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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 21, 2006 21:14:13 GMT -5
This is a new parody. I did my best. Unfortunetely, I had only (I Want My) Nickelback's lamo lyrics to work with. I tried. No really...! In fact, this song is so lame, I left some of their lyrics the same. Since they're almost unintentionally self-parodying in their original form. ;D
Anyways, more to follow shortly. (I Want My) Nickelback - So Lame[/size][/b][/u] How'd on earth this song wind up a hit? We wrote a fable, using lines that others dissed And did the best we're able
'Wish you'd open your wallets Though this song's a disgrace Lately there's been too much of this Nobody thinks this song's great
Something's wrong, I sound so crass You know that my voice's so shrill
(Chorus)
So lame, so lame We're gonna get this song right But not right now I know you're wondering when
(We're the only ones who know that) So lame, and how We're gonna get this song right But not right now I know you're wondering when
Well you'd think that since we suck, anyway That we could end up playing Things way that we're supposed to play Still, we end up playing
Like we're just begging to be dissed 'Sing bad, you can hear me warble Let's rewrite another song we did Instead of a new song to mumble
Something's wrong, just as long as You know it's so lame, but still
(Chorus)
So lame, so lame We're gonna get this song right But not right now I know you're wondering when
(We're the only ones who know that) So lame, and how I'm gonna get this song right But not right now I know you're wondering when
[Solo]
How on earth we'd write songs like this? Why weren't we able, to see the rhymes that we missed We still sing the same old fables
Now the guitars whine and they hiss Just as I begin to warble Let's rewrite the same song again Listen as I begin to grovel
It's so wrong, this song's so crass You know we're over the hill
(Chorus)
So lame, so lame We're gonna get this song right but not right now I know you're wondering when
(We're the only ones who know that) So lame, and how I'm gonna get this song right But not right now I know you're wondering when
We're gonna get this song right but not right now I know you're wondering when (We're the only ones who know that) I know you're wondering when (We're the only ones who know that) I know you're wondering when ... Waaahhh.... AUUUGGGHHHHH!! Nickelback Original Lyrics: Someday[/size][/b][/u] How the hell did we wind up like this? Why weren't we able, to see the signs that we missed And try turn the tables
I wish you'd unclench your fists, and unpack your suitcase Lately there's been too much of this But don't think it's too late
Nothing's wrong, just as long as You know that someday I will
(Chorus)
Someday, somehow I'm gonna make it all right but not right now I know you're wondering when (You're the only one who knows that) Someday, somehow I'm gonna make it all right but not right now I know you're wondering when
Well I'd hope that since we're here anyway That we could end up saying Things we've always needed to say So we could end up staying Now the story's played out like this Just like a paperback novel Let's rewrite an ending that fits Instead of a Hollywood horror
Nothing's wrong, just as long as You know that someday I will
(Chorus)
Someday, somehow I'm gonna make it all right but not right now I know you're wondering when (You're the only one who knows that) Someday, somehow I'm gonna make it all right but not right now I know you're wondering when (You're the only one who knows that)
[Solo]
How the hell did we wind up like this? Why weren't we able, to see the signs that we missed And try to turn the tables Now the story's played out like this Just like a paperback novel Let's rewrite an ending that fits Instead of a Hollywood horror
Nothing's wrong, just as long as You know that someday I will
(Chorus)
Someday, somehow I'm gonna make it all right but not right now I know you're wondering when (You're the only one who knows that) Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it all right but not right now I know you're wondering when (You're the only one who knows that) I know you're wondering when (You're the only one who knows that) I know you're wondering when
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 21, 2006 21:26:28 GMT -5
This an ode to premiere Hoaxer Sunking, Hoaxer extraordinaire! I hope it's okay to post this here. In no way is it directed towards anybody here, or NIR in general.
It's a rehashing of Margaritaville, by Jimmy Buffet. The guy from Florida with all the "Parrot head" fans.. Faulahoaxaville Listenin' to Sunking Sure that his brain's baked All of those beanies covered with foil Slummin' and hoaxing Sell's his shtick, he's beginnin' to toil
Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Faulahoaxaville Searching for their lost picture of Faul Some people claim that there's just Yoko to blame But I know, Paul is his own self
They're lost all their reason They say it's all treason Faul's rubble ears, 'sing, ya-ba-da-ba-do But clues keep them busy It's making me queasy Both of Faul's ears are covered in glue
Chorus:
Wastin' away again in Faulahoaxaville Searching for their lost picture of Faul Some people claim that there's just Yoko to blame But I know, well, Paul is his own self
Sunking did a flip-flop Said Faul's a mop-top Spun some shpeal he'd been chased going home 'Must be booze in his blender And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps him drone on.....
Chorus
Wastin' away again in Faulahoaxaville Searching for their lost picture of Faul Some people claim that there's just Yoko to blame But I know, Paul is his own self Yes and, some people claim that there's just Yoko to blame But I know, Paul's his own da*n self Original Lyrics: Margaritaville - By Jimmy Buffet Nibblin' on spongecake, watchin' the sun bake All those tourists covered with oil Strummin' my six string, on my front porch swing The smell of the shrimp beginning to boil
Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame But I know it's nobody's fault
Don't know the reason, been here all season Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie How it got here I haven't a clue
Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame But I know hell, it could be my fault
Blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop-top Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home But there's booze in the blender and soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame But I know it's my own damn fault
Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame Yes I know it's my own damn fault
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Post by Doc on Jan 22, 2006 4:43:47 GMT -5
OK, MusicalVaggie--many well earned guffaws coming your way from Chez Robert. That's hilarious, wicked funny. [Not like Bible 'wicked', I mean just, REALLY REEEEALLY funny. I ain't sayin' it's a sin.......] Honey, THAT'S a ten. No, make that an eleven. "It goes AWLLLL the wah-ee up to eleven." You wiped me out with "covered in glue." Like , even if he used 'glue' (!) he'd have been messy with it. Like, just empty the whole d*** squeeze bottle of Elmer's, whydon'tcha? ,,,lookin' for their (downbeat) lost picture of Faul.... like, each poster has fixated on a single, isolated, particular photo that they found last May, thinking, "Well, baby, this one jus' says it all! This is the one. Yep. There's NO-OOO goin' back now. Cinched it! Bingo! All the world can see it now. I admit that it's kinda' blurry, and, sure, maybe it IS only 4kb, and you gotta ignore the fact that George's arm is coverin' half of his face, but shoot, looky here, this the one, y'all. I think.I know I did at one time. But I'm over all that now. I'm cured. I only have a couple of thousand hundred Beatle photos left on my hard drive. Well, one of 'em, anyhoo. Never mind that I've filled 238 gigabytes in a mere two years of this. I can stop anytime. I can press "delete" just as well as any of the rest of you. I still don't have one picture that completely does it, though. No, not just yet, but I will anyday now, I just feel it. Sooner or later I'm going to photoshop locate one somewhere. And when I do, I'll send it to you, MV, first, then a copy to SunKing. Then I'll be free to start a ForisFay/FericFlapton comparison collection; for surely there is an answer in all that. Clue: Jimmy Buffett knows something, I can tell. If you analyze "Cheeseburger in Paradise", there are giveaways. For you see, Paradise is heaven, for the goodly and the fortunate dead, and surely JPM was at least lucky....... NOTA BIEN: vegetarians don't eat cheeseburgers, meaning Faul can NOT be the one who is eating in this song! But...and this is great...the clincher? This line. NOTA BUENO: "Heaven on earth with an onion slice"--means Paul was here on Earth but now is in heaven WITH an onion slice. So, we learn two things----Paul is in heaven, AND, they've got onions in heaven. YES! I love onions. I'm psyched. Hmmm. But will heaven have---leeks?.....Not as many as on this site! D'oh! There it is! The word "onion". NOTO BUONO: A glass onion slice! PROVING that Lennon was workin' with Buffett behind the scenes! And it's "Jimmy" Buffett, like "James" you-know-who.......it's all becoming only TOO TOO clear now. Let me put this on the table: What if he pronounced his name as: "Jimmy Buh-FAY?"
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Post by eyesbleed on Jan 22, 2006 8:34:26 GMT -5
Cool..... Ms.V's the "Weird Al" Yankovic of the PID set ;D I'm not sure ...is that a compliment or an insult?
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 22, 2006 9:25:33 GMT -5
Cool..... Ms.V's the "Weird Al" Yankovic of the PID set ;D I'm not sure ...is that a compliment or an insult? Weird Al's the master of parodies, of course. When I did a parody of Reality TV's Survivor Show "I Lied On Survivor", it reminded me of Weird Al's parody (Also a parody of the rock band Survivor's "Eye Of The Tiger" called "Rye Or The Kaiser". I used their song as well, of course. I thought that was almost ironic. Or is that "Moronic"? Miss's Play It Safe Was afraid of mice She packed her suitcase And kissed off for the night
She wasted the whole dam* night To beat that fright And as the rain poured down She thought, "Well isn't this ice?"
Isn't she moronic ... don't you think? A little too moronic Yeah, I really do think... ;D So it's a compliment when I parody songs. Most of the time. I also spoofed the "Grease" songs. "I'm The One That I Want" and "Slummer Nights". I love that soundtrack .
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 22, 2006 9:39:42 GMT -5
OK, MusicalVaggie--many well earned guffaws coming your way from Chez Robert. That's hilarious, wicked funny. [Not like Bible 'wicked', I mean just, REALLY REEEEALLY funny. I ain't sayin' it's a sin.......] Honey, THAT'S a ten. No, make that an eleven. "It goes AWLLLL the wah-ee up to eleven." You wiped me out with "covered in glue." Like , even if he used 'glue' (!) he'd have been messy with it. Like, just empty the whole d*** squeeze bottle of Elmer's, whydon'tcha? ,,,lookin' for their (downbeat) lost picture of Faul.... like, each poster has fixated on a single, isolated, particular photo that they found last May, thinking, "Well, baby, this one jus' says it all! This is the one. Yep. There's NO-OOO goin' back now. Cinched it! Bingo! All the world can see it now. I admit that it's kinda' blurry, and, sure, maybe it IS only 4kb, and you gotta ignore the fact that George's arm is coverin' half of his face, but shoot, looky here, this the one, y'all. I think.I know I did at one time. But I'm over all that now. I'm cured. I only have a couple of thousand hundred Beatle photos left on my hard drive. Well, one of 'em, anyhoo. Never mind that I've filled 238 gigabytes in a mere two years of this. I can stop anytime. I can press "delete" just as well as any of the rest of you. I still don't have one picture that completely does it, though. No, not just yet, but I will anyday now, I just feel it. Sooner or later I'm going to photoshop locate one somewhere. And when I do, I'll send it to you, MV, first, then a copy to SunKing. Then I'll be free to start a ForisFay/FericFlapton comparison collection; for surely there is an answer in all that. Clue: Jimmy Buffett knows something, I can tell. If you analyze "Cheeseburger in Paradise", there are giveaways. For you see, Paradise is heaven, for the goodly and the fortunate dead, and surely JPM was at least lucky....... NOTA BIEN: vegetarians don't eat cheeseburgers, meaning Faul can NOT be the one who is eating in this song! But...and this is great...the clincher? This line. NOTA BUENO: "Heaven on earth with an onion slice"--means Paul was here on Earth but now is in heaven WITH an onion slice. So, we learn two things----Paul is in heaven, AND, they've got onions in heaven. YES! I love onions. I'm psyched. Hmmm. But will heaven have---leeks?.....Not as many as on this site! D'oh! There it is! The word "onion". NOTO BUONO: A glass onion slice! PROVING that Lennon was workin' with Buffett behind the scenes! And it's "Jimmy" Buffett, like "James" you-know-who.......it's all becoming only TOO TOO clear now. Let me put this on the table: What if he pronounced his name as: "Jimmy Buh-FAY?" Amazing, you've solved PID! Congrat's Doc'. Take a bow. Nobody can argue with your thesis. You've finally made it ... oops. Wait! No you didn't. I was wrong. My mistake. You crack me up though. Thanks for the funny and fascinating post. Cheeseburgers in heaven? I kinda doubt it. Maybe tofu. Bananas, Oranges, Kiwi Fruit. Crackers, Leamonade, Some sandwiches...possibly. At least you tried. Maybe next time.
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 22, 2006 9:43:42 GMT -5
Any requests for songs to parody? If you give me a song, I'll parody it to the best of my ability. Please let me know what you have in mind. * Note to Eyesbleed: Please don't ask me to parody a song by an unknown band with a name like Boogaroo Surfheads or something, ok? Just saying! ;D
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 22, 2006 9:46:56 GMT -5
There it is! The word "onion". NOTO BUONO: A glass onion slice! PROVING that Lennon was workin' with Buffett behind the scenes! And it's "Jimmy" Buffett, like "James" you-know-who.......it's all becoming only TOO TOO clear now. Let me put this on the table: What if he pronounced his name as: "Jimmy Buh-FAY?" Fimmy Fuffet? Oh, now look at what you've started, Doc'. Better get those Jimmy vs Fimmy fades going. I don't think that his parrot head fans will be happy, though. ;D
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 22, 2006 21:08:30 GMT -5
NEW PARODY!! A new parody. Another ode to hoaxer extraordinaire: Sunnybob! Based on: The Pretender's "Brass In Pocket". Sunking's Pocket Got hoax in pocket Glue bottle, I'm gonna sniff it Intentions.., I feel inventive Gonna fake new, fake new, fake new pictures
Got potion, deranged emotion Been thriving, Oh, boy, scheming No reason, just feel like sleazing Gonna fake new, fake new, fake new pictures
Gonna fake Faul's arms Gonna use Paul's legs Gonna take a while Gonna use my crayons Gonna use my fingers Gonna use my, my, high intoxication
Coz I, gonna fake and sleeze There's nobody else here No one like me I'm messed up, so messed up I gotta stay behind for detention 'Teacher ain't pleased
Gotta have fun, sit in my seat Got new prank, it's unreal Got nothing, it's just my shpeal Gonna make up, make up, hocus - pocus
Gonna draw Faul's arms Gonna use Paul's legs Gonna take a while Gonna choose my sidekick Gonna be a stickler Gonna use my, my, high intoxication
Coz I, gonna fake some sleeze There's nobody else here Who fakes like me 'Use pencils, more pencils I gotta stay behind for detention Teacher hates me
Coz I, gonna make you see There's nobody else here No one like me I'm special, so special I gotta draw more during detention, detention... Teacher hates me ... Brass In Pocket - Pretenders Lyrics Got brass in pocket Got bottle, I'm gonna use it Intention, I feel inventive Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Got motion, restrained emotion Been driving, Detroit leaning No reason, just seems so pleasing Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Gonna use my arms Gonna use my legs Gonna use my style Gonna use my sidestep Gonna use my fingers Gonna use my, my, my imagination
Coz I, gonna make you see There's nobody else here No one like me I'm special, so special I gotta have some of your attention Give it to me
Got rhythym, I can't miss a beat Got new skank, it's so reet Got something, I'm winking at you Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Gonna use my arms Gonna use my legs Gonna use my style Gonna use my sidestep Gonna use my fingers Gonna use my, my, my imagination
Coz I, gonna make you see There's nobody else here No one like me I'm special, so special I gotta have some of your attention Give it to me
Coz I, gonna make you see There's nobody else here No one like me I'm special, so special I gotta have some of your attention Give it to me
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 22, 2006 21:11:54 GMT -5
Ummm.. any requests for favorite songs? Topics?
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Post by JoJo on Jan 22, 2006 22:11:36 GMT -5
Only because it came up in my Ipod shuffle, and I just like it, why not.. Deacon Blues I'll send you a link for the song.. Oh and this was a song Sir Paul played on his Oobu Joobu radio show. (he played DJ for a bit)
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 22, 2006 22:27:40 GMT -5
Only because it came up in my Ipod shuffle, and I just like it, why not.. Deacon Blues I'll send you a link for the song.. Oh and this was a song Sir Paul played on his Oobu Joobu radio show. (he played DJ for a bit) Okay, great! I've never heard it, JoJo. But I'll check out the link and do my best. Thanks for the suggestion.
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 22, 2006 22:33:07 GMT -5
Only because it came up in my Ipod shuffle, and I just like it, why not.. Deacon Blues I'll send you a link for the song.. Oh and this was a song Sir Paul played on his Oobu Joobu radio show. (he played DJ for a bit) Okay, great! I've never heard it, JoJo. But I'll check out the link and do my best. Thanks for the suggestion. Wait! Yes! I do know this tune, actually. After reading the lyrics I realised it was Steely Dan. I've heard it on the radio several times. It's got a nice, relaxed groove. I'll think of something for it, I'm sure.
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Post by eyesbleed on Jan 22, 2006 22:51:42 GMT -5
* Note to Eyesbleed: Please don't ask me to parody a song by an unknown band with a name like Boogaroo Surfheads or something, ok? WELL.. I've been a Boogaroo Surfhead fan for decades. Ya mean yer not familiar with any of their vast catalogue? ;D Not even The Boogaroo Seasponge Blues? ;D
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 22, 2006 23:00:03 GMT -5
* Note to Eyesbleed: Please don't ask me to parody a song by an unknown band with a name like Boogaroo Surfheads or something, ok? WELL.. I've been a Boogaroo Surfhead fan for decades. Ya mean yer not familiar with any of their vast catalogue? ;D Not even The Boogaroo Seasponge Blues? ;D LOL! ;D No. Not really. Did they also do "Got Them Diggin' For Gold, But Muh Finger Came Up Empty, Blues"?
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 23, 2006 0:08:07 GMT -5
I once tried to do a parody of STYX's "Babe" "You know it's you, babe, whenever I get hungry and I'm out of grub...feel like eating sup' ". Great movie, btw, such a ummm.. sweet little piggie! ;D Anyways. This'll have to do. It's (By Request for JoJo) a parody of Steely Dan's: "Deacon Blues".Here it is! Bacon Blues I've got one egg It's done over easy, man I like it that way I cooked it in my pan I cook my very own eggs But something's gone bad I'm achin' For bacon Somebody ate the last...
I'm starting to drool I say, it's a crazy scene There goes my meal I'm just ready to turn green It's useless to even try Ain't got no bacon to fry I'm all out this time I was all set to sit and dine
Chorus:
Bacon at work, bacon at home I’ll eat just when I feel Eat back bacon all night long And fry just when I feel Ain't into eating no wieners, 'makes me hurl It's only bacon, I choose They call back bacon the perfect high 'Got them bacon blues
None in the fridge at all A victim of circumstance Or so it seems The flavor's so enhanced Bacon's the food I know and love It's still on my mind Stagnation Frustration No bacon, I find
I crawl like an addict And get under the sheets And dream of bacon bits Tasty and, oh so sweet I'll cry 'till the sun goes down Hoping I'll find some lyin' around I order by phone I'll have some sent to my home
Chorus
Bacon at work, bacon at home I’ll eat just when I feel Eat back bacon all night long And fry just when I feel Ain't into eating no wieners, 'makes me hurl It's only bacon, I choose They call back bacon the perfect high 'Got them bacon blues
Bacon's great at night Always in my menu plan I pay by the bag Try to have lot's on hand I cry when I have none at all Trust me, you can't go wrong Bacon's all you need I'll eat what I want to eat
Chorus
Bacon at work, bacon at home I’ll eat just when I feel Eat back bacon all night long And fry just when I feel Ain't into eating no wieners, 'makes me hurl It's only bacon, I choose They call back bacon the perfect high 'Got them bacon blues Deacon Blues - By Steely DanThis is the day Of the expanding man That shape is my shade There where I used to stand It seems like only yesterday I gazed through the glass At ramblers Wild gamblers That’s all in the past
You call me a fool You say it’s a crazy scheme This one’s for real I already bought the dream So useless to ask me why Throw a kiss and say goodbye I’ll make it this time I’m ready to cross that fine line
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I’ll learn to work the saxophone I’ll play just what I feel Drink scotch whisky all night long And die behind the wheel They got a name for the winners in the world I want a name when I lose They call alabama the crimson tide Call me deacon blues
My back to the wall A victim of laughing chance This is for me The essence of true romance Sharing the things we know and love With those of my kind Libations Sensations That stagger the mind
I crawl like a viper Through these suburban streets Make love to these women Languid and bittersweet I’ll rise when the sun goes down Cover every game in town A world of my own I’ll make it my home sweet home
Chorus
This is the night Of the expanding the man I take one last drag As I approach the stand I cried when I wrote this song Sue me if I play too long This brother is free I’ll be what I want to be
Chorus
I’ll learn to work the saxophone I’ll play just what I feel Drink scotch whisky all night long And die behind the wheel They got a name for the winners in the world I want a name when I lose They call alabama the crimson tide Call me deacon blues
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Post by JoJo on Jan 23, 2006 17:50:50 GMT -5
Wow you work fast Miss V. and very creative!
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 24, 2006 14:37:36 GMT -5
Wow you work fast Miss V. and very creative! Glad you liked, JoJo. I'll post a couple more soon.
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 24, 2006 14:38:53 GMT -5
How about trying one to "I'm Henry the 8th I am" Herman's Hermits....? Tee hee I'll try my best, Lovely Rita. I've heard that song. It's kinda silly, but fun. I like it. ;D
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 24, 2006 23:15:40 GMT -5
Oh, I deleted my post, because I thought I was being kinda obscure.
I think I'm just suffering from winter blah's and was trying to be funny and bellyflopped.
Now my question is this, are these parodies songs about Bill and Beatles related, or this just any parody?
Before I find another song I would dare to ask to be parodied, I wanted to know what this all covers.
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 25, 2006 10:29:27 GMT -5
Oh, I deleted my post, because I thought I was being kinda obscure. I think I'm just suffering from winter blah's and was trying to be funny and bellyflopped. Now my question is this, are these parodies songs about Bill and Beatles related, or this just any parody? Before I find another song I would dare to ask to be parodied, I wanted to know what this all covers. It doesn't have to be about anything in particular. It could be about almost any topic. If you have another song in mind, Lovely Rita, lemme know. I do some parodies that are Beatles related.. and many that are about other things. It could be about food, or parodying movie stars. Or just about any topic. I often parody my favorite songs. For example: I'm a huge Alanis Morissette fan, and I've parodied several of her songs. I'll post one in a sec' to give you an example.
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 25, 2006 10:36:50 GMT -5
Here you go, Lovely Rita... This is my parody of Alanis Morissette's: You Oughta KnowMy version is called: She's Gotta GoI want you to know, that I'm eating your food I cooked something up right here in your stove A new diversion from me Is she is she as clumbsy as me Would she trip over her feet in a theater Is she assertive like me And would she sneeze in your drink I'll bet she still lives at home with her mother
Cause the food that we made, that we ate, every day Was just enough for 2 and we would dine You ate it And every time you speak her name Does she know how you'd hold me and scold me To eat every bite, eat every bite Well, that was so nice
Well I'm here just to spite you See the mess I've made, ooops I dropped some plates It's not fair, don't deny me I'm so cross, I swear you're not leaving me She, she, she's gotta go She looks just like hell, so unpeaceful I'm not feeling well, I thought you should know Could you not give me a ring, Mr I'm TOO Busy And does it bug you that I'm making your dinner Oh, what an awful disgrace I see you still have my plates And are you thinking of me when you lick them
Cause the food that we made, that we ate, every day Was just enough for 2 and we would dine You ate it And every time you speak her name Does she know how you'd hold me and scold me To eat every bite, eat every bite Well, that was so nice
Well I'm here just to spite you See the mess I've made, ooops I dropped some plates It's not fair, don't deny me I'm so cross, I swear you're not leaving me She, she, she's gotta go
Cause the yoke from the eggs that we ate was so sweet And I'm hungry babe And every time I crack an egg down someone else's back I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
And I'm here to remind you Of the pest I'll be if you stay away It's not fair, don't deny me I'm so cross I swear, you come home to me She, she, she's gotta go
Well I'm here just to spite you See the mess I've made, ooops I dropped some plates It's not fair, don't deny me I'm so cross, I swear you're not leaving me She, she, she's GOTTA GO...
Repeat Chorus .....
This Concludes this particualr rant! You Oughta Know -Orgininal Lyrics I want you to know that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on your in a theater Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
'Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, 'til you died But you're still alive
CHORUS: And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity I hate to but you in the middle of dinner It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced Are you thinking of me when you fuck her
'Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, 'til you died But you're sill alive
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'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me And I'm not gonna fade As soon as you close your eyes and you know it And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
REPEAT CHORUS
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 25, 2006 23:30:59 GMT -5
This was one my sister and I did years ago, when we used to play records and sing along...
Witch Klinger (To the Eagles Witchy Woman)
Raven hair....all over his body sparks fly from his armpits Echoed voices up his nose He's a wrestless spirit in women's clothes
Oooo witchy Klinger see how high he goes ooooo Witchy Klinger, he's got the moon up his nose
We never got past the first verse. This was done by a teen and a girl in her early 20's at the time, so that was many many moons ago.
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Post by LOVELYRITA on Jan 25, 2006 23:31:45 GMT -5
Klinger, the character from MASH who dressed like a woman.....
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Post by Miss Vaggie (Aka ET Girl) on Jan 26, 2006 12:04:05 GMT -5
Klinger, the character from MASH who dressed like a woman..... LOL! ;D I've seen reruns of that show M.A.S.H. It seems like it's a lot better than most of today's shows. Great parody. The "moon up his nose" line was really funny. ;D Parodies can be fun to write. Thanks for sharing that, Lovely Rita.
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