Funny Writing Translators

[Jai Guru Deva]

It doesn't have quite the same effect as audio reversals, but it's fun...
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A Day In The Life


I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh and
I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his face before,
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords.

I saw a film today oh, boy
The english army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had a look
Having read the book,
I’d love to turn you on...

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

Ah

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all,
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall.
I’d love to turn you on...


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And now backwards (ooh-ahh)...
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...no uoy nrut ot evol d’I
.llah trebla eht llif ot sekat ti seloh ynam woh wonk yeht woN
,lla meht tnuoc ot dah yehT
llams rehtar erew seloh eht hguoht dnA
erihsacnal ,nrubkcalb ni seloh dnasuoht ruoF
yob ho yadot swen eht daer I

hA

maerd a otni tnew I dna ekops ydobemoS
,ekoms a dah dna sriatspu yaw ym dnuoF
talf sdnoces ni sub eht edaM
tah ym debbarg dna taoc ym dnuoF

.etal saw I deciton I pu gnikool dnA
,puc a knard dna sriatsnwod yaw ym dnuoF
daeh ym ssorca bmoc a deggarD
,deb fo tuo llef ,pu ekoW

...no uoy nrut ot evol d’I
,koob eht daer gnivaH
kool a dah tsuj I tuB
yawa denrut elpoep fo dworc A
raw eht now tsuj dah ymra hsilgne ehT
yob ,ho yadot mlif a was I

.sdrol fo esuoh eht morf saw eh fi erus yllaer saw ydoboN
,erofeb ecaf sih nees d’yehT
derats dna doots elpoep fo dworc A
degnahc dah sthgil eht taht eciton t’ndid eH
rac a ni tuo dnim sih welb eH

hpargotohp eht was I
dna hgual ot dah tsuj I lleW
das rehtar saw swen eht hguoht dnA
edarg eht edam ohw nam ykcul a tuobA
yob ,ho yadot swen eht daer I

efiL ehT nI yaD A

[Jai Guru Deva]

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SILLY LOVE SONGS - Faul & Wings


Youd think that people would have had enought of silly love songs.
But I look around me and I see it isnt so.
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.
And whats wrong with that?
Id like to know, cause here I go again
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you,
I cant explain the feelings plain to me, say cant you see?
Ah, she gave me more, she gave it all to me
Now cant you see,
Whats wrong with that
I need to know, cause here I go again
I love you, I love you

Love doesnt come in a minute,
Sometimes it doesnt come at all
I only know that when Im in it
It isnt silly, no, it isnt silly, love isnt silly at all.

How can I tell you about my loved one?
How can I tell you about my loved one?

How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)
How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)

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U THINK TAHT PAOPL3 WUD HAEV HAD ANOUGHT OF SILY LUV SONGS
BUT!1!11!1!1 OMG I LOK AROUND ME AND I SE IT ISNT SO
SOME!1!1!! WTF P3OPL3 WANA FIL DA WORLD WIT SILY LUV SONGS
AND!11!!!1 OMG WTF WUT WRONG WIT TAHT?!!!? WTF LOL
ID LIEK 2 KNOW CAUES H3R3 I GO AGANE
I LUV U I LUV U LUV U I LUV U CANT EXPLANE TEH FELNGS PLANE 2 M3 SAY CANT U SE???!?!!? OMG WTF
AH SH3 GAEV ME MORA SHE GAEV IT AL 2 ME
NOW CANT U WUT WRONG WIT TAHT
I NED 2 KNOW CAUES HAR3 I GO AGANE
I LUV U I LUV U DO3SNT COM3 IN A MINUT3
SOMETIEMS IT DOESNT COMA AT AL
I ONLEY KNOW TAHT WH3N IM IN IT
IT ISNT SILY NO IT ISNT SILY LUV ISNT SILY AT AL

HOW!!!!1!!1 OMG LOL CAN I TAL U ABOUT MAH LOVED ONA?!!?! WTF LOL
HOW CAN I T3L U ABOUT MAH LOVED ONA?!!!?? WTF

HOW CAN I TEL U ABOUT MAH LOVED ONE??!?!? OMG
(I LUV U CAN I TEL U ABOUT MAH LOV3D ONA?!?! OMG
(I LUV U



Hmmm.... No difference! ;D

[ccinri]

Excellent!!

[mommybird]

Jai, what great fun !
BTW, did you catch what I wrote under the Fireman thread ?