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Post by lili on May 23, 2006 9:15:56 GMT -5
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Post by luvleerita on May 25, 2006 21:51:21 GMT -5
 Sir Faul at the MetroPaulitan Opera Voice on intercom: Ladies and Gentlemen, the act you knew for all these years, Sir Faul and his musical solo operatic debut.  SF: Tonight's collection of Beatle lyrics set to opera inspired by a man who divorced his wife. I'm a loser, and I lost someone whose near to me. I'm a loser, and I'm not what I appear to be. Of all the loves I have won or have lost. There is one love I should never have lost. She was a one legged woman my friend, I should have known she would win in the end.( lyrics changed because I can) Since she's been gone I don't want no one to talk to me. It's not the same, but I'm to blame it's plain to see. I've got no time for you right now, don't bother me. You know you made me cry, I see no reason to change my mind, for you oh, you're giving me the same old line. I'm wondering why.....No no no not a second time. Oh dear what can I do, baby's in black, and I'm feeling blue, Tell me oh what can I do? Red is the color that my baby wore, and what's more, it's true. Yes it is it's true. I could be happy with you by my side. But if I could forget her.....oh yes it is...yes it is it's true. ..and in her eyes you see nothing, no sign of love behind the tears cried for no one... a love that should have lasted years... Oh darling, please believe me, I'll never make it alone, believe me when I tell you , I'll never do you no harm. ..And in the end, the love you make, is equal to the love you take...... Next time Sir Faul will pay tribute to his broken heart through Country Music... featuring: songs of Hank Williams, Patsy Cline and other assorted ditties>> I will Always Love You Walkin' After Midnight/Crazy/Sweet Dreams There's a Tear in My Beer/Cold, Cold Heart/ You're Cheatin' Heart Achy Breaky Heart Friends in Low Places and last but not least....For My Broken Heart But of course, that performance will be in Nashville at the Grand Ol' Opry.... I can see it now...Sir Paul at the Grand Ol' Opry....  
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Post by Doc on May 26, 2006 2:36:45 GMT -5
Sir Faul at the MetroPaulitan Opera Voice on intercom: Ladies and Gentlemen, the act you knew for all these years, Sir Faul and his musical solo operatic debut. SF: Tonight's collection of Beatle lyrics set to opera inspired by a man who divorced his wife. I'm a loser, and I lost someone whose near to me. I'm a loser, and I'm not what I appear to be. Of all the loves I have won or have lost. There is one love I should never have lost. She was a one legged woman my friend, I should have known she would win in the end.( lyrics changed because I can) Since she's been gone I don't want no one to talk to me. It's not the same, but I'm to blame it's plain to see. I've got no time for you right now, don't bother me. You know you made me cry, I see no reason to change my mind, for you oh, you're giving me the same old line. I'm wondering why.....No no no not a second time. Oh dear what can I do, baby's in black, and I'm feeling blue, Tell me oh what can I do? Red is the color that my baby wore, and what's more, it's true. Yes it is it's true. I could be happy with you by my side. But if I could forget her.....oh yes it is...yes it is it's true. ..and in her eyes you see nothing, no sign of love behind the tears cried for no one... a love that should have lasted years... Oh darling, please believe me, I'll never make it alone, believe me when I tell you , I'll never do you no harm. ..And in the end, the love you make, is equal to the love you take...... Next time Sir Faul will pay tribute to his broken heart through Country Music... featuring: songs of Hank Williams, Patsy Cline and other assorted ditties>> I will Always Love You Walkin' After Midnight/Crazy/Sweet Dreams There's a Tear in My Beer/Cold, Cold Heart/ You're Cheatin' Heart Achy Breaky Heart Friends in Low Places and last but not least....For My Broken Heart But of course, that performance will be in Nashville at the Grand Ol' Opry.... I can see it now...Sir Paul at the Grand Ol' Opry.... That's a rather nice lyric montage, luvleerita! Oh, and of course, yes, that's a rather famous opera you allude to. The world knows it well as: I Pagliacci, pronounced, more or less, as"eeee PAUL-ee-yah-chee". A clue! A fragment from the original lost libretto found by a researcher in the Qumran caves: (warning: the scrolls were tattered and holey.....) ¶ [Waitin' for a little help from his friends in low places to go I don't know she wouldn't say, say, say goodbye, when I say hello little girl another girl you're gonna lose that boy this boy wants you back in the USSR you don't know how lucky you are doing, I'm feeling blue and lonely hearts club band are not quite right but they are, they just play it like that it doesn't really got a hold on me to your door, who is it for no one after #Nine-oh! Darlin'.]* But it isn't ever performed that way. Thank you, babyjesus. ¶ [ibid, ref. 2, Dr. Eulalie Shinn, Cosmo. interview in Paris, Aug. 1968. (From Harper's Bizarre Digest Monthly.)] *In the ancient language from which this peculiar verse done in a haphazard meter derives, all original letter spacing was equadistant and contained no punctuation marks whatsoever. Put in your own dots and try to sing it--I double dog dare you. |
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Post by luvleerita on May 26, 2006 21:49:38 GMT -5
.."I'm feelin' blue"....reminds me of this song's lyrics
Black is Black- by Los Bravos
Black is black
I want my baby back
It's gray is grey
since he went away oh ho
what can I do?
Cause I'm feelin' blue....
Doc says to "put in your own dots and try to sing it"....hmmm....and have William Hung release it on "Death Records". Eeeks.
Found in a cave in "Kookamonga"...after turning left on the Dewesbury Road, was a Magical Mystery Cave once occupied by Neanderthal Hippies found torn and tattered "Dead Head Scrolls"...here's what they deciphered at Kookamonga Unniversity....
"Hello, hello, I don't know why you say...Your day breaks, your mind aches, every single day of my life, because the world is round, it turns me on. She's a woman who understands, she's a woman who loves her man. My love don't give me presents. My love does it good. She came in through the bathroom window, protected by her silver spoon, and though she sucks her thumb and wonders by hey Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill? He went out tiger hunting with his..girl...oh darling, please believe me. I will. I listen for your footsteps coming up the drive, listen for your footsteps but they dont' arrive, waiting for Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark trying to save...your funny paper...Little darling....I'd like to be, under the sea, in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine....We all live in a ...fog upon LA....and my friends have lost their way, they'll be over soon they said, but they've lost..Her majesty's a pretty nice girl..but she changes from...yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay, oh I believe in, ..the Sun King...everybody's happy, everybody's laughing....cause, you don't look different, but you have changed. There are places I'll remember all my life though some have changed. Some forever not for better, some have gone and some remain. All these places have their moments....for red is the color that will make me blue, in spite of you it's true. Is there anybody going to listen to my story, all about the girl...for I have got, another girl who will love me till the end, through thick and thin she will always....do it in the road...no one will be watching us, why don't we do it in the road? All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? somewhere in her eyes she knows that all I have to do is think of her.....happiness is a warm yes it is, gun...We were talking about the space between us all and..when I find myself in times of trouble ...Mother superior jumped the gun, Mother superior jumped the gun....All through the day, I me mine, I me mine, I me mine....I dig a pony, dig it, dig it, dig it, let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be...don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better. Remember...all you need is love, all you need is love, #9, #9, #9, I've got blisters on my fingers...cry baby cry..your mother should know..Now it's time to say good night, good night, sleep tight. dream sweet dreams for me.....dream sweet dreams for you..."
What could this mean? Neanderthal Hippies were into the Beatles?
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Post by luvleerita on May 30, 2006 12:55:43 GMT -5
Another Musical Bill moment...
A Blast from the Distant Past...
"The World is treating me bad...misery...
I'm the kind of guy, who never used to cry
The world is treatin' me bad, misery
I've lost her now for sure.
I won't see her no more.
It's gonna be a drag. misery.
I'll remember all the little things we done
She'll remember and she'll miss her only one, lonely one...
Send her back to me
'Cause everyone can see
without her I will be in Misery......
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Post by JoJo on May 31, 2006 18:12:05 GMT -5
LINKMcCartney’s soon-to-be ex looks for a little help from her friends
By Inside Track
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Lady Heather Mills McCartney reportedly believes that her failed marriage to rock ’n’ roll royalty Sir Paul McCartney makes her heartache comparable to the late Princess Diana and Prince Charles’ deep-sixed marriage.
Pish posh, we say!
The former lingerie model-turned-activist is said to be negotiating a Princess Di-style sit-down with England’s ITV’s Sir Trevor McDonald, reports ThisisLondon.com.
Anglophiles may remember the gobs of sympathy the Princess of Wales elicited when she spilled the intimate details of her ruined royal relationship with telly presenter Martin Bashir.
Lady McCartney, dubbed a “gold-digger” in the London tabloids and now fighting her famous hubby for custody of their daughter, Beatrice, 2, feels the need to spin her side of the story.
But insiders expect the booted Beatle bride might not garner the same spin success as England’s Queen of Hearts considering that Diana was more popular than her husband was - or ever will be.
Heather contends she and her good deeds for landmine victims and baby seals were overshadowed by her husband’s celebrity. Ya’ think?
Friends of the 63-year-old singer hold strong to their suspicion that Mills’ fiery temper - and not McCartney’s fame or the meddling media - caused the couple’s demise.
“He tried everything to make their marriage work,” a source told the National Enquirer. “He took insults and swallowed his pride just to smooth over their violent rows. This guy is idolized by millions of women, but he lost his heart to one who humiliated him.”
It could be Heather’s growing reputation for rage that is pushing her to appear on television as a vulnerable victim. An ITV source said: “Heather wants to give her side of the story and knows Sir Trevor and is a fan of his. She thinks he would give her a relatively smooth ride compared to other interviewers.”
She may get an easy interview with Sir Trevor, but considering Paul McCartney’s super-powerful divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn, she’ll need to save her energy for court.
Mostyn is renown for his specialty in representing wives seeking massive settlements from wealthy husbands.
“He’s the best in Britain,” an insider told the Enquirer. “Paul got him before Heather could.”
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Post by TotalInformation on Jun 6, 2006 12:38:44 GMT -5
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Post by noodles on Jun 6, 2006 13:03:09 GMT -5
This woman has been in the media on a pretty regular basis since she first got together with Sir Paul. The fact that this 'porn' (since when did the pornography industry start publishing books?) appeared weeks after the split was announced leads me to wonder if someone's deliberately destroying her credibility. Question is, is this about limiting the divorce settlement? Or is it about something she knows? The Sun's version of events. And some pictures. I know you all want to see some of the pictures.  |
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Post by JoJo on Jun 6, 2006 15:09:51 GMT -5
Heh, I was waiting for someone else to post this, anyway..
I had the same thought, surely this was known about for some time, the timing is very odd. I think this is saying.. you aren't under the umbrella of protection you once were, so beware..
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Post by TotalInformation on Jun 6, 2006 15:28:33 GMT -5
Here in the US this wk the supermarket tabloid Globe has a cover and three pages on the split, including censored topless shots...
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Post by plastic paul on Jun 6, 2006 18:04:50 GMT -5
Black is Black- by Los Bravos Black is black I want my baby back It's gray is grey since he went away oh ho what can I do? Cause I'm feelin' blue.... Is that not incredibly similar to "Baby's in Black"!!! |
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Post by Mellow Yellow on Jun 6, 2006 22:35:20 GMT -5
;D Man, she was hot back in the day!
It's a shame that most good looking women got no brains.
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Post by revolver on Jun 6, 2006 22:59:52 GMT -5
I'm not buying the "surprised, shocked" bit. I think somebody hired an investigator to dig up some dirt to use in the divorce proceedings.
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Post by lili on Jun 7, 2006 8:49:26 GMT -5
Revolver, I wouldn't be surprised. As far as I'm concerned, they deserve each other. It's Beatrice that I feel bad for.  |
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Post by plastic paul on Jun 7, 2006 18:18:57 GMT -5
I'm not buying the "surprised, shocked" bit. I think somebody hired an investigator to dig up some dirt to use in the divorce proceedings. My thoughts exactly |
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Post by Doc on Jun 7, 2006 23:30:08 GMT -5
Revolver, I wouldn't be surprised. As far as I'm concerned, they deserve each other. It's Beatrice that I feel bad for. I hesitate to comment on this event. It's gonna be a big transition for Macca. Nothing to do but deal with it all one day at a damn time. I don't think there is an emotional salvo this soon in anyone's break-up. I guess we all get thru break-ups, grit and bear it thru the first part of it till it finally gets easier, which, surprisingly, it always does. Except in one case where that evil monster that I had been seeing decided to..... Oh, well, forget it. That's another story. I'm over it now. Completely. [You know I'm on the floor now, pounding and kicking and whining and saying "why, why?" over and over] Then one magic day finally comes. I had hoped they could have worked it out. I had hoped that she had grown into a loving, fond wife, a cherished soul-mate for him. I see that is a "no". She is demonstrating qualities that are.......*cough* not my favorite, and I suppose the time has come for the chickens to roost. One sows what one reaps, and boy, the harvest is IN............ I hope she gets the lid, and he gets the kid. Wait--he will. I hope she acquieses gracefully. Why make more acrimony? Why? Paul McCartney is a good father, I am inclined to believe. Again, even the CAB driver I had on one occasion in New York, without any provocation from me, began a discourse about various stars he had met driving, mentioning Macca and Heather first, and then, letme tell you, he launched into a really spicy statement about her. I have forgotten the exact words. I piped up with (in my ignorance), "No! Really? I thought she was nice, or at least had mellowed into it" or something along that line...... Cabbie said "no way"........ When a perfect stranger, a humble cab driver, remembers and repeats a bad experience (these guys pick up a hundred different people EVERY SINGLE DAY) then it MUST have been something else to stick out in his mind........ I mean, why not Madonna, Britney, Streisand, or a myriad other famous "difficult" people? He said he had driven everybody of note! But he goes STRAIGHT toward Heather McCartney. Maybe it had been recently. Oh gawd--maybe it had been earlier that day! OMG! Maybe they were the very last fare in the cab before me! HOLY BATMAN! That means that that manilla envelope marked "Top Secret Ultra-Confidential," that I found in the floor of the cab belonged to [sound of big loud scary chord] SIR PAUL! [sound of big loud scary chord again] I must admit...I DID hazard a look inside, (giggle, mince) later, when I realized I had taken it all the way to the hotel with me. Oops! I am a cad. A scoundrel. So sorry! I took a look! A very quick look, just a glance really. It was 5 pages of cryptic nonsense, just symbols, something like this, which I studied 6 hours a day for the next 9 months by candlelight: R4E5UOI7Y35R8ET2E4TOE5RU4RET&**&)(R*&)3457895lmlk43m5l34ml,;3etc. And there were little red circles, done in pencil. At the bottom of the first page, scrawled, was a group of five cursive scribblings: "blonde on warpath" "losing grip" "this cab driver is a chatterbox" "find perplexed- destroy frighten a little", and lastly, "butch, butch, butch" I think but the handwriting was a little messy and I am not sure about the letter "u". Since perplexed was not capitalized, and there were NO capitals, I didn't make the connection. OMG! Targetted for destruction a scare.......by an ex-Beatle....all because of "Yesterday" being sung in Gb major. Those five extra flats. Oh my God. So THAT'S what those 3 men in sunglasses singing "Someone's Knockin' at the Door" at 3AM in front of my hotel room was all about. Shoot, man, what a relief! Great, cool. I thought they were just some kind of New York serial singers, but no, they came to sing just for me! That is so totally cool. I'd have given them some warm apple cider but it was still summer. Anyway, back to my point. I hope that this divorce business can be swiftly concluded, and that she will resist any temptation to "stick it to him" at the bench, and that he gets Beatrice 5 months out of every 6, including December. If you can't live on XX million dollars (figures must remain confidential), then you need budget counselling for nouveau millionaires. I hope my remarkable cab driver continues to get high, I mean, get high end fares, but offers his star clientele tighter lips as they come and go. Mainly go. I never dish and tell. Well only to a select 20 or 25 people. I hope that the three bespeckled spooks in the hotel hallway* learn to sing better in tune, and get some less monochromatic clothes. And diction. They kept singing "Do me a fiver" and it's FAVOR. And lastly, I hope that John Cleese will agree to start writing my material, because in three years I can not get one lousy internet latenight emmy nomination to save my soul. Oh, and the myterious manilla enveope? I shredded it. I only save sheet music. Personal letters, top secret documents, and the cheese all get the shredder. * I may have been in an altered state, semi-concious, dreaming. Hard to be sure. I can't testify that they were actually out there. I asked everyone on the floor later, but no one would back me up on it. Obviously Faul paid them all off, oh I see how it works.  |
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Post by TotalInformation on Jun 7, 2006 23:50:21 GMT -5
If this story holds out over the long run, we'll see who in this split is on the good side of Her Majesty and her masonic judiciary. --------------------------------------------------- extratv.warnerbros.com/v2/news/0606/06/headlines/6/text.htmlHeather Mills McCartney Gains Full Custody of Baby Beatrice June 6, 2006 "Extra" has learned exclusively that Heather Mills McCartney has gained sole custody of her daughter with Sir Paul McCartney. Mills McCartney’s publicist Michele Elyzabeth told us Mills went to court on Friday in London and received an order from the court granting her full custody, with Paul receiving visitation rights. McCartney and Mills married in June 2002, four years after his former wife, Linda McCartney, died of breast cancer. Beatrice was born in October 2003. |
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Post by TotalInformation on Jun 7, 2006 23:51:43 GMT -5
Paul McCartney is a good father, I am inclined to believe.
Hard to say, he barely knew his bastard children before he was murdered.
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Post by Doc on Jun 8, 2006 0:06:33 GMT -5
Paul McCartney is a good father, I am inclined to believe. Hard to say, he barely knew his bastard children before he was murdered. I meant William. Total--where is a picture of Bettina Huebers and her child--as an adult? Is there one about? |
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Post by Doc on Jun 8, 2006 0:13:24 GMT -5
Never mind, let me be first to spread the proud news. WARNING" The url for this site leads to a web page with NUDE IMAGES. If you are under 18, or offended, or whatever else, please DO NOT CLOCK ON THIS LINK. Otherwise, go and view pretty much everything about Bettina Huebers. More than you will ever want to see, I promise. Oh, Paul, man, like wow. I guess we all have hits and misses. You had plenty of hits, I guess this could have become the Mrs. Beware. www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops117/noops_bettina_huebers.html |
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Post by Doc on Jun 8, 2006 0:15:34 GMT -5
This woman has been in the media on a pretty regular basis since she first got together with Sir Paul. The fact that this 'porn' (since when did the pornography industry start publishing books?) appeared weeks after the split was announced leads me to wonder if someone's deliberately destroying her credibility. Question is, is this about limiting the divorce settlement? Or is it about something she knows? The Sun's version of events. And some pictures. I know you all want to see some of the pictures. Actually I prefer slides but these will do. |
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Post by Jai Guru Deva on Jun 8, 2006 0:50:51 GMT -5
That one photo with captian underneath saying, "Shocked ... Sir Paul" is just hilarious! Maybe it's because of cosmetic surgery, but he sure doesn't change his expression much, now does he? As for Heather's soiled past--as if it's any worse than Faul doing hard drugs and living a lie--maybe Dr. Ruth could've helped sort things out between them! LMAO! ;D
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Post by lili on Jun 8, 2006 8:18:31 GMT -5
T.I. posted: All I will say is, AMEN ! Doc after looking at Bettina Huebers naked, I can say that I've seen all of her. What I DON'T see, is any resemblance to Paul. I'd like to see photos of her mom when she was young. |
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Post by JoJo on Jun 8, 2006 18:35:06 GMT -5
Added their appearance on the British version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire", still processing as I write this. (in three parts) www.youtube.com/user/zezinho1962So, do they make it to the critical 32,000 point?? Host to Sir Paul: "You don't say much". |
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Post by Mellow Yellow on Jun 8, 2006 23:06:13 GMT -5
I wonder how Paul feels when some dude on the street yells "HEY I SAW YOUR WIFE NAKED BEFORE YOU DID!
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