I have came in contact with the bealtes (sort of)

[Mellow Yellow]

The other day my mom was talking to me about the beatles, and I asked her if she ever seen them preform back in the day, and she said no but...

She lived in Maryland at that time and she said that the beatles stayed at some hotel there, and they began throwing their junk out the window, scarfs, handkerchiefs, phonebooks, etc.

My mom caught a scarf of either paul or ringo, and a signed napkin from john.

The crowd was fighting and everyone was getting their stuff stolen so my mom handed them to her friend and they managed to escape. My mom kept the napkin and her friend kept the scarf, the napkin got burnt when my moms old house burnt down and the scarf is still draped over a doorway in her friends home....

Who knows, if she never washed it it may have one of JPM's hairs on it.....

[luvleerita]

That almost sounds like this story:

I have a friend, whose uncle's brother's mother's cousin's nephew's friend knew a guy whose mother's brother's cousin's friend saw the car that the Beatles ran through in order to get a ride in a laundry truck to escape the fans. And in the process John Lennon farted and the cousin trapped the gas in mason jar, but the jar was accidentally thrown into the garbage and somewhere in a landfill in rural Pennsylvania is a mason jar with John Lennon's trapped fart rests for all of eternity.

And then you will find a group of deranged Beatle fans digging through landfills looking for a mason jar....

[Mellow Yellow]

Yeah except you know..... Like, that scarf is still there, I can go see it and touch it.................. and steal it.

[fourthousandholes]

luvleerita said:

" the jar was accidentally thrown into the garbage and somewhere in a landfill in rural Pennsylvania is a mason jar with John Lennon's trapped fart rests for all of eternity."

Not any more!! ;D

[lili]

Four, are you saying that you're going to look for that jar ? I don't think that's a good idea. We'll never hear from you again !!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Mello, get that scarf & check it for DNA samples PRONTO.

[fourthousandholes]

I have it! I was gonna put it on ebay, but if anyone here wants to make a bid.....

[lili]

Get out !!! How did you get your hands on it Enquiring minds want to know ! ;D ;D ;D