Paul's Death, spoof Ringo Story

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worldnewsdailyreport.com/former-beatle-ringo-starr-claims-the-real-paul-mccartney-died-in-1966-and-was-replaced-by-look-alike/ 


Spoof story website, 

[Jai Guru Deva]

So that's where that "interview" came from? The minute I saw it, I could see it was the same old regurgitated story we've all heard before.

[astro4]

The Mirror Online has taken up the story:

www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/ringo-starr-just-admit-real-5260576 

March 2nd: 

Did Ringo Starr just admit that the 'real' Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a look-alike?

In the past week you may have seen your friends on Twitter and Facebook discuss an interview in which Ringo Starr reportedly reveals the real Paul McCartney died in 1966. Meaning that everything from Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band onwards was not performed by him

The 'interview' claims that Beatles bassist Paul McCartney died in a car crash and was replaced by a look-alike in order to keep public morale from dropping. This has long been a relatively popular conspiracy theory, but has - until recently - bubbled away in dark corners of the internet, disregarded as nothing more than just a conspiracy.

That was until last week, when a number of websites reported on an 'exclusive Ringo Starr interview' in which the former Beatles drummer admitted the conspiracy is true.

[B]

Revolver had already brought this topic up at the link below:

invanddis.proboards.com/thread/7854/ringo-claims-paul-died-story?page=1&scrollTo=113256

[whammo]

Here's Veterans Today's take on it.

[B]

Paul McCartney Refutes Ringo Starr’s Allegations that He Died in 1966

Paul dismisses as “the rambling of a senile old man”



worldnewsdailyreport.com/paul-mccartney-refutes-ringo-starrs-allegations-that-he-died-in-1966-3/

"“I know that Ringo is growing senile and losing his mind,” says Sir Paul..."

[linus]

Ironic that this happened during the whole 'what color is the dress' thing.
People seeing things differently, and all.

[astro4]

worldnewsdailyreport.com/paul-mccartney-refutes-ringo-starrs-allegations-that-he-died-in-1966-3/ 
This World News Daily report has now made up a further twist to its story, whereby Sir Paul replies:
(There is no such newspaper as The Hollywood Inquirer – though there is an empty website with a logo at HollywoodInquirer.com.)

March 2nd (NB this is same day as the report)

      Paul McCartney finally reacted this morning to the controversial declarations made last Wednesday by his former bandmate, Ringo Starr, during an interview with the Hollywood Inquirer. Ringo alleged that the “real” Paul had died in 1966 and had been replaced by a look-alike named Williams Shears Campbbell, a claim which Paul dismisses as “the rambling of a senile old man”.
       Sir Paul decided to invite the media to his primary residence located on the outskirts of the small town of Peasmarsh, in Sussex, to refute the allegations and to put an end to the rumors which have been spreading and multiplying over the last few days.
     “I know that Ringo is growing senile and losing his mind,” says Sir Paul, “but he doesn’t need to invent such idiotic stories to attract attention. He probably heard that Wings was about to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and he felt jealous. I’ve seen Ringo do and say many stupid things in my life, but this is one of the worst! If he’s so badly in need of media coverage, he could just invent crap about himself without implicating me in his delirium” he added with spite.

Here is the the original link, where the story began: worldnewsdailyreport.com/former-beatle-ringo-starr-claims-the-real-paul-mccartney-died-in-1966-and-was-replaced-by-look-alike/   This new story must also be fabricated.

      This denial by Paul McCartney will certainly not bring an end to this story, however, as many investigations have already been initiated to determine is true identity, After the British MI5′s announce on Tuesday, the speaker for the Berlin public prosecutor’s office, Michael Grunwald, confirmed on Friday to reporters that the office is also investigating claims that Sir Paul McCartney could be an impostor.
      This investigation in Berlin comes after Ringo’s allegations have brought an unexpected twist to a 31-year old paternity case in Germany, concerning Mr. McCartney. Back in 1983, Sir Paul was ordered to give blood samples for a DNA paternity test after Bettina Hübers claimed to be his illegitimate daughter.
    53-year old Bettina Hübers , who works as a caretaker at an old people’s home in Berlin, claims her mother, Erika Hübers, had an affair with the British musician between 1959 and 1962. At the time the Beatles were playing on Hamburg’s infamous Reeperbahn and hadn’t yet risen to fame. Ms. Hübers had a failed pop career under the name Tina McCartney, but Sir Paul has always denied he was her father, and the original paternity test backed up his claims. In 2007, however, she claimed that McCartney had faked the paternity test , as she alleged that a look-alike had taken Sir Paul’s place in the court case.
      After Ringos’ revelations, she now demands a DNA test to compare her own DNA with that of Paul’s brother, Peter Micheal McCartney, better known under his professional name of Mike McGear, to prove she is actually the daughter of the “real” Paul McCartney.

'The Hollywood Inquirer doesn't actually exist, and Ringo Starr certainly hasn't granted them an exclusive interview.
WorldNewsDailyReport is a satirical news website and is for entertainment purposes only.' - Mirror

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What color is the dress?


hollywoodinquirer.com

lol

[hotman637]

Mar 7, 2015 22:14:49 GMT -5 B said:

Paul McCartney Refutes Ringo Starr’s Allegations that He Died in 1966

Paul dismisses as “the rambling of a senile old man”



worldnewsdailyreport.com/paul-mccartney-refutes-ringo-starrs-allegations-that-he-died-in-1966-3/

"“I know that Ringo is growing senile and losing his mind,” says Sir Paul..."

When MacFake's trial is over
( a guilty verdict will be found)
cause even the jury knows
God is a woman and the Devil is a man

[hotman637]

Mar 8, 2015 12:18:27 GMT -5 hotman637 said:

Mar 7, 2015 22:14:49 GMT -5 B said:

Paul McCartney Refutes Ringo Starr’s Allegations that He Died in 1966

Paul dismisses as “the rambling of a senile old man”



worldnewsdailyreport.com/paul-mccartney-refutes-ringo-starrs-allegations-that-he-died-in-1966-3/

"“I know that Ringo is growing senile and losing his mind,” says Sir Paul..."

When MacFake's trial is over
( a guilty verdict will be found)
cause even the jury knows
God is a woman and the Devil is a man

When he's in the Big House
with plenty of time on his hands
even he will see God is a woman
and the Devil is a man

If MacFake gets religion
like many a convict can
he will preach God is a woman
and the Devil is a man

So when he gets out
he will have a new career
saving souls by singing
God is a woman and the Devil is a man