nice.


Such a wide open range of material.

What about---

Fence I Fell For Ewe?

Moo River?

"You Make Me Field (Like A Natural Heifer)"

"Milkin' Funny" (Much Sweeter Than Wine)

"Papa's Got a Brand New Barn"

"The Pattie Duke Show Theme"

"You Always Herd the One You Love"

and

"Amazing Graze"

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Mooovement in B flat

Mooo gical Mystery Tour

Mooo gical Myster Tour

The Moo on The Field

Moo Jay Way

Your Moooo ther should Grow

I Am the Bull ras

I am the cow man, they are the cow men
I am the bull ras, mooo moo ga jooob

Grazin in an English garden waiting to get milked
If the farmer don't come you get a cereal fix with your milk
I am the cow man,t hey are the cow men
I am the bull ras, moo moo ga jooob

I am the milk man, they are the milk men
I am the bull ras...

very faintly you get the clues of
I buried bull....

untimely manure....

did you milk her?

did you milk her?

Let her graze now...let her graze

the bull was replaced, the bull was replaced....

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Let Me Take you down cause I'm going to
Moooo berry Fields
Nothing gets mowed
and always finding dung about

Mooo bery fields forever

Grazing is easy with eyes closed
Mooosunderstanding all you see
it's getting hard to be bovine but it's alright
It's milking time for me

Let me take you down cause I'm going too
Mooo berry fields
Nothing gets mowed
and always finding dung about
Moooo berry fields forever

Sounds of moos, orchestral manuevers, more mooing
steady drum beat

more mooing and faintly hearing

"I buried bull"

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Summing it all up, Sir Bull Mc Cowtney is really a replacement bull!