I hope this study leads to it being removed from the world market. I know from personal experience that it triggers headaches and seizures. Thanks Don!
Which is why I have cut down to a mere 6 cans a day of Aspartame.
Any less and I would be a coward. A man has to face his headaches and seizures head on. To avoid aspartame would be to run away from them. Even if it means a psychotic break, how can I shrink from my duty at the grocery store of stocking up on "equal"-laced diet sodas? It wouldn't be American.
You wouldn't want me to be un-American, now would you, even even my mental health were riding on it?
When they come haul me away, kicking and screaming in a delusional fit, at least I'll be able to wave my flag high and know that I did it for my country.
Mom, apple pie, guns, and a fistful of Aspartame. Quel patriotique.
OOPS! (no french....it's the francophobia coming out) How patriotic. Dude. [clears throat loudly, masculinly] Yeah.
Well, I'll leave the guns to other folks who are comfortable with them. Like good old mom.
I'll keep the pie. Loaded with Equal. And wash it down with a
diet Fanta orange Zero. Gotta keep my carbs down. No matter how crazy it makes me.
[Sound of howling, baying at the moon. It was a LONNNNGGGGGG night.] ;D