Ask Faul a question

[Valis]

There's a feature on the official site www.memoryalmostfull.com/ where you can ask Faul a question.

Click on YOU TELL ME, first you have to put in your name and country but you can make one up, then you can put in any question and get a prerecorded vid which is triggered by keywords.
I think the range of answers is thus very small, but cool anyway.

On the hard questions (Who is Bill?, Is there life on Mars? and who are you?) he has slightly different variations of "I don't understand what you're talking bout"to "can't say that"

When you ask him "tell a joke" he gives a very puzzling answer.
When you ask "sing a song" he picks up a guitar and plays a tune from MAF.

Very primitive still, but lots of fun

All Love Jan

[Jude]

The joke he tells about the barkeep is actually pretty funny.

[mindgames]

Faul got pissed when I asked him about Billy Shears, maybe I shouldn't have opened with "Do you like big butts?"

[stevenchrist]

Why did you pick the day June 1, 2008 for your concert in Liverpool?

Is there any spiritual significance to this?

www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/sir_paul_mccartney_to_perform_liverpool_capital_of_culture_gig.html

[B]

Let's see. Mr. satanchrist here, faul there. Which do I choose?

I'll go with faul because he's a better musician; or at least I'll know the tunes.

And besides, isn't faul supposed to be gone before then, according to IAAP? So maybe
the folks in London will get to hear the real Paul!

[horseloverphat]

he wouldn't answer my question about being the 'son'/incarnation of Crowley.....i tried a few weeks ago!!!!

[stevenchrist]

Well if you'dve asked me who was my father, it seems..

It is Harry Dishener.

I met him at the train station in Chicago last December.

He had my dad's eyes, but his body was heavyset, and coffee colored skin. A 'black' man. He told me he was an electrician. I kissed him on the cheek.

He gave me some good advice, and then he had to go.

I love you Harry.

[mommybird]

Stevenchrist, could you please explain what the message under your posts mean

[stevenchrist]

kauvzdf vsfgvlkjcofg8yqwitvusdklfug


i luv you!!!!

[jerriwillmore]

Does paul read all the questions even if he isn't there? Hope so!

[brandon8robinson]

Ha yeah, I did this like 2 weeks ago and kept asking "Are you dead?" and "Billy?"

Lots of fun, but no anwers.

[SavoyTruffle]

I've been thinking that if you give Faul a "code word" he'll tell you the secret.

[iameye]

savoytruffle said:

I've been thinking that if you give Faul a "code word" he'll tell you the secret.

it's....calln hom

try it and see

[mindgames]

I wonder what Faul Bot would say if we interragated him the ay Santa bot was interrigated.
Would Faul Bot confess to being gay? Would Faulbot turn a polite conversation about eating Pizza into a filthy diatribe about oral sex?

Microsoft pulls plug on potty-mouth Santa
Microsoft cuts off Big Man after he starts talking about sex acts, using foul language
By John Fontana, Network World, 12/04/07



Microsoft Tuesday confirmed the bot’s potty mouth and snipped Santa’s Web connection.

“Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agent’s automated script. We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent,” Microsoft said in a statement sent to Network World.

Once the report of the randy Santa broke, questions prodding Santa to give up even more questionable answers took off like eight tiny reindeer.

Users were able to steer Santa into admitting he was gay or that he was a pedophile.

One person said “…..come on you like big hairy men -- don't hide it!” To which Santa responded, “I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.”

The references to sex acts, first reported by British news outlet The Register, came when the bot was answering questions about eating pizza. At the time, the bot was chatting with two girls age 11 and 13.

Microsoft recently added the corpulent and foul-mouthed artificial Santa as a bot that Windows Live Messenger users could insert into their IM buddy list as [e-mail].

The bot would coax users to participate in a friendly game called Factory Frenzy where the user helps out Santa’s elves. But it is the chat where Santa references sex acts and uses phrases such as “dirty bastard.”

Microsoft officials first responded by cleaning up Santa’s lap-side manner. After the upgrade, when asked about pizza, according to The Register, Santa says, “If you need a break to go eat, I will be right there when you come back.”

[jerriwillmore]

I asked "are you dead?""I don't know, I don't know the answer." Huh? :0

[iburiedpaul]

That is the stupidest crap I have ever seen

[revolver]

I think his memory got reformatted. I asked "what's your real name?" He answered all about what music he's currently listening to.

[iburiedpaul]

I asked him if he thought i should date Heather Mills, and he did a weird swallowing thing, so they may have some additional filter(?)

[Paul Bearer]

It's not a very good engine. He makes little sense.

[mumrikusstarr]

I asked him if he had a penis... he didn't know

[FAUllibLE]

I must of been pretty bored tonight, cause i went on to Fauls site. I typed in "satan", "devil", and "six six six" and the answer to all three was "one goat, one goat". This proves the beatles were satan worshipers, and to all you with all your backward excuses, SHAME ON YOU!!! LoL

ps: where the hell is mikey and how is his site doin and I gots to give a shout out to jarv, LoL, hows that philosophic stuff workin out? LoL Oh and hey eye, I see your AV still sucks; jk ;D