|
|
Post by sweetlorettamartin on Sept 15, 2008 17:05:05 GMT -5
Just want to inform readers that I will continue the work of a colleague of mine, LovelyRita. She will no longer be making posts here. We sent her to a lovely retirement village for aging Beatle fans called Strawberry Fields Forever. It's sad, she's not yet 50! It was time. She was uttering Beatle lyrics in her sleep and her relatives were Rolling Stones' fans. It was a conflict of interests and there just was nothing else they could do for her. When she tried to tell them Paul was Replaced, they were convinced the cheese slipped off her cracker. Actually, it melted under the heat. But we'll allow those people to believe what they wish. It didn't help her cause when she placed the dishes in the washing machine, mistaking it for the dishwasher. It also was an issue when she was found sitting on the front porch trying to bite her own face. They have a wonderful basketweaving class there that Rita can take up her favorite hobby. They have no computer access. So, with that in mind, remember there's a place for all former members to go when they've finally reached the point of no return.  |
|
|
|
Post by B on Sept 15, 2008 17:21:49 GMT -5
"It didn't help her cause when she placed the dishes in the washing machine, mistaking it for the dishwasher."But now she sucks her thumb and wonders By the banks of her own lagoon Didn't anybody tell her ? Didn't anybody see? Aspartame will do that to ya. 
|
|
|
|
Post by Doc on Sept 15, 2008 18:08:37 GMT -5
Just want to inform readers that I will continue the work of a colleague of mine, LovelyRita. She will no longer be making posts here. We sent her to a lovely retirement village for aging Beatle fans called Strawberry Fields Forever. It's sad, she's not yet 50! It was time. She was uttering Beatle lyrics in her sleep and her relatives were Rolling Stones' fans. It was a conflict of interests and there just was nothing else they could do for her. When she tried to tell them Paul was Replaced, they were convinced the cheese slipped off her cracker. Actually, it melted under the heat. But we'll allow those people to believe what they wish. It didn't help her cause when she placed the dishes in the washing machine, mistaking it for the dishwasher. It also was an issue when she was found sitting on the front porch trying to bite her own face. They have a wonderful basketweaving class there that Rita can take up her favorite hobby. They have no computer access. So, with that in mind, remember there's a place for all former members to go when they've finally reached the point of no return. THIS is the Point of No Return: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp4UqGxOeHkKeep your hand at the level of your eye! |
|
|
|
Post by mindgames on Sept 17, 2008 18:13:09 GMT -5
For a second there I thought u were saying Rita died, after all that is what Stawberry Fields is, man, so be careful how you use it.  [quote author=sweetlorettamartin board=introduce thread=5063 post=65057 time=1221516305]Just want to inform readers that I will continue the work of a colleague of mine, LovelyRita. She will no longer be making posts here. We sent her to a lovely retirement village for aging Beatle fans called Strawberry Fields Forever. It's sad, she's not yet 50! It was time. She was uttering Beatle lyrics in her sleep and her relatives were Rolling Stones' fans. It was a conflict of interests and there just was nothing else they could do for her. When she tried to tell them Paul was Replaced, they were convinced the cheese slipped off her cracker. Actually, it melted under the heat. But we'll allow those people to believe what they wish. It didn't help her cause when she placed the dishes in the washing machine, mistaking it for the dishwasher. It also was an issue when she was found sitting on the front porch trying to bite her own face. They have a wonderful basketweaving class there that Rita can take up her favorite hobby. They have no computer access. So, with that in mind, remember there's a place for all former members to go when they've finally reached the point of no return. [/quote] |
|
|
|
Post by mommybird on Sept 17, 2008 22:28:31 GMT -5
Well, I hope that her little "rest" will do her good. She was a great poster & a good friend. We will miss her terribly ! |
|
