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Post by jarvitronics on Jun 26, 2007 23:16:06 GMT -5
Sometimes things are just coincidental. Just because my passport number ends with 666 doesn't make me the Antichrist. Sometimes things are just coincidental. Just because dividing my passport number by my birthday gives 666 doesn't make me the Antichrist. Sometimes things are just coincidental. Just because the letters in my name add up to 666 doesn't make me the Antichrist. Sometimes things are just coincidental!!! How loud do I have to sing it?  -jb |
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Post by fourthousandholes on Jun 27, 2007 10:18:19 GMT -5
3 strikes and you're out, Baalzebub!  |
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Post by jarvitronics on Jun 27, 2007 10:34:12 GMT -5
3 strikes and you're out, Baalzebub! You've learned the tales of totem lords And dogmen of the dark Who pine on plans for branding paws With some infernal mark The pitch is of conspiracy A knotty new world scam To lodge upon the serious One counterfeit I AM The wag is that the six-six-six As plaintiff soon will stand To court the planet to the pit Where whining whelps are tanned He is a seedy neobeast A sewer: peel to core Who aims to shoot us down to heck And cane us--evermore So how about we stem the piss Before the mutthole barks? Elect me to the post instead And root up all the sharks! You haven't got a plum to lose I'd call 'em straight and nice I wouldn't crack a single skull If I were Antichrist Now if I can just get my tongue unstuck from the inside of my cheek... -j |
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jun 29, 2007 3:44:41 GMT -5
Sometimes things are just coincidental. Just because my passport number ends with 666 doesn't make me the Antichrist. Sometimes things are just coincidental. Just because dividing my passport number by my birthday gives 666 doesn't make me the Antichrist. Sometimes things are just coincidental. Just because the letters in my name add up to 666 doesn't make me the Antichrist. Sometimes things are just coincidental!!! How loud do I have to sing it? -jb This was originally sung By Prince Charles...whose name adds up to 666 in English and Hebrew.... And since you are not descended from the crowned heads of Europe, have ties to the Illuminati and is the first born of Queen Elizabeth...Not the Prince of Wales and not known as the Dark Prince...and not married to Camillia, you're not the Beast.... If you're curious as to where I got that...just ask..if not, it will remain obscure. |
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Post by fourthousandholes on Jun 29, 2007 10:47:29 GMT -5
I know where she got it.
REX Harrison: "By George, I think she's got it!"
otherWISE: something about you and a cup of tea.
(We're all so mysterious around here.)
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Post by jarvitronics on Jun 29, 2007 14:51:50 GMT -5
This was originally sung By Prince Charles...whose name adds up to 666 in English and Hebrew.... And since you are not descended from the crowned heads of Europe, have ties to the Illuminati and is the first born of Queen Elizabeth...Not the Prince of Wales and not known as the Dark Prince...and not married to Camillia, you're not the Beast.... If you're curious as to where I got that...just ask..if not, it will remain obscure. Oh but I did descend from royalty. Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Brian Boruimhe, John "Longshanks," and the Merovingians are all in my family tree. Charles isn't qualified to be The Antichrist, because The Antichrist is supposed to rise out of obscurity; so whomever he is, you have never heard of him... Unfortunately I have no ties to the Illuminati, so if they want me for the top job they are going to have to ask nicely. -j |
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Post by Mellow Yellow on Jun 29, 2007 15:13:34 GMT -5
If there ever was an Andy-Christ it would be the result of fanatical Christians fulfilling their own damn prophecy IMO
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Post by jarvitronics on Jun 29, 2007 17:17:28 GMT -5
If there ever was an Andy-Christ it would be the result of fanatical Christians fulfilling their own damn prophecy IMO Oh come on Mellow, you have to go with it or it isn't any fun... -j |
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Post by jarvitronics on Jun 29, 2007 17:20:49 GMT -5
This was originally sung By Prince Charles...whose name adds up to 666 in English and Hebrew.... And since you are not descended from the crowned heads of Europe, have ties to the Illuminati and is the first born of Queen Elizabeth...Not the Prince of Wales and not known as the Dark Prince...and not married to Camillia, you're not the Beast.... If you're curious as to where I got that...just ask..if not, it will remain obscure. Are you talking about that Tim Cohen book? I've seen that at Barnes & Noble - read part of it too. -j |
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Post by jarvitronics on Jun 30, 2007 2:13:52 GMT -5
If there ever was an Andy-Christ it would be the result of fanatical Christians fulfilling their own damn prophecy IMO Untie Christ. (Hey Jute) Endive Christ. (Lettuce pray) Ant High Christ. (Honey, I shrunk the Yid!) The Bible says there was an Auntie Christ. John Baptist's mum it was. Can I get a wit niece?  -j |
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Post by fourthousandholes on Jun 30, 2007 3:47:13 GMT -5
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Post by plastic paul on Jul 1, 2007 7:43:58 GMT -5
WTF are you talking about!?
(Rhetorical)
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Post by jarvitronics on Jul 1, 2007 8:18:16 GMT -5
WTF are you talking about!? (Rhetorical) Hey PP. I initiated this thread to illustrate (rhetorically heh) that not everything that looks like a clue is a real clue. It got sort of silly from there. -j |
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Post by fourthousandholes on Jul 1, 2007 8:42:13 GMT -5
And sometimes things that look or sound absolutely silly really are clues! |
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Post by Jude on Jul 1, 2007 8:47:59 GMT -5
If there ever was an Andy-Christ it would be the result of fanatical Christians fulfilling their own damn prophecy IMO Umm....could you possibly be any more hostile towards any Christians that post here? Vaggie, Paul Bearer, and I to name a few.  |
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Post by jarvitronics on Jul 1, 2007 9:05:01 GMT -5
If there ever was an Andy-Christ it would be the result of fanatical Christians fulfilling their own damn prophecy IMO Umm....could you possibly be any more hostile towards any Christians that post here? Vaggie, Paul Bearer, and I to name a few. Matthew 18:21-22, my good brother. -j |
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Post by jarvitronics on Jul 1, 2007 9:15:06 GMT -5
If there ever was an Andy-Christ it would be the result of fanatical Christians fulfilling their own damn prophecy IMO Umm....could you possibly be any more hostile towards any Christians that post here? Vaggie, Paul Bearer, and I to name a few. And to be fair, he did say "fanatical" Christians, not Christians in general. -j |
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Post by Jude on Jul 1, 2007 9:16:10 GMT -5
Without looking that up, I can safely guess that you're referring to "turn the other cheek". While I can't disagree that it would be the better thing to do, I can't help but point out that it's very annoying, as a Christian, that any time you are defensive of your faith or are merely sticking up for your own self---what most people would do---it's only minutes before someone tells you "hey, what happened to "turn the other cheek"?. Look, I'm not some kind of monk who has dedicated himself to praying 24 hours a day and being hyper-spiritual and abstinent from all anger. I don't know if that's what you think a Christian should be or that anyone of my faith claims to be so spiritual, but I'll be the first to admit that I have a bit of an anger issue. I get angry at people who just seem to be naturally geared towards hostility towards Christians. Did I do something wrong to Mellow Yellow? No. But he kind of just called Christians "fanatical" and the anti-Christ something of their own making. It's easy to make fun of what you know little about.  Am I being too defensive? I don't think so. I think nine times out of ten it's Christianity that gets targeted. Not any other major religion. And it's usually by trendy young liberals who think it's cool to make fun of "out-dated", "laughable" Christians and to blame them for a majority of the world's problems. I've been told all sorts of things before....that I should "turn the other cheek", and that I should "get off my 'Christians are an oppressed minority high-horse'" (which is ironic, considering that no one who considers themselves an oppressed minority can by any definition be on a "high horse"). I'm just sick of it. Forgive me for my ranting, but this is just how I am. It could have been an offhanded remark about homosexuals and I still would have been this defensive. What's wrong is wrong, and I stick up for the wronged, even if the person wronging had no idea how offensive his remarks seemed. Any time you mention a specific group, a religion, a sexual orientation, whatever---and don't take into account that this is the internet and all those people who are inclusive to said groups post on forums like these---your words will be scrutinized. That said, if I ever offend your or anyone else, let me know ASAP so I can make it right. And just so I can call it ahead of time---I know I'm probably gonna get hell for this post. I probably came across sounding to extreme. But whatever...you got to say what you got to say as long as you say it sensibly and responsibly. |
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Post by jarvitronics on Jul 1, 2007 9:21:12 GMT -5
Without looking that up, I can safely guess that you're referring to "turn the other cheek". While I can't disagree that it would be the better thing to do, I can't help but point out that it's very annoying, as a Christian, that any time you are defensive of your faith or are merely sticking up for your own self---what most people would do---it's only minutes before someone tells you "hey, what happened to "turn the other cheek"?. Look, I'm not some kind of monk who has dedicated himself to praying 24 hours a day and being hyper-spiritual and abstinent from all anger. I don't know if that's what you think a Christian should be or that anyone of my faith claims to be so spiritual, but I'll be the first to admit that I have a bit of an anger issue. I get angry at people who just seem to be naturally geared towards hostility towards Christians. Did I do something wrong to Mellow Yellow? No. But he kind of just called Christians "fanatical" and the anti-Christ something of their own making. It's easy to make fun of what you know little about. All valid points, no doubt. This is the cross you have chosen to bear. -j |
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Post by fourthousandholes on Jul 1, 2007 9:33:32 GMT -5
btw, the referenced text was that one should forgive offenses of a brother 490 times.
After that you can punch him in the face! ;D
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Post by jarvitronics on Jul 1, 2007 9:47:51 GMT -5
btw, the referenced text was that one should forgive offenses of a brother 490 times. After that you can punch him in the face! ;D Heh good one. Los horn nachos por que? That would explain how Jesus could be so meek and humble and forgiving, but when he comes back he's going to kick ass on all us heathens. -j |
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Post by jarvitronics on Jul 1, 2007 9:55:27 GMT -5
And sometimes things that look or sound absolutely silly really are clues! So are you saying that I AM the Antichrist? When do I start getting paid? This job sucks! -j |
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Post by Jude on Jul 1, 2007 10:09:29 GMT -5
btw, the referenced text was that one should forgive offenses of a brother 490 times. After that you can punch him in the face! ;D LOL  |
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Post by jarvitronics on Jul 1, 2007 10:20:29 GMT -5
Any time you mention a specific group, a religion, a sexual orientation, whatever---and don't take into account that this is the internet and all those people who are inclusive to said groups post on forums like these---your words will be scrutinized. People are offended by words. How weak is that? Every ethnic and religious and philosophical group deserves to be made fun of. The more we do it and laugh out loud the more we realize there are no words worth being offended over. Say whatever you want about me or how I think or what I do. It's all good. If you physically mess with my people or my stuff I will f*ck you up. Get the difference? That said, if I ever offend your or anyone else, let me know ASAP so I can make it right. Okay. Now is a good time for me to take you up on that. I am offended by people who are easily offended. Bwahahaha. -j |
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Post by JoJo on Jul 1, 2007 13:15:26 GMT -5
Say whatever you want about me or how I think or what I do. It's all good. If you physically mess with my people or my stuff I will f*ck you up. Get the difference? Yeah, wouldn't last too long at this if I gave a fig about what others say about this PWR pursuit, one doesn't have to travel very far on the internets to find the derisive remarks. Whatever, but we decided we didn't need it within the "walls" of the board, as it disrupts everyone's train of thought. I agree in principle with what you are saying, but most need the passage of time to develop a sufficiently thick skin to deal with the harsher stuff. |
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