Post by MikeNL on Sept 12, 2007 17:40:20 GMT -5
Alright, i really laughed about this:
An Exclusive Interview With Sir Paul McCartney!
Recently I received an email containing the link www.memoryalmostfull.com/youtellme/, a page on Paul's new website where you you can personally interview the man himself!
So, using the wonders of the internet, I set up an exclusive interview with the great man himself! Here is the full transcript of our little chat!
Hello there Paul, and thank you very much for your time. Firstly, have you ever seen the website before?
I don't know. I don't know the answer.
... Okay. How did you feel when the conspiracy first appeared back at the end of the sixties?
Erm... I haven't really got an answer for that.
Did you ever think that it would snowball to the legend it has now become?
(Paul gets out his guitar and starts to sing) "I don't know the answer to that question. The answer to that question, I don't know." Sorry.
Do you have a particular favourite in regards to the 'clues' that have surfaced during the many years it has been going?
Erm, what is my favourite song I've ever written? That's a pretty difficult question. Song are like babies to me, it's difficult to choose a particular favourite. I don't really know if I have a favourite, I do have favourites... Maybe I'm Amazed, erm, that's a nice song, I like that one. I like Blackbird, I like Hey Hude and Here Today which is a song about John. There are a lot of them that are my favourites. That's just a few for now. okay?
Hmmm. I feel you're trying to dodge the issue here, Paul. Anyway, moving on... Do you mind the attention that the conspiracy gives?
I don't know. I don't know the answer.
Do you wish that it would all just go away and never of happened?
Two minutes to go? Alright? Stop it, it's a waste of time. It's great to be here today on this medium of camera and telefilm cinemagraphic cyberspace. It's great to be here. I hope you're enjoying yourself... I'm not. *laughs* one goat. That's all I have to say to you. And you can blame Abe for that goat story by the way, our drummer. Hmmm. A lot to answer for. Noooo.
Please don't bring the goat into this, Paul, and I'm sorry if I'm boring you. But moving on. Were any of the clues intentionally placed or are they all just making mountains out of molehills?
(Paul gets out his guitar and starts to sing) "I don't know the answer to that question. The answer to that question." I don't know. Sorry.
Okay, can you please stop singing that song now? It's just getting annoying. What about the hair parting that jumped in the mid sixties?
I'm sorry I don't understand that question. Next?
And the height difference?
I don't know. I don't know the answer.
Paul, why do you continually dodge the answer to my questions? Do you have something to hide?
*ulp* Oh, I can't answer that, no. Next question please.
Were you the second gunman behind the grassy knoll?
Erm... I haven't really got an answer for that.
And finally, before I leave you in peace, any messages for the many readers of the website?
I'm sorry, I don't understand that question. Next?
from the great website: Officialy Pronounced Dead?
homepages.tesco.net/harbfamily/opd/interview.html
An Exclusive Interview With Sir Paul McCartney!
Recently I received an email containing the link www.memoryalmostfull.com/youtellme/, a page on Paul's new website where you you can personally interview the man himself!
So, using the wonders of the internet, I set up an exclusive interview with the great man himself! Here is the full transcript of our little chat!
Hello there Paul, and thank you very much for your time. Firstly, have you ever seen the website before?
I don't know. I don't know the answer.
... Okay. How did you feel when the conspiracy first appeared back at the end of the sixties?
Erm... I haven't really got an answer for that.
Did you ever think that it would snowball to the legend it has now become?
(Paul gets out his guitar and starts to sing) "I don't know the answer to that question. The answer to that question, I don't know." Sorry.
Do you have a particular favourite in regards to the 'clues' that have surfaced during the many years it has been going?
Erm, what is my favourite song I've ever written? That's a pretty difficult question. Song are like babies to me, it's difficult to choose a particular favourite. I don't really know if I have a favourite, I do have favourites... Maybe I'm Amazed, erm, that's a nice song, I like that one. I like Blackbird, I like Hey Hude and Here Today which is a song about John. There are a lot of them that are my favourites. That's just a few for now. okay?
Hmmm. I feel you're trying to dodge the issue here, Paul. Anyway, moving on... Do you mind the attention that the conspiracy gives?
I don't know. I don't know the answer.
Do you wish that it would all just go away and never of happened?
Two minutes to go? Alright? Stop it, it's a waste of time. It's great to be here today on this medium of camera and telefilm cinemagraphic cyberspace. It's great to be here. I hope you're enjoying yourself... I'm not. *laughs* one goat. That's all I have to say to you. And you can blame Abe for that goat story by the way, our drummer. Hmmm. A lot to answer for. Noooo.
Please don't bring the goat into this, Paul, and I'm sorry if I'm boring you. But moving on. Were any of the clues intentionally placed or are they all just making mountains out of molehills?
(Paul gets out his guitar and starts to sing) "I don't know the answer to that question. The answer to that question." I don't know. Sorry.
Okay, can you please stop singing that song now? It's just getting annoying. What about the hair parting that jumped in the mid sixties?
I'm sorry I don't understand that question. Next?
And the height difference?
I don't know. I don't know the answer.
Paul, why do you continually dodge the answer to my questions? Do you have something to hide?
*ulp* Oh, I can't answer that, no. Next question please.
Were you the second gunman behind the grassy knoll?
Erm... I haven't really got an answer for that.
And finally, before I leave you in peace, any messages for the many readers of the website?
I'm sorry, I don't understand that question. Next?
from the great website: Officialy Pronounced Dead?
homepages.tesco.net/harbfamily/opd/interview.html
