I sense a disturbance in the force... can anybody else sense a disturbance in the force or is it just me?
"John sounds like John" is an interesting concept. John
is John, yes? Why would he not sound like John? Fohn sounds like John. He wouldn't have got the job if he didn't sound like John. Fohn looks like John - if he didn't they wouldn't have been able to fool the human race for all these years, and I don't think the people behind these imposter replacements see themselves as members of the human race.
"And they're only gonna change this place,
By killing everybody in the human race." Sting, The Police - Invisible Sun.
Just what is your threshold of sufficient reason to say someone has been replaced? What do you expect of an imposter/ impersonator/lookalike/doppelgänger replacement? Are you expecting Stevie Wonder to suddenly appear playing rhythm guitar in The Beatles? "Ooh, I'm in two minds about this one. I hope it's in Mal Evans diary."
We're Splitting the atom here, and that requires bombarding reality with alpha-beatle particles (aka facts) to see if we can dis-CERN any subatomic elementary particles. What we will find is a pro-John and a neu-John, who we will call Fohn (a false John). When you create a Fohn a John is destroyed in the process. But this isn't news, because the Faul was revealed to science in the late 60s.
Faul sounds like Paul, but Paul McCartney is a special case of special relativity and quantum mechanics. The Paul is dead theory is like Schrodinger's cat. With the experiment that's in the box with the cat, the cat can either be dead or alive - you don't find out if the cat is dead or alive until you open the box. Some people have used this thought experiment to popularise quantum mechanics and therefore reality, is being driven by the observer and the cat is both dead and alive at the same time, but the experiment was devised to show that notion is absurd. That absurdity is mirrored in the Paul is dead community in that he is both dead and simultaneously headlining Glastonbury in 2023 with Bruce Springsteen. How Paul McCarntey is relativistic is that it depends on your frame of reference. But we can run this experiment in reverse, after all mc²=E, and observe people's frame of reference. Are they in motion? Standing still? Or going round in circles always coming back to the same spot? Ooh, it's a mystery!
The next song on AHDN is Things We Said Today, a song sung by Faul in his most boring droning voice. He actually had a crack at this one at some live concerts. He mimed it for a few TV appearances in the UK before taking it on the road to America. It was recorded at the Hollywood Bowl but that wasn't good enough for release at the time and they had to wait for technology to catch up and memories to fade before they could polish it and release it to the public.
The song was recorded on June 2nd 1964 and is supposed to have been written on the boat "Happy Days" while Paul, Jane, Ringo and Maureen where on holiday in the Virgin Islands in May. Now that's Paul on that boat, so we've got Faul talking about Paul when he "recollects" the writing of the song.
You learn something new every day and I just learned that they went on that holiday using false passports, so this trip was facilitated by people above the law. Why the cloak and dagger? I lived on the Cayman Islands when Tom Cruise filmed The Firm - no one gave a shit. They had handlers, the boat had a captain. They're in a bubble the can't escape from at this point in their lives.
What I think has happened with this song is that Paul and Jane's cabin was bugged and their conversations recorded and the "things they said" were used in the lyrics.
"You say you'll be mine, girl
Till the end of time"
She said she'd love him 'til the end of time - and why wouldn't she? But someone was eavesdropping on it. Well it was true, because the end of their time on Earth wasn't far away.
"And though we may be blind"
Why are they blind? They don't know what's coming
"Someday when we're dreaming
Deep in love, not a lot to say"
That just speaks to this feeling I've got that The Beatles were dropped into the deep ocean, dreaming, not a lot to say, dead! Possibly a yellow submersible of some kind.
This ballad is an analogue of And I Love Her which I've posted already, but it's got a disturbing j-j-jing on acoustic guitar that changes the pace of the song.