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Post by pennylane on Aug 17, 2005 7:03:38 GMT -5
Thanks Doc!
It is funny how many version of this story goes around.. but which one version of the story is documented prior to 66, cause that's the one I'd be more inclined to read!
What's really interesting is the book "Things he said today" by jane Asher!! Gotta find me a copy of that one!
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Post by pennylane on Oct 20, 2004 9:38:33 GMT -5
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Post by pennylane on Jun 30, 2005 1:59:59 GMT -5
would that perhaps be Jane's cousin Marilyn?
Jane and Paul were married?
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Post by pennylane on Sept 4, 2005 22:47:39 GMT -5
I dunno.. it is possible that he was already a lefty, there's nothing to say he wasn't. And watching him play in the Let it Be film.. he seems to be pretty much a natural.
I'd say our Bill is an all round talent.. I mean really, what can't he do?
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Post by pennylane on Nov 8, 2004 7:38:28 GMT -5
how do ya get the username and password?
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Post by pennylane on Apr 18, 2005 9:47:14 GMT -5
looks like John had some fun on the plane trip
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Post by pennylane on Dec 11, 2004 7:42:33 GMT -5
me too... but he's somewhere happy now, perhaps writing some songs with Paul and George
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Post by pennylane on Feb 4, 2005 7:17:13 GMT -5
Yoko was second best.. a consolation prize.. and she knew it!
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Post by pennylane on Jan 10, 2005 7:05:16 GMT -5
bloko
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Post by pennylane on Sept 20, 2005 22:05:31 GMT -5
will it tour anywhere other than the US?
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Post by pennylane on Sept 18, 2005 4:37:27 GMT -5
Lennon musical pulled Friday, September 16 2005, 11:04 BST -- by Daniel Saney
A Broadway musical about the life of John Lennon is being pulled after just six weeks.
The production, which has disappointed audiences and been mauled by critics, will appear for the last time at New York's Broadhurst Theatre on September 24.
Created with the help of the artist's widow Yoko Ono, the show has been criticised for being biased towards Ono's life with him and neglectful towards the earlier parts of his career and relationships with other women.
Featuring two unreleased Lennon tracks and a black actor as bandmate Paul McCartney, the production has nine people playing the star, an idea which has done little to ingratiate it with audiences.
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Post by pennylane on Sept 13, 2005 7:30:05 GMT -5
From what I've heard it sounds pretty crappy.
I am so unsure about ms ono.. sometimes I like her.. but then I look again and she's whoring around the Lennon legacy on diapers and it makes my stomach churn! poor john!
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Post by pennylane on Sept 11, 2005 1:13:56 GMT -5
*EDIT*
John is super cool ;D
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Post by pennylane on May 9, 2005 6:49:41 GMT -5
ok.. the little white van will be there shortly. Don't worry, they will take wonderful care of you!
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Post by pennylane on May 9, 2005 3:32:43 GMT -5
wow.. they have computers in the after life?
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Post by pennylane on Jul 25, 2005 8:54:56 GMT -5
Language warning... the things u find when your bored.. ;D In following with my 12 Steps program, my Doctor has informed me that I should apologize to every person I have ever hurt, in my 40+ years of drinking like a motherfucker. It seems like that would be one stupid waste of time to go hunting down all these indivisuals (valuable drinking time, moreless)... So out of respect for those affected during my journey to self-discovery, I shall make this formal address to finally extend my apologies. Ahem.* I'm sorry for "Give My Regards To Broadstreet". Who would have ever known that wouldn't work out as well as planned? * I'm sorry for ever doing that music video, "Say Say Say" with Michael Jackson. I honestly have no idea what came over me. Oh wait, that's right... I believe his name was Jack Daniels. * Speaking of which, I'm sorry I sold the copyrights of every Beatle song to Michael Jackson. * I'm sorry that my famous name (and astounding good looks) have somehow benefitted Stella in her treacherous fashion designs. * I'm sorry I ate that steak last Christmas. * I'm sorry Yoko is such a sour bitch. * I'm sorry I forgot about those 500 lost Beatle tapes. Dammit. * I'm sorry for those 186 face lifts I've gotten over the last few years. I didn't realize I was beginning to look like a wet bag, with safety pins, securing my skin. * I'm sorry my son, James turned out to be kinda fat. * I'm sorry for the entire McCartney II album. * I'm sorry for ever publishing that book of paintings. * I'm sorry I sued the other Beatles, after we broke up. Hahaha...yeah, I was kinda going through my Angry Paul stage back then. Sorry. * I'm sorry for ever sporting that atrocious mullet back in the mid-'70s. * I'm sorry I stopped washing my hair, during that period too. * I'm sorry Jane was such a hard-headed bitch and wouldn't let me have affairs. Go bake me a cake, woman. * I'm sorry my American tour tickets cost so much. I didn't realize they were charging that much until AFTER I went out, and bought that Bently. My apologies. * I'm sorry I couldn't get a neck or hand lift. Evidently, those are the only areas on your body that can't be cosmetically surgerized. Shit. * I'm sorry John made that "Bigger than Jesus" comment back in '66. Way to go, John. * I'm sorry there's no I in team, because if there was, it'd be spelled teim. And I just couldn't live with that. * I'm sorry I never wrote a tribute song to George, after he died. Or maybe I did? I forget sometimes... * I'm sorry I laugh at Heather and her crippled friends. Something about prosthetics make me giggle. * I'm sorry for the whole "Yesterday" story-telling time. Every time I told the story of how it originated, it always felt like the first time. * I'm sorry I keep forgetting to cut my toenails. * I'm sorry for that lame ass excuse for taking LSD, and how it didn't influence others to do so. * I'm sorry I keep re-releasing the same damn songs, in the form of a "new" tour album. * I'm sorry I bought that book about explosive orgams, right there where a reporter could see me. Apparently sandwiching the book between Heather's childrens books didn't help either. * I'm sorry I can't spel very gud. * I'm sorry for investing so much money to benefit others, and not enough on myself. Oh wait... * I'm sorry everyone thought the Fool on the Hill was me... * And last but certainly not least...I'm sorry to all those women in the '60s I sexed up just a little bit. Hope you didn't catch anything contageous.
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Post by pennylane on Oct 15, 2004 1:05:21 GMT -5
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Post by pennylane on Jul 30, 2005 20:45:31 GMT -5
lol.. I 've never seen the Bert thing before...
it's all staring to fall into place.. *eyes everyone suspiciously*
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Post by pennylane on Jun 6, 2005 8:47:43 GMT -5
How do we recoginze the difference between the draftees and the enlisted men? oh, it's quite easy: ...............Enlisted..............................Draftee................
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Post by pennylane on May 26, 2005 8:54:21 GMT -5
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Post by pennylane on Sept 21, 2005 8:33:40 GMT -5
good ol' shatner hey
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Post by pennylane on Aug 2, 2005 9:41:10 GMT -5
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Post by pennylane on Aug 2, 2005 0:50:39 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]SAY YOU, SAY ME[/glow] 1. "Lots of guys fuck their cousins-- at least I married mine." **What old-time rocker offered this novel defense for his actions?
2. "They won't grab at you or ask you for favors. I feel comfortable with these figures. They are my personal friends." **This is Michael Jackson, describing whom?
3. "When I was younger, the only thing I liked better than a big dick was a bigger dick!" **What other all-time rock forefather said this? * * * * answers * * 1. Jerry Lee Lewis 2. His private collection of robots 3. Little Richard
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[glow=red,2,300]HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US[/glow] 1. John Lennon occasionally amused himself at parties by mixing drinks for those he considered sycophantic, imbecilic fans. His specialty was "the Beatle cocktail." What is the prime ingredient in a Beatle cocktail?
2. What, in Beatle language, was a "knee-trembler"?
3. Ringo Starr sued in court to prevent the release of an album recorded by him. What explanation did he offer for wanting to quash the album?
4. How did Janis Joplin wish to celebrate the signing of her record contract with Columbia Records?
5. A few years back, Madonna was spotted visiting New York City's "Club Nine," a local hotspot of note. What was the club's most notable membership requirement?
6. Following his teen crooning heyday, Frankie Lymon exchanged his super-lucrative half of the publishing rights for "Why Do Fools Fall In Love" for what?
7. In the days before channel clickers, how did Elvis Presley switch away from programming not to his liking (especially featuring Robert Goulet)?
8. Jimi Hendrix' headband served more than just a decorative function. Explain how.
9. Exactly half the members of the group Badfinger ended their career in what fashion? * * * * answers * * 1. urine 2. Quickie stand-up sex seconds before going onstage 3. He recorded the album while drunk 4. By having sex with every executive in the room 5. All men needed to be a minimum of nine inches 6. A shot of heroin 7. By shooting out the TV screen with a gun 8. He soaked it in LSD so that it would go through his skin 9. Suicide
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[glow=red,2,300]WHO DUNNIT?[/glow] 1. Big chunk of teeth fell out of mouth during interview
2. Left cat turds in hallway for husband to step in when he woke up
3. Once hospitalized after a drunken fight with an ostrich
4. Punched a hole into the wall next to Don Kirshner's head, and screamed, "That could have been your face!"
5. Non-peaceably bashed Abbie Hoffman over the head with his guitar at Woodstock
6. Says he has the power to heal the sick by laying on hands
7. Charged over 800 dollars per copy for his autobiography
8. Rejected from the Monkees auditions for having disgusting teeth
9. Publically angry that his old songs were being used in ads
10. Claims to have 5-hour-long orgasms
11. Thrown out of a Smothers Brothers concert for heckling the pair while wearing a tampon on his forehead
12. Showed his wife a special gift he'd had made for her: a glass coffin with her wax effigy inside * * * * answers * * 1. Keith Richards 2. Yoko Ono 3. Johnny Cash 4. Mike Nesmith (Monkees) 5. Pete Townshend (Who) 6. Englebert Humperdinck 7. George Harrison 8. Steven Stills 9. Paul McCartney 10. Sting 11. John Lennon 12. Phil Spector
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[glow=red,2,300]PICKA BEACH BOY[/glow] (Brian Wilson, Murry Wilson (Dad), Dennis Wilson, Mike Love) who did one of the following:
1. Stood naked on kitchen tables during breakfast?
2. When visited by Paul McCartney, hid inside a shed and sobbed until Paul finally just went away?
3. Had sex with another Beach Boy's daughter, just to piss him off?
4. Claims he secretly helped write part of the Beatles' White Album?
5. Believed his music had the power to start fires? * * * * answers * * 1. Murry Wilson 2. Brian Wilson 3. Dennis Wilson (Mike's daughter) 4. Mike Love 5. Brian Wilson
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Post by pennylane on Aug 2, 2005 8:10:07 GMT -5
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Post by pennylane on Jul 30, 2005 4:52:18 GMT -5
I really love this song too...
There is a long way between chaos and creation If you don't say which one of me you're gonna choose...
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