Post by LOVELYRITA on Nov 27, 2006 21:55:24 GMT -5
It's the most annoying time of the year
With sugarplum fairies
and gingerbread men
when loved ones are to be feared
It's the most annoying time of the year
all the Santa Claus crap
Is getting to my head, already
and I'm afraid I'll lost my head
Gift exchanges is something I dread
for people I work with, but not wanting to
really buy a gift
I'm so miffed
Generic plastic reindeer in the yards
Mailing out generic holiday cards
This can be the most troubling times
When customers get really annoying with
all their demands
And we're forced to give plastic smiles to their
nasty attitudes
Getting in the car
around the holidays
trying to find a parking place
at the shopping malls
They attack you at the door
You get mobbed by some hag
you fight over a gift you don't want to buy
But you know it's the only one left
Oh creeps in malls
crying kids
and fussing in the stores
Gives me the creeps so I want to escape
and become a recluse
Oh, the car is wrecked
and the job's a mess
The radio it's okay
Oh what fun it is to shop
during these holidays....
Red nosed reindeers, little annoying elves who would rather pull teeth,
scrimpy little trees, and a kid with his beebee gun
Oh what fun is to live during these holidays....
Hey....
IF you say Merry CHristmas, you offend athiests
If you say Happy Holidays, the church people get annoyed
You can't please anyone, so you might as well please yourself
Sit in front of that warm fuzzy fire, roast your chestnuts, and drink some eggnog..because the world out there is frightful, but the eggnog is so delightful..and since I've no better place to go,
Let it snow, let it rain, let it blow..
I'm here away from the madness of Xmas shopping.
So here's to all the Scrooges out there, you may not really be evil, but just worn out from all the plastic decorations and the plastic greetings from the plastic people....keep them on the lawn along with the cheesy yard decorations....
Worn out from people being selfish and rude
Worn out from the hastles and hustles of crazy shoppers and
even crazier drivers....
Trying to figure out what to buy someone
And then when you do give a gift,
You find out they took the gift back and exchanged it for
a magic bullet or electric griddle that cooks a cake on one side while roasting dinner on the other....
Maybe a dinner of M & M's and take out pizza along with a full jug of Mountain Dew or Pepsi and intake the toxins....
Or eat pine nuts and tree bark and die healthier, but alone because during the Holidays, nobody is worried about their health and feeds themselves into depression and when New Year's Comes they go on a diet for a week and when they don't lose all the weight they gained from the holidays, plus the previous year's bad habits. So those who try to eat healthy are not welcome....
Oh have a holly jolly Saturnalia...after all it's a pagan holiday, it's not really about the time that Jesus was born. It's more about toys, and Santa Claus and going into debt buying things that you can't really afford, but you do it nonetheless for people who don't really appreciate the time it took you to go shopping and deal with nasty people and go into debt buying....urgh....
This may reflect my true opinion of the holiday, or a gross exaggeration....it's just something to ponder ....
For some it's a time of getting together with friends and family.
But for some it's a time of loneliness when they don't have friends or family. And nobody seems to care about those outcasts except the Salvation Army or some other church group who would make the time for a holiday meal.
Think about this for a moment...