Run For Your Lives!!...Oh Hello, Vagabond Here!

[Vagabond]

NIR ADMIN-:

..."WHAT on earth is THIS nutjob doing on OUR board?!"

Vagabond: "Who me?...Well, lessee here...um...good question. It's true I've perused the NIR board and it's one heck of an interesting place from the looks of it. As a member of the world renound and multiple award winning message board Macca4ever,(Oscars, no less) I have noted the fine and more than friendly contributions from such good NIR members as: JoJo, Spanky, among others. It seems like an open minded sorta cyber-friendly realm to kick off yer shoes and crack open a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream and dive right in."

NIR ADMIN-:" Aren't you a PIAer?"

Vagabond: " Oh yes, well you see the thing about that is while I am a PIAer, I am also a ground-breaking artist in the rare and neurotically creative field of Female vocalist inpersonation's. Yep! No guff! Melissa Ethridge, ABBA, Grace Slick, Ann Wilson, Tracy Chapman, Rita Coolidge, "Alanis Morissette", Sarah McLaughlin, Avril Lavigne...you name 'em, I sing 'em.

NIR ADMIN-:"So what? Lot's of people can do impersonations. It's all in the vocal delivery y'know Vagabond. Besides, what does any of this have to do with your being a PIAer...we're a 'Paul Was Replaced' board. We are NOT a 'Saturday Night Live recruitment board', Vagabond!"

Vagabond:"...Umm..I'm a: swell and open minded person with one heck of a Weird al Yankovic CD collection actually. I also like to be called: Vaggie. Please refer to me as such...Yes, I am a traveling cyber Minstrel, and a moderately cute one at that, thank y'all very much."

NIR ADMIN-:"What are your interests? Your likes and dislikes and such?"

Vaggie:" From the bottom of my heart which is deep inside my body, here in no ( very nearly) particular order, are my interests and hobbies:

Writing Songs.

Singing.

Playing Music.

Sucking up to Admins on new message boards which I have just joined (usually within minutes of recieving my new and really groovy password....which I've already changed...I couldn't pronounce the first one).

Traveling.

Music.

Eating food that's good for me...like spinach ice cream, taco pizza's, cherry flavoured anything. Chocolate Chocolate CHOCOLATE....UM..AND YOGURT, BAILEYS salads and tea, MORE CHOCOLATE AND UHHH...somebody get me a medic QUICK...I think I O.D. on chocolate flavored banana peels dipped in pizza sauce!

Making people laugh...you do know that having a sense of humor adds 50 years to your life don't y'all know. Or is it, they who the live longest laughs hardest?...

Music of all kinds. Rock, Pop, Jazz, R&B, Classical, Alternative, Leading Edge, Jagged Edge, Soft Edge, Weird College and University Radio, Wacked- out Smorgasborg type music... NO TV or Newspapers, not often anyways.

Oh...and the Beatles of course. Hey Ringo! Where's my autographed copy of: Back off Booger-loops?..Erm I mean: Boogaloo!"

NIR ADMIN-:"What are you? Some kind of nut?"

Vaggie:

NIR ADMIN-:"What are you? Some kind of nut?"

"....Well since you all asked....umm...oh NO! Look behind you!"

NIR ADMIN-:"Yeah right! Like we're falling for that old trick!"

Vaggie:"I'm gonna go check out the threads now...has anybody seen a really big glass of Bailey's lying around here someplace?...Oh, and HELLO TO ALL!"

...WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' DRINK! Oh well, I'll just order another. That's what Tom Waites always does...I'll start right now with a Pepsi!"

[xpt626]

[Vagabond]

On second thought...I'll have what xtp626 is having. Nice touch, and a very classy image to say hello by.

Right now I've gotta' go practice my Go Go's aka Belinda Carlisle, lead singer of the eighties all-girl rock group The Go-Gos...it's all in the diaphram, the approach, the landing, the imagination, ...and uhmmm...having an open mind about these sorts of odd artistic excursions--however life-long they may be...I'll take that drink now, thanks. I love this smily Btw Very nice!

[Goldfinger]

Welcome aboard Vaggie!

Nice friendly group of people here. I have some Bailey's at home. Think I'll hit it when I get there.

[JoJo]

The admin was replaced I think..

[Doc]

well i don know about that but ahm on my second pour of bailey's irish cream creme whatever and let me telll you right now everybody looks different to me. They shore enough do. And thats fi-i-i-ine.
OK i'll gain 2.3 pounds back but i can get restarted on diet plan B tomorrow morning after i come to. wake up. (hic***)

is this the nice board with the nice people? howd i get in this room?
what time is it? i have to get up at the crack of noon no later than 12:15. or 20.
I have been busy since late may i can be a hippie dilletante drunk malingerer slob for this week if i want to can I get a amen! thank you! cause i get busy again soon and i need to recharge my fried *ss batteries before the schedule pix up agin

OK
well, welcome, the Vagga-meister, vaggie, Vagabond, the Man!
Good poet---good song writer------all around good person---good poster---good good good. Thanks for joining us here we aint all drunks just me in my little cycles

hi.

by. more later. (hic***) gotta re-pour who stole my big glass


oh BTW I go by 'perplexed' over to the larryc place

[Vagabond]

The ADMIN- was replaced?! Say it ain't so JoJo!
Well, we'll just have to investigate the whole messy shebang won't we?

Very nice to hear from you all. Hi ya Bug and Perplexed. As has been mentioned by yours truly on M4E about a gazillion times, I am a big supporter of the Baileys Irish Cream (on the rocks). Just be careful...if you're a clutz like me and you read while you are drinkin' then somehow, (don't ask how, pul-leeese) you end up spilling it. I actually got some in my eye once! Baileys Iris Creamed anybody?

Perplexed, I knew you liked Baileys but so does the Bug miester...go figure. It's a cornicopia of Bailey drinkers here at NIR. A veritable smorgasborg of a Bailey love-fest...don't y'all go bailing out on me now. Anybody else like Baileys?

I've been hard at work cooking up some new songs and the like, also some parodies because they help keep me to keep my sense of humor about life in general. Music does that as well. We all need a little pick-me-up every now and zen...whether it's fine liquor, a song, watching some cartoon character fall on their kiester (I mean you, Courtney Love ). Oh sheesh! That was just mean. Well, maybe she's never been the nicest person on this planet but I certainly do not wish her any ill will. Bad Kharma y'know. Get better Courtney...no really. That's a good sweetheart. She's a cranky woman but nobody's perfect...especially her. Oooooh...not nice Vaggie!

I'm off. Everybody wish me luck tonight. I've got an um...busy night ahead writing, and minding other people's business out in the big ol' world. A friend of mine invited me to some show or other but for the life of me I forget what it's called. I perfer spending time with a friend to sitting in a hotel room and watching Survivor year#9... Thanks for the great hello's everybody. ;D

P.S. Richard Hatch should stop making return appearences to that program (Survivor)...am I alone in thinking that?! Bring back Susan. Or was it Jenny? Sandra? Jennifer? Ben? Bennifer Aflected? So many seasons on Survivor, so little real use for it on my part really. I'll take the radio or a cosy CD over TV any day...everyday really. ;D