Harding's ex husband is Jeff Gillooley...Gilhooey...something like that....
I think I would rather see Bat Boy The Movie rather than Tonya and Nancy the RockOpera...
Or should I say Club Opera? Andrew Lloyd Webber is hard at work reworking some of his old stuff to make this epic saga.
Don't Cry For Me Tonya (Don't Cry For Me Argentina)
Don't Cry For me Tonya
You are a hopeless idiot
With no real talent of your own
You felt you had to club me out of the scene
You are a hopeless case
You don't have a brain in your head
To plan and scheme this bad thing
To try to ruin my Olympic dreams
Don't Cry for me Tonya
You can't help it you're a fool
You made a fool of yourself at the games
With that hideous attempt with broken laces
With all your madness, your sad existence
You broke your skatelace, you are a jacka$$
You broke your skatelass, you are a jacka$$
Tonya Girl Superstooge (Sung to Jesus Christ Superstar)
Every time I see you skate I don't understand
How you thought you'd win gold at the Big O
You never won a US title all your days
Now how'd you think you win the gold in the world?
I wanna know
I wanna Know
I only wanna know
Tonyagirl, superstooge, do you think you're gold medal material?
Tonya girl, super stooge, do you think you're what they say you are?
Tell me how your hubby got the big bullies
work together to get back at me.
Was all of this worth your while?
Now you end up on celebrity boxing
I wanna know
I wanna know
I only wanna know
Tonya girl superstooge, do you think you are a superstar?
Tonya girl superstooge, do you think you're who they say you are?
Tonya's Song I don't Know How to Club Her (Sung to I don't know how to love him)
I don't know how to club her
How to break her pathetic leg
she's just a skater, not a champ
in any other way.
I don't know how to take this
I don't see why they love her
She's not Oksana, not even Kristi
ANd I was the one with the triple axel
Why did they love her more?
She's just one more....
Should I break her leg, should I snap her neck,
should I scream and shout let my feelings out
I never thought I'd plan like this
What's it all about?
Skating (Sung to Memories from the musical Cats)
Midnight, all alone on the ice now
as I skate for my life now
I'm a joke anymore
Nobody takes me seriously
Daylight and I look at my new nose
and I think of how fat I let myself get
If you saw my glory day, you'd see my triple axel
But that's just so long ago.....
.....Hey Tonya, why don't you fix up with Bat Boy, then when you want to get back at Nancy this time, you can send Bat Boy to bite her in the neck...but with those big choppers of Nancy's, she may bite back.....