thewalruswaspaul
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Post by thewalruswaspaul on Jun 22, 2011 18:20:28 GMT -5
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Post by ramone on Jun 22, 2011 22:59:36 GMT -5
I found this document (at Wholefoods in a shopping cart just used by a sherpa) on how Paul was replaced by a Lithuanian lutheran luthier 'cause well, ya never know when that back round will come in handy - especially in the crazy world of music making.
It mentions being originally androgynous (like his cousin Pat) our 'man' can morph into either sex as needed.
This can be seen in some past photos that can be described as tipping to the effeminate side.
This is attributed to him tipping back one too many 'shirley temples'
(three straight in a row I believe)
This in turn contributes to lack of mental gender control - even veteran morphologists can succumb to a mediocre mixologist - and things can get a bit blurry - and not just from the perspective of the morpher.
Though unintentional, this shows that the morph thing does indeed happen for all you naysayers.
Morphaul (hey, thats the lads slagging him, not me) functions as most anyone else.
Intakes sustenance, assimilates.
Does #1, # 2, and #3
(yes, you guessed it - shares dna with Mork)
But that's a whole other story.
While Morfaul could present as a reasonable Paul, he couldn't really play bass
extraordinarily well.
That mountain was turned into a molehill by someone (takeaway delivery guy) suggesting 'hey, just don't play the thing - stick to piano or something - nobody'll notice!! - and that'll be 10 bob for the curry.'
With some consternation, they went with it.
Morphaul didn't really play live bass till two earth years later up on a roof somewhere.
It confirmed to the public he and the lads could still play live.
But, way more importantly, the mother ship could pick it up easily and re-transmit to the home planet.
ET bookies had odds on wether he could pull it off,
plus a lot of 'you know what' was made on pay per view there.
What's little known is a fair amount of coin was to be had by those with odds on John forgetting the words to his song.
Not many saw that one coming.
But a splendid time was guaranteed for all - and delivered.
End of Part One
I'll go shopping tomorrow and see what I can dig up.
my opinion:
- makes as much sense as 60if
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1billyshears1
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Living the beatles legend!
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Post by 1billyshears1 on Jun 22, 2011 23:49:44 GMT -5
I remember reading somewhere that the creator of this document admitted he made the thing up. Plus your taking this from the same site that suggests Paul was replaced by some female WW2 spy and Brain Epstien was replaced by Don Knotts. The folks over at TKIN are a bunch of loons, IMO
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Post by iameye on Jun 23, 2011 6:48:43 GMT -5
"Morphaul didn't really play live bass till two earth years later up on a roof somewhere. It confirmed to the public he and the lads could still play live. But, way more importantly, the mother ship could pick it up easily and re-transmit to the home planet. ET bookies had odds on wether he could pull it off, plus a lot of 'you know what' was made on pay per view there. What's little known is a fair amount of coin was to be had by those with odds on John forgetting the words to his song. Not many saw that one coming. But a splendid time was guaranteed for all - and delivered. End of Part One I'll go shopping tomorrow and see what I can dig up. my opinion: - makes as much sense as 60if
It confirmed to the public he and the lads could still play live.
But, way more importantly, the mother ship could pick it up easily and re-transmit to the home planet.
ET bookies had odds on wether he could pull it off,
plus a lot of 'you know what' was made on pay per view there.
What's little known is a fair amount of coin was to be had by those with odds on John forgetting the words to his song.
Not many saw that one coming.
But a splendid time was guaranteed for all - and delivered."lol  |
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Post by P(D)enny La(i)ne on Jun 23, 2011 10:43:38 GMT -5
I remember reading somewhere that the creator of this document admitted he made the thing up. Plus your taking this from the same site that suggests Paul was replaced by some female WW2 spy and Brain Epstien was replaced by Don Knotts. The folks over at TKIN are a bunch of loons, IMO Preposterous!     |
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thewalruswaspaul
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Post by thewalruswaspaul on Jun 23, 2011 12:06:35 GMT -5
I remember reading somewhere that the creator of this document admitted he made the thing up. Plus your taking this from the same site that suggests Paul was replaced by some female WW2 spy and Brain Epstien was replaced by Don Knotts. The folks over at TKIN are a bunch of loons, IMO Yea, I kinda suspected that. The woman who supposedly replaced him is named Pearl Cornioley. It's all alot of hogwash. |
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Post by iameye on Jun 23, 2011 12:41:33 GMT -5
I remember reading somewhere that the creator of this document admitted he made the thing up. Plus your taking this from the same site that suggests Paul was replaced by some female WW2 spy and Brain Epstien was replaced by Don Knotts. The folks over at TKIN are a bunch of loons, IMO Yea, I kinda suspected that. The woman who supposedly replaced him is named Pearl Cornioley. It's all alot of hogwash. Depends how you see it  www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/1579844/Pearl-Cornioley.htmlHaving parachuted from an RAF Halifax on September 22 1943, Pearl Witherington landed near Chateauroux, in the southern Loire, where she was to join the Resistance group known as "Stationer". SOE gave all its agents a trade as a codename, and Pearl Witherington was referred to as "Wrestler"; her nom de guerre in France was "Pauline"; in wireless transmissions to Britain she was called "Marie". She was, of course, a fluent French-speaker, and her false papers declared her to be the representative of a cosmetics firm. Beyond that she had to rely on what she called "a sensitivity to atmospheres", her innate sangfroid and - her last resort - a gun. lol |
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Post by iameye on Jun 23, 2011 12:55:48 GMT -5
Halifax Surname Origin
(Origin Saxon) Locality. From the city of Halifax, in Yorkshire, England, so called from Halig, holy, and faex, hair--holy hair; from the sacred hair of a certain virgin whom a clerk beheaded because she would not comply with his desires. She was afterward canonized. From this circumstance, the village was also called Horton, from Haer, Saxon, hair, and ton, a town.
who?
lol
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thewalruswaspaul
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Post by thewalruswaspaul on Jun 23, 2011 14:27:56 GMT -5
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Post by ramone on Jun 23, 2011 17:03:37 GMT -5
Halifax Surname Origin (Origin Saxon) Locality. From the city of Halifax, in Yorkshire, England, so called from Halig, holy, and faex, hair--holy hair; from the sacred hair of a certain virgin whom a clerk beheaded because she would not comply with his desires. She was afterward canonized. From this circumstance, the village was also called Horton, from Haer, Saxon, hair, and ton, a town. who? lol I thought I heard a roo. oh pooh, wrong franchise. I'll get 'em straight eventually. |
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thewalruswaspaul
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Post by thewalruswaspaul on Jun 23, 2011 20:22:18 GMT -5
???What???
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