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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 22, 2005 23:15:37 GMT -5
Just makes for an interesting story
Some mad scientist with a fascination with the Beatles kidnaps JPM in 1966 to a remote island to do strange scientific experiments on one of the most famous musicians of his day. He clones JPM and makes another clone, until there are 1000 Mc Cartneys made to use as stand ins for public appearances, one in the studio while another one is in a movie, etc.
But one clone goes amuck, this one's named Bill, who escapes the island and finds way back to England to stand in for JPM.
1969 the PID rumors fly and all of the clues are placed into the music and album covers....
Somewhere out there are 999 other Pauls.....one being the original JPM....
Sci Fi Theatre....
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Post by Doc on Dec 22, 2005 23:53:10 GMT -5
Just makes for an interesting story Some mad scientist with a fascination with the Beatles kidnaps JPM in 1966 to a remote island to do strange scientific experiments on one of the most famous musicians of his day. He clones JPM and makes another clone, until there are 1000 Mc Cartneys made to use as stand ins for public appearances, one in the studio while another one is in a movie, etc. But one clone goes amuck, this one's named Bill, who escapes the island and finds way back to England to stand in for JPM. 1969 the PID rumors fly and all of the clues are placed into the music and album covers.... Somewhere out there are 999 other Pauls.....one being the original JPM.... Sci Fi Theatre.... Yep, y'all. We're lookin' for a Beatle in a haystack. |
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Post by Doc on Dec 23, 2005 0:04:44 GMT -5
Just makes for an interesting story Some mad scientist with a fascination with the Beatles kidnaps JPM in 1966 to a remote island to do strange scientific experiments on one of the most famous musicians of his day. He clones JPM and makes another clone, until there are 1000 Mc Cartneys made to use as stand ins for public appearances, one in the studio while another one is in a movie, etc. But one clone goes amuck, this one's named Bill, who escapes the island and finds way back to England to stand in for JPM. 1969 the PID rumors fly and all of the clues are placed into the music and album covers.... Somewhere out there are 999 other Pauls.....one being the original JPM.... Sci Fi Theatre.... One day Sherwood Schwartz, original creator/producer of Gilligan's Island, takes the initiative to have all of the Paul's shipped to a secret detainment facility in Studio City, California. (Warner Brothers.) One day, having reached a mutual catharsis of frustration, they stage a revolt, break out of confinement, spread out and take over every square mile from Pasadena to Sherman Oaks. Their story ultimately becomes the subject of the best selling suspense novel: "Valley of the Pauls". Oh, and yes, I'm Neely O'Hara-----NEELY O'HARAAAAAAHHHH!!!! |
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 23, 2005 20:59:57 GMT -5
 "Well fiddle de dee...." Ooops, that was Scarlett O' Hara!  Yes, they escape Hollywood,  and then travel to Egypt...to the valley of the Kings, and one of the Paul's fall fatally wounded while at an excavation site.  Somewhere in the valley of the Kings, lies a Paul beneath the shifting sands... The Continuing Story of Globetrotting Pauls
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Post by lili on Dec 27, 2005 10:22:51 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Dec 27, 2005 21:54:31 GMT -5
After the Faullen Faul in the Valley of the Kings, the other Faux Fauls decided they best get out of Egypt before they get lost in the sands. They thought it would be interesting to go to the Holy Lands of Israel. As they were going into Jerusalem, the Faux Fauls ran into a hostile group of Faux Fingos, who were also performing as Street Mimes and several Faux Fauls were crying "Help" when several Faux Fingos gave them the "silent treatment".
It wasn't a pretty scene as a Faux Foko travelling with some Japanese tourists had gotten caught in the crossfire betwixt the Faux Fauls and the Faux Fingos. Faux Foko started singing Give Peace a Chance and the Faux Fauls and Faux Fingos shook hands and departed ways.
Moral of the story: Never allow a Faux Foko to sing Give Peace A Chance....or any other Lennon composition....
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Post by Doc on Dec 27, 2005 22:07:20 GMT -5
After the Faullen Faul in the Valley of the Kings, the other Faux Fauls decided they best get out of Egypt before they get lost in the sands. They thought it would be interesting to go to the Holy Lands of Israel. As they were going into Jerusalem, the Faux Fauls ran into a hostile group of Faux Fingos, who were also performing as Street Mimes and several Faux Fauls were crying "Help" when several Faux Fingos gave them the "silent treatment". It wasn't a pretty scene as a Faux Foko travelling with some Japanese tourists had gotten caught in the crossfire betwixt the Faux Fauls and the Faux Fingos. Faux Foko started singing Give Peace a Chance and the Faux Fauls and Faux Fingos shook hands and departed ways. Moral of the story: Never allow a Faux Foko to sing Give Peace A Chance....or any other Lennon composition.... Love it.  'Ceptin' abouts one lil' thing, You say dey was Faux. I thot' dey was five? [Sound of PC alarms going off all over the building,] |
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"Well fiddle de dee...." Ooops, that was Scarlett O' Hara! 
and then travel to Egypt...to the valley of the Kings, and one of the Paul's fall fatally wounded while at an excavation site. 
