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Post by Doc on Aug 21, 2009 19:27:20 GMT -5
Anyone else feeling old? And what about our old favorite songs? Should they be revised lyrically to reflect that? Well, then------
A lyrical retrospective
Just for fun, for my olde! friends--xo
Some of the vocal artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver (one of my favorites).
8. The Commodores-- - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
12. The Temptations-- - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
13. Abba---Denture Queen.
14 Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.
17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To
18. Beatles----The Long and Winding Load
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Post by FAUllibLE on Aug 22, 2009 16:12:42 GMT -5
HAAHAHAHAHA those are great!!! I wanna try one: James Brown--- Papa's got a Brand New Colostomy Bag
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Post by jestertor on Aug 23, 2009 3:55:40 GMT -5
Another top ten. Guess who wrote these (spot the odd one out)?
Lame git on the boogie
While my catarrh gently weeps
You're so vague
Stairlift to heaven
Twitch and shout
This wheelchair's on fire
Sympathy for the dribble
Who are you?
The man who soiled the world
You've lost that living feeling
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Post by B on Sept 3, 2009 3:35:41 GMT -5
Who are you?
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