Macca has let the cat out of the bag.....

[Doc]

Macca has let the cat out of the bag.....and it's too soon, much too soon. I never expected this. What are we going to do? What have we got left now? We have a big fat forum with no reason to go on existing, no excuse for posting, and communicating, and comparing notes, it's all over, it's all over [Doc breaks down into tears]..it's not right, it's not right I tell, it's all too much.......look at this. LOOK AT THIS!

www.beatles-unlimited.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2509&Itemid=31


WHY?

WHY?? [tearful sobbing]

NOOOOOTTTTTT YETTTTTTTTTTT! NOT YET! NO! It isn't fair, it isn't right.

I had tons more mileage to milk out of this thing, and so many people have the jump on the news, nowe I can't brag that I told them. 'Cause he went and told 'em, that's what he did! WHY!!!



WHY???

[sobbing]

[5 minutes of snot-blowing whimpers, pathetic sounds of misery, and unappealing gurgling and whing.........]

[5 minutes of total quiet]

Alright, I have my composure back. See, I was going to organize a big Macca birthday dinner for June 20th, and invite all my friends, all the skeptics, and we would talk about the news that had come out the day before....and we would have gone into the country side, and into the by-ways, and spread the word, told the people about the Beatles, and what happened, and why, and how, and.....

Now they'll get it all straught out of the Rolling Stone magazine, and oh, even worse, PEOPLE MAGAZINE with a eighth grade synopsis in two pages and no riveting details or complex explanations.
[sobbing begins again]

What is the world coming to what is the world coming to, the fifteen second sound byte and a 30 cent coupon for two for one before May 2nd (valid where legal)?

YES! THere is no glamour left in the world. No drama, no romantic, grande, sweeping grandiose opportunity for me to eloquently spin and describe all the minutia....

[Phone rings]

It's 4 in the morning? Who could that be? Hello? Yes, oh, its you again. WHat do you mean, I'm never happy? I'm frequently happy. I'm happy as a lark all the time. I spend my life smelling the daffodils and watching butterflies......OK, OK, I am being a little dramatic about the news. But couldn't he have waited just two more months?

He got tired of waiting?

And they just let him do it, just like that?



[flash of realizations come over Doc]

I've been wrong. I've been wrong about everything.
It's all my fault. I caused this. I am responsible. I made this happen. Well, he has to take it back, he has to take it back, right now! He'll just have to print a retraction. I never really wanted this to happen, I was sooooowrong. Why? Why did I do it?

[Doc hangs up with mysterious caller]

Look what my all circuitous b*tching hath wrought! Oh, whoah is me!
Whoah is me! Whoooooo-ah is me.

I am as guilty as Bette Davis. In every film she ever made.

OMG< I've got to call Doris, Dylan, B.B., and Feric before it's to late......I have to stop them before they get the wrong idea.
The space time continuum will melt down if too many substitutes
give it all away.......including....ME......the real me......my real name and identity........OMG..........how will the world take it.....it could shake the world to the very core.........and begin the final melt-down......NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


[This tale to be continued next year on April First, 2007.]

[JoJo]

Hah, I wondered where that April fool's story was hiding.. (you know someone had to do it)

[DarkHorse]

Well it doesn't help our case too much. It seems that was intentional because of the growing interest in this subject on the internet in the last few years.

[Doc]

darkhorse said:

Well it doesn't help our case too much. It seems that was intentional with the growing interest in this subject on the internet in the last few years.

No, it doesn't, but it must have been a nice way to get a load off of his jest (thanks, TI), and Ringo's as well perhaps.

Flown smoothly right under the radar, too.

[Doc]

jojo said:

Hah, I wondered where that April fool's story was hiding.. (you know someone had to do it)

I had been expecting it, for some cosmic reason, but I didn't know that the timing on it's discovery, by one of us (and it could have been anybody, why was I the lucky on, this round?)......that the timing of it's coming to light would be delayed. 9 days. It had to be a product of April Fool's Day........Now, the concotor of it is a sure mystery, but it's connected to that BU magazine.

Which is BUM.........which itself is a curious choice.

Well, for one day only a year, there is "proof".
You PIA'ers can have it true that PIA 364 days (not counting leap year), and we PIDder's can have it true one day each year.
Give us one bone, d*mnmit, even losers on the "Wheel of Fortune" walk away with some token consolation prize.

Hard evidence is, admittedly, failing to be in our possession at this time, and for some time now. We are behind and have become the underdog "team", bow-wow.

We still have games left in the season, and must make some efforts on the court to at least make a few points, no matter how paultry the score.

Even the "last place outfit" suits up every weekend and goes out and puts on a brave show for whatever crowd in the stands.

You've not been awarded as many penalties, on the whole, as we are racking up lately.

If you wipe us off the court for good, who will you have for practice dribble?

You have Wilt "KHAN" Chamberlain and Flaming "Michael Jordan" Pie on your offensive. We are doing what we can. We may miss some hoops but we are still holding position.

[LOVELYRITA]

Darn, I was hoping that the "proverbial cat" would have been revealed on the Weekly World News aside the pic of the "Bat Boy" being found in Liverpool......

www.curledup.com/batboyww.htm

Doc, you will appreciate it if Bat Boy were part of it


I think there is more to this bat boy than meets the eye...

[TotalInformation]

Am I the only one who caught "Bat Boy" the musical off-Broadway? I picked up the soundtrack; it's more enjoyable than most of Sir FAUL's 'solo' work.

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005JXS7/

[LOVELYRITA]

Bat Boy, the musical? Why DOC wrote it. He was inspired when he stood in line at the grocery store and saw Bat Boy's face on the tabloid....I think it was when he was found in Ohio.....